Poobah Says:
Because she's rich, and rich people suck. And why they suck is because they have money and I don't. So there. You hear that, Sarah?!! YOU SUCK!

Plus she's married to Freddie Prinze, Jr. 'Nuff said.

From SPIKESMYGOD:
Being Christmas time, I have an unsolved mystery for ya, Poobah: Whenever we see commercials or visuals about Santa in the Christmas Eve night sky, we never see Rudolph. What happened? Did he use his antlers to kill some high-level elves? Was he found in the back of the sleigh with Mrs. Claus? Did he refuse to join the reindeer union? Did Santa sell him to a Chinese sweatshop? Was his red nose a sign of a vicious cocaine habit? Did Santa find out that he was a member of Al Qaeda?

Where the bloody hell is Rudolph, these days?

Poobah says:
You took all my snarky answers. Thanks asshole. Oh....and Merry Christmas.

From Nora:
Why am I longing for you so badly these days? Is it the Christmas spirit or am I just horny?

Poobah says:
Unless your christmas spirit is in your pants, I would imagine you're just horny. But one can never be too sure.

From Zgirl714:
Who is more talented Alyson Hannigan or David Boreanaz?

Poobah says:
Hmmm....I'll go with Alyson Hannigan, because she doesn't use as much hair product. But screw both of them. Nothing says talent like Charles Nelson Reilly.

From Fat Tony:
Where have you taken us, Phileep?

Poobah Says:
Who the shit is Phileep?

From Nora:
Why did I go to horrible New England for Christmas? Do I like mental torture?

Poobah says:
You read this column every week. What do you think?

From Fat Tony:
Would you like a moustache? *takes off his moustache and hands it to him*

Poobah says:
*puts on moustache* Hmmm....Now all I need is a tropical shirt and I'll look like Tom Selleck. Eww...I was in "Quigley Down Under". GET THIS MOUSTACHE OFF OF ME!!!!!!!

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