Poobah Says:
Officially, it means "loud and clear", unofficially its Eliza Dushku's signal to the writers that she doesn't want to be there.

From SPIKESMYGOD:
During sex, I scream out my own name. Is this normal behavior?

Poobah says:
If you scream out "Spikes My God" out loud during sex, you may need to reconsider your sexuality. While you're at it, reconsider your religion.

From ribbie149:
In Cordelia's coma does she have recurring nightmares of people posting polls asking, "Does Buffy end up with Angel or Spike?" If not, could you possibly find a way to put me in a similar coma?

Poobah says:
Hold on, let me get my bat.

From milesfrom730:
Is the reason that the daily proverbs are not to be seen because you killed Eric?

Poobah says:
You can't prove anything. They still haven't found the body, and I have an alibi. So here's a proverb, "Ding dong, El Presidente's dead. Ding dong, I used said bat to beat him in the head."

From Nora:
Whenever I walk past your bird it keeps skwawking "CONNOR IS HOT CONNOR IS HOT" Who the hell taught him that????

Poobah Says:
I imagine it's Joss still trying to brainwash people into thinking that character wasn't the worst ever.

From milesfrom730:
I'm running out of room in my closet for my Mac shrine, so I'm moving into it's own room. Now I need know what to paint it, so what's your favorite color?

Poobah says:
What's the color of akwardness? *runs away screaming*

From SevenofTN:
Well, since the topic of the Manilow was broached, do you think that Whedon and Company would have been adamant about Mandy had the wall vs nose midnight fight happened earlier? C'mon, man, that takes the cool factor of Angel down a notch.

Poobah says:
If I knew what the hell you were talking about, I'd have a clever answer here.

From Zgirl714:
Alyson Hannigan or Sarah Michelle Gellar?

Poobah says:
Hannigan or Gellar, what? Best actress? Best looking? Which is the best haircut? Who's car is better? Who looks better drenched in hershey's chocolate? What do you want from me?! WHAT'S WITH ALL THESE QUESTIONS???!!!

From milesfrom730hypothetically:
Now lets say that hypothetically I have this friend hypothetically and hypothetically there were some squirrels who hypothetically ate all the pot in hypothetically her hypothetically marijuana garden, should she hypothetically kill those stoner squirrels or hypothetically find something else to smoke and forget all this happened along with where she put her keys hypothetically?

Poobah says:
Hypothetically this is the most screwed up question I've ever heard.

From Dannyboy:
Can you give me some sleeping tips?

Poobah says:
Don't sleep with a fork in your pocket, trust me...that's one thing I'll NEVER do again. Still looking for my penis to this day.

From milesfrom730:
If you had something better to be doing instead of answering our questions what would you do?

Poobah says:
I'd be Jessica Alba's showerhead.

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