1. When She Was Bad- Summary
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Buffy has turned into Bitchy.
2. Some Assembly Required- Summary
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Daryl Epps wants Cordelia as his Mrs. Frankenstein.
3. School Hard- Summary
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Introducing Spike and Drusilla. Sunnydale will never be the same.
4. Inca Mummy Girl- Summary
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Xander's horny...AGAIN. This time it's a mummy. He sure can pick 'em.
5. Reptile Boy- Summary
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Frat boys. Penis-shaped demon. In a dungeon. Yep, you know where I'm going with that.
6. Halloween- Summary
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Willow's a sexy ghost. Xander's a commando. Buffy's a princess. And Angel's still goopin' the gel.
7. Lie To Me- Summary
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Way to stick your NECK out on the line there, Billy.
8. The Dark Age- Summary
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Giles' past comes back to bite him...or possess his body. Whatever.
9. What's My Line (Pt. 1)- Summary
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I yam Keeendra, da vampi-err slayerrrr.
10. What's My Line (Pt. 2)- Summary
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Dru does some anabolic steroids and then picks up Spike.
11. Ted- Summary
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John Ritter's a robot. Yep, that's the best they could come up with.
12. Bad Eggs- Summary
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The moral is, don't have sex or you could reproduce evil. And by evil, I mean children.
13. Surprise- Summary
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Here come The Judge. Here come that damned claddaugh ring that we'll never stop hearing about.
14. Innocence- Summary
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Eat my lead, blood liver lips.
15. Phases- Summary
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Oz is going through a change. No, not new hair coloring...
16. Bewitched, Bothered and Bewildered- Summary
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Xander's a ladies man. Buffy's a rat. Something doesn't sound quite right.
17. Passion- Summary
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Angel kills Jenny. Giles ain't too happy.
18. Killed By Death- Summary
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Buffy has the flu, so they take her to the hospital. Hijinks ensue.
19. I Only Have Eyes For You- Summary
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Buffy thinks she's a man. Angel thinks he's a woman. Jerry Springer would love this.
20. Go Fish- Summary
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The swim team is all hopped up, and Xander's in a speedo.
21. Becoming I- Summary
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The gang gets a beat down, and Angel kidnaps the watcher.
22. Becoming II- Summary
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Willow tries a spell, Buffy kills Angel...and then runs away. Ah, those teenage years.