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Season 6

1. Bargaining (pt. 1)
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- Parody

Giles is leaving for England, the gang is getting ready to resurrect Buffy, and we're watching this on UPN! I thought the apocalypse already happened?
2. Bargaining (pt. 2)
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Buffy is back from the dead, and she needs a manicure.
3. After Life
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Here's the big Season 6 secret: Buffy thinks she was in heaven. How does she know? Did she play scrabble with John The Baptist?
4. Flooded
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The EVIL TRIO is here to make Buffy's life miserable! I'm so scared! Hold me.
5. Life Serial
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The moral of the story is to suck at every job you have, so that an older person will give you money. I guess it works.
6. All The Way
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A girl named Summers dates a Vampire. I think I've seen this before.
7. Once More, With Feeling
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The musical. Gotta sing, gotta dance, gotta slaaaaay....
8. Tabula Rasa
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Everyone has lost their memories, and Spike has never looked better. Tan works for him.
9. Smashed
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Disney magic that we've never seen before until this episode! And Spike and Buffy have sex. It won't be the last time.
10. Wrecked
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Wait, wait...a drug metaphor? You're crazy!
11. Gone
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Buffy's blinvisible...and she has sex with Spike...again.
12. Doublemeat Palace
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It's People! It's people! And so...so....delicious.
13. Dead Things
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The EVIL trio try to frame Buffy....and she has sex with Spike. Again.
14. Older and Far Away
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The gang is trapped in the Summers house. Dawn whines a lot. Did someone try a window?
15. As You Were
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Riley is back, and he may have brought someone more annoying with him. Is that even possible? Oh, and Buffy and Spike stop having sex. Finally.
16. Hell's Bells
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It's Xander and Anya's wedding. They don't get married. It's really sad... for yeck's sake.
17. Normal Again
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Buffy thinks she's in a nuthouse, so she decides to try and kill her friends. This hasn't been her year.
18. Entropy
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Anya and Spike have sex, and pretty much everyone watches it. They should've charged.
19. Seeing Red
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Warren goes nuts, shoots Buffy and kills Tara. Now this may be a stretch, but I'm guessing Willow won't take this well.
20. Villians
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Willow kills Warren, strips his skin off and flays him. I guess that answers my last blurb.
21. Two To Go
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Willow has gone mad on magicks. Giles comes back in the very coolest way ever, because, well, he's Giles.
22. Grave
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Xander saves the day with yellow crayons and hugs. Oh, and Spike gives Buffy what she deserves... I wonder what that could be? Another souled vamp? Nah...couldn't be...