Poobah Says:
Crack is whack. You shouldn't do drugs. Drugs are bad. Drugs could kill you. DON'T DO DRUGS! But to answer your question...yes.

From Nora, Roxy and Nighthawk:
Nora wants to know ... why Matt told Roxy to tell Nora to shut her mouth!??!!

Poobah says:
Who is this "Matt" guy you people keep mentioning? He sounds like a real bastard.

From Fat Tony:
Now that Andrew's 82% more manly, do you think that means he's finally getting some?

Poobah says:
I'm 83% manly, and I don't, so the outcome doesn't look good for him. You may want to make an annoucement about my 83%, ya know, for any of the ladies out there.

From SPIKESMYGOD:
How does Pat Buchanan hide his horns, tail, & pitchfork so well?

Poobah says:
The horns can be covered by a nice KKK hood. The tail can be tucked nicely inside his depends undergarments, and I imagine he hides the pitchfork up Trent Lott's ass.

From Dannyboy:
Is Xander now sorry that he never got to date Willow and witness her transformation from plain girl to Lesbian hottie?

Poobah Says:
Well, he wouldn't have seen the transformation to LESBIAN hottie if he was dating her. Now... WHOSE on CRACK? Oh right, that's still me. I'm sorry...I'm high.

From yourmama:
Why are you gay? Tell me that.

Poobah says:
Why is the sky blue? Why do the birds sing? Why is Gweneth wearing those SHOES?! OHMYGAWWWWD!!! Someone call the FASHION police!

From Zgirl714:
Who do you think has the better career; Sarah Michelle Gellar or Alyson Hannigan?

Poobah says:
I swear I've answered this before. That could be the crack again. Sarah is doing movies. Aly is doing TV, movies and plays. Aly is married to Alexis Denisof. Sarah is married to Chico Jr. This is pretty simple, ese.

From SPIKESMYGOD:
Why are we sending rovers to Mars, when we could just ask Dennis Kucinich what his home planet is like?

Poobah says:
Hey, Cleveland isn't on another planet....contrary to what the strange, indescribable smells would lead you to believe.

From Nora:
I tried to make this chicken recipe last night and I burned the hell out of it....what did I do wrong?

Poobah says:
Taking it out of the oven would be good at some point.

The following question contains spoilers for "You're Welcome"

From ribbie149:
If Joss says in an interview that Cordy isn't really dead, do we believe him?

Poobah says:
Never believe Joss. I still think Firefly is on the air, and just haven't been able to find it yet.

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