W: By Osirus I command you, bring her back!

Osirus: She was taken by natural order.
W: No! There has to be a way!
Osirus: It is done!
W: No!
Osirus: It is done!
W: NOOO!!!!!!!

Aw: Think they'll let my aunt bring me my discman?
J: That's what you're worried about? In-flight entertainment? We're in jail.
Aw: We're in custody. We haven't been charged yet.
J: Thank you, Dragnet.

J: That guy's been looking at me. I think he wants to make me his butt-monkey.

J: I hear they like the small ones with the little hands like their girlfriends.
Aw: You have got to chill out. This isn't Oz. It's like mayberry.

Aw: I miss Ferris-Matthew. Broadway-Matthew...I find him cold.
J: Really? No, I...shut up!

Wn: I've been heading an organization - the trio. You've heard of us.
Vampire Bar Patron: Uh...no.

Wn: This isn't the evil laugh of victory, is it?
Vampire Bar Patron: More like the evil laugh of "you're a dead man".

Wn: I had my own guys - the trio. Yeah, you've heard of us.
R: Right. What were you, a band or something?

R: Willow - the slayer's pal. She's the new power, man. Anyone with intuition can feel it. She's gonna blow this town apart, starting with you.

R: Girl is runnin' on pure fury. I've never felt anything like it.
Wn: Thank you for the tip....nostradomus.

X: Will, what are you doing? She's gonna die.
W: No, she isn't.

B: Look, I'm finding the whole "getting shot at" motivating, but you're using magic.
W: If I wasn't you'd be dead.
B: Maybe. But this isn't right. This isn't how I want it.
W: Sometimes you don't have a choice.

X: Can I just ask - what's with the make-over? I mean, be damned, the hair?

X: Fine, Fine! Puppetmaster wants to drive? Go right ahead.

X: She's dead?
W: She's dead. Now he's dead too.

B: Willow, please...just stop! We love you and Tara, but we don't kill humans. It's not the way.

B: Willow, if you do this you let Warren destroy you too.

W: No. No more talking. It's done.

B: We need to find Willow.
X: Yeah, Warren's a dead man if she finds him.
D: Good.

B: We can't control the universe. If we could, then the magic wouldn't change Willow the way it does, and we'd be able to bring Tara back.
D:...and mom.
B: There are limits to what we can do. There should be.

X: I just...I've had blood on my hands all day. Blood from people I love.

B: Dawn, you've been through enough for more than one...ever.

D: Fine. I want to go to Spike's.
B: Alright.
X: What? Not alright. Are you kidding? After what Spike did...
B: Xander!

C: Can I get you ladies something? I was just about ready to mix some country time.

C: Sure I can't get you something? I've got bugels and, uh, liverworst.
B: We're fine, thank you.

C: Do you parchezzi?
D: Sure.
C: Or...we could rent videos. I have been dying to see "The Wedding Planner".

Demon: You seek me, Vampire?
S: D'You do the fingerpaints? Nice work.

Demon: Look what she's reduced you to.
S: It's the bloody chip...
Demon: You were a legendary dark warrior, and you let yourself be castrated. And you have the audacity to crawl in here and demand restoration?

A: Her thirst for vengence, it's overwhelming.
X: Is that left over from your vengence demon days? Just sense her?
A: No, not left over.
X: ....oh.
A: Yeah.
X: When did you...?
A: When do you think?

Wn: It wasn't personal, that's all.
W: Well this is.

W: You want to know what a bullet feels like, Warren? It's not like in the comics.
Wn: No, no.
W: I think you need to....feel it.

Wn: I know you're in pain, but...
W: Bored now.

X: Oh my God.
B: What did you do? Willow, what did you do?

W: One down.

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