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:: The Latest from the Poo Bag
--> 8.17.05: Wimps, Trek's Death, and appropriate Wedding Music
--> 8.04.05: I'm back. The more things change, the more
they stay the same. And I just noticed my fly is open.
--> 9.10.04: I don't remember writing this. Be forewarned.
--> 8.27.04: The Video Edition!!!
--> 8.20.04: I'm back and I haven't gotten any better.
--> 8.06.04: It's a Hostile Takeover!
--> 7.30.04: Charisma's future, My kind of Tree, and the appropriate way to sell your soul.
--> 7.24.04: The Suck, The Jerk, The Rub.
--> 7.09.04: HMC sells out for a good reason, circus folk invading your 'hood, and people seem to be really high this week.
--> 7.02.04: Poobah went on vacation and all he got was this stupid column.
--> 6.20.04: The myth about warts, my parents are revealed, and Poobs justs wants to have fun.
--> 6.13.04: The roads of men, what to wear at graduation, and you gotta go when you gotta go.
--> 6.04.04: My Cousin's beard rules all, the Queer Eye guys save another, and God is sick of
California.
--> 5.29.04: Meet the Schmoobah, Santa and the Jews, and why women like Firefighters.
--> 5.21.04: Dannyboy asks most of the questions, because apparently everyone forgot it was Friday.
--> 5.14.04: Pardon my French, I blame James Marsters for everything, and meet my girlfriend.
--> 5.07.04: Dusting off the ol' Crystal Balls, the Secretary of Hillarity, and my sister: defined.
--> 4.30.04: A whole lot of Ass, a whole lot of Canadians, and a whole lot of Love.
--> 4.23.04: The powers of Butt-Cleavage, why the green giant's so damn jolly, and the
reason my birthday isn't a holiday.
--> 4.18.04: Why El Presidente may be Kevin Smith, American Scandal, and people I wouldn't
mind eating to live.
--> 4.09.04: Dating the dead, things to do at work when you're bored, and Angel finale predictions.
--> 4.02.04: Those Heartless Fox suits, celebrity shockers, and bunny sex.
--> 3.26.04: HMC's anti-terrorism plan, FOX hearts Hermies, and the most evil twister game ever.
--> 3.20.04: Newfound Religion, idiots running the taco stand, and fluffy bunnies.
--> 3.12.04: Reality shows aren't real, America's dumb ass youth, and I get subpoenaed.
--> 3.07.04: Sexual Innuendo at Breakfast, demons with souls, and the questionable existence of Paris Hilton.
--> 2.27.04: Connor choices, my Eurotrip Review, and people who are more nuts than me.
--> 2.20.04: This Poobah was accidently deleted. I'm now officially retarded.
--> 2.13.04: Just Say No, Satan's henchman, and regurgitated questions.
--> 2.06.04: 2 years of Hell, The Non-Gayness of Andrew, and the overpowering effect of cleavage.
--> 1.30.04: Ol' sloshed Kate, that confusing slayer lineage, and I be ticketmaster, arrrgh.
--> 01.23.04: The Reasons for Riley, Riggins turns into Salinger, and the demos become dwarfs.
--> 01.16.04: Subliminal Connor messages, sleeping tips, and I killed Eric..shhh, don't tell anyone.
--> 01.09.04: Telemarketers suck, more about my illegimate kid, and things you don't want to drink in theatres.
--> 01.02.04: New Year's Resolutions, watching out for crackheads, and my #1 fan.
--> 12.26.03: Sending holiday cheer, Hannigan vs. Boreanaz, and Poobah P.I.
--> 12.19.03: Back to the Beginning, the Glorious Bea Arthur, and those copycat Canadians.
--> 12.12.03: Poofhead, FHM + M.E Girls = Hot, and my affinity for Disco Stu.
--> 12.05.03: Mr. Trick's death, French-Canadian smuggling, and laptops scare me.
--> 11.28.03: Best Van Halen frontman, SMG's 'career', and those damned chimneys again.
--> 11.21.03: The private dick, woodchucks, and storylines that you should ignore.
--> 11.14.03: The first edition!