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Episode 113: Dead Things

Overall Rating: 8.2
Matt: 8.4
Eric: 8.0

Writer: Steven S. DeKnight
Director: James A. Contner

Cast : Sarah Michelle Gellar as Buffy Summers, Nicholas Brendon as Xander Harris, Emma Caulfield as Anya, Michelle Trachtenberg as Dawn Summers, James Marsters as Spike, Alyson Hannigan as Willow Rosenberg.

Main guest stars : Danny Strong as Jonathan, Adam Busch as Warren, Tom Lenk as Andrew, Amelinda Embry as Katrina Silvers, Amber Benson as Tara.

Original broadcast date : February 5, 2002

My one-line description: Sometimes, being normal is the worst thing you could ever want to be. Especially in Sunnydale.

After some wild and heavy sex that leaves them lying under the carpet in Spikešs Crypt, Buffy and Spike enjoy post-sex banter about decorating, before realizing theyšre having a real conversation. "Do you even like me?", asks Spike half-mockingly. "Sometimes", answers Buffy. She disappears under the carpet, looking for her underwear. When she comes back up, Spike is holding a pair of handcuffs; he asks her if she trusts him. "Never!", she answers.

In their new lair, the three geeks are finishing up their new gadget, a cerebral dampener ­ which will enable them to turn any woman into their willing sex slave.

At the Doublemeat Palace, Buffy takes a break to have a chat with Tara in private. While rubbing her sore wrists (handcuffs, he he), she informs Tara that Spike can hit her without the chip going off, and wonders whether she came back wrong. She asks Tara to research the spell that brought her back.

Warren walks casually through a bar, while Andrew and Jonathan watch through a camera hidden in his tie and direct him, via a microphone, to various candidates for sex bunny. But Warren has other plans; taking off his earpiece, he goes straight to a young woman sitting at the bar ­ his former girlfriend, Katrina. Katrina doesnšt want to talk to him, though, and they start to argue. Her tone changes, though, when he uses the cerebral dampener on her ­ her eyes glaze over, and she starts calling him "Master".

Exhausted after a long workday, Buffy arrives home to find Xander teaching Dawn to waltz for the wedding. The Scoobies ask Buffy if shešd like to go out, but she answers that shešs too tired. However, when Dawn reveals that shešs spending the night at Janicešs ­ for real this time ­ an upset Buffy changes her mind and decides the Bronze is a good idea after all.

In their lair, the supervillains toast crime with champagne served by a very robotic-looking Katrina, dressed in a French maid outfit. They argue about which one of them gets her first, but of course, Warren wins and takes her away to a private room. As they kiss, Warren asks her to tell him that she loves him. "I love you, Master", she drones. He asks her to say it again, and she slips, saying "I love you, Warren."

Realizing the spell is wearing off, Warren tries to zap her again, but the cerebral dampener is depleted, and a now irate Katrina lets loose on him, Jonathan and Andrew, accusing them of rape. She tries to escape, but Warren catches her and hits her with the empty champagne bottle. He then instructs his buddies to get the cerebral dampener, but Jonathan realizes that Katrina is deadŠ The three are shocked, but Warren rallies quickly and starts on a plan to get rid of the body and pin the murder on someone else. Jonathan and Andrew, however, donšt look too eager to cover up the murder.

At the Bronze, Xander and Anya dance away to the sounds of ragtime music while Buffy and Willow watch on and chat. Finally, Willow succumbs to the rhythm and joins the couple, while Buffy goes upstairs and watches them from above. Spike shows up and asks her how her friends below would react if they knew about the two of them. As they have sex standing up, he tells her to watch her friends, to realize that she belongs in the shadows with him, not with them.

The next day, Xander and Willow are walking toward the Magic Box when they encounter Tara, whošs just leaving the shop, a book under her arm. Xander excuses himself, and the two former lovers talk rather awkwardly ­ Tara gives some info about the book shešs carrying, and Willow tells her that she hasnšt done any spells for 32 daysŠ

That night, Buffy patrols in the cemetery, and is tempted to knock on the door of Spikešs crypt. Spike senses her, and opens the door ­ but shešs gone.

Resuming her patrol, Buffy hears a woman scream and runs toward the sound. Suddenly, events start shifting weirdly as some demons intervene, Spike arrives, and the woman keeps screaming for help. Finally, the events resolve themselves in Buffy striking out at something ­ Katrina. The woman rolls down a hill, and Buffy follows to find Katrina dead. As Buffy stares, appalled at what shešs done, a live Katrina watches from the shadowsŠ

Spike walks a very disturbed Buffy back to her house, while Katrinašs "double" returns to Warrenšs van and reverts back to Jonathan.

Asleep in her own bed, Buffy dreams that shešs having sex with Spike ­ then Spike is bound with handcuffs in his crypt, and then he morphs into Katrina, in the woods. Buffy lowers a stake to Spikešs chest, and then shoves it in Katrinašs chest.

Buffy wakes up, thoroughly spooked, to find herself alone in her room. She dresses up and walks quietly to Dawnšs room. Dawn sleepily asks her what time it is, and Buffy reminds her that she loves her. She confesses that an accident has happened and that she has to go to the police. Dawn is scared, and rather upset that her sister seems to have found a way not to be with her.

In an alley behind the police station, Spike catches Buffy and tries to talk her out of turning herself in. He tells her that he took care of Katrinašs body ­ but then they overhear two policemen passing by, talking about a body just found washed up by the river. Spike is disappointed that his cover-up didnšt work, but he still argues that there is nothing that justifies Buffy turning herself in, especially not with the countless lives shešs saved.

Buffy gets angry and starts beating Spike up. He encourages her, telling her to let it out. As she hits him over and over, she tells him that she will never be his girl, that hešs disgusting. "You always hurt the one you love, pet", he tells her. Wounded, she lets go of him and walks away, still intent on turning herself in.

Buffy walks into the police station, but before she can say anything, the cop at the front desk asks her to wait as he takes a call. She overhears him taking note of the name of the murdered girl ­ Katrina Silvers. Understanding dawns on Buffyšs face as she remembers Warrenšs ex-girlfriendŠ When the cop hangs up and asks Buffy what he can do for her, shešs gone.

At the Magic Box, Anya confirms to Buffy that the demons she encountered in the woods were responsible for the time shifts, and that Katrina was probably dead long before that. Buffy remarks that Warren is somehow connected to the murder, and that they have to find him and his buddies.

In the Troikašs lair, Warren and Andrew are impressed at getting away with murder, even if Buffy didnšt fall for Warrenšs scheme. However, Jonathan looks rather uneasy with the whole event.

In Buffyšs living room, Tara informs the Slayer that she didnšt come back wrong, apart from being changed slightly on a molecular level, which is what keeps Spikešs chip from going off. A shocked Buffy argues that she has to have come back wrong, otherwise she wouldnšt let Spike do "these things" to her. Tara realizes what Buffy is really talking about, and remains supportive. But thatšs not what Buffy wants ­ falling on her knees, crying convulsively, she desperately pleads with Tara for something to be wrong with her.

Summary by OttsFiveByFive.