Poobah says:
Look at how you spelled "why" and "are", and that should at least answer part of your question.

From Dannyboy:
Where does the expression "Shit-eating grin" come from?

Poobah says:
It comes from someone who had shit in their mouth and smiled about it. My guess - it came from Gandhi. That dude loved him some poo-pie.

From Miki:
Will you now be covering other shows such as Smallville, Jake 2.0, Tru Calling etc. now they have former Buffy and Angel writers on board, like Wonderfalls?

Poobah Says:
Yeah, seeing how well that turned out for us the last time.

From Dannyboy:
How do you deal with horny teens?

Poobah says:
Give them a picture of their grandma naked. That'll shrink the ol' salami.

From SPIKESMYGOD:
Why do so many other Jossverse sites love Riley?

Poobah says:
An affinity for sleeping during an episode?

From Dannyboy:
Give us your picks for next season's television "worth your time" to watch.

Poobah says:
Wait...there's still TV worth my time? Please, tell me where to find it! Come on man, give me the number!

From Dannyboy:
Where do babies come from?

Poobah says:
The stork drops it off after it has sex with your mom...or at least in your case it does. I have the tape to prove it.

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