- The ULTIMATE BUFFY Episode Countdown
Now where did I put that list? Ah, here it is. No, you can't see all of it yet.
You're so impatient.
The Mayor must have his box of Gavrok to complete his ascension. The scoobies find this out
and want to be the party poopers like usual. So Buffy comes up with a stealthy mission to retrieve
the box, some shit happens, and all of a sudden Willow gets kidnapped. So Buffy and the gang have the
box, The Mayor and Faith have Willow. It's time for a good ol' fashioned trade. Willow gets bitchslapped,
steals some pages from the Books of Ascension, and then at the end tells Buffy she's staying in Sunnydale. Knowing
what we know now, it probably would've been best for her to go to Oxford and become a scone fan, eh?
Here's one of those future moments now. Tara gets brain-sucked by Glory. That couldn't have been all that hearty
for her luminous incandescence. Willow arrives a little too late, and also in some funny looking jacket that
she must have bought from the "lesbian wiccans 'r' us". At the end, Tara blows it for everyone by pointing out
that Dawn is all green, so now Glory knows. Way to go, braintrust.
Don't ask me how this isn't top 50, it just isn't. Welcome to UC Sunnydale -- come for the knowledge, stay
for the carnage. The gang (nay Xander) are college bound, and Buffy isn't feelin' the lifestyle thus far. Willow
on the other hand is in book geek heaven. So Buffy gets her ass kicked, then Xander comes back from the Fabulous
Ladies Night Club and gives her one of his "go team scooby" speeches, and eventually she gets over the
wah-wah's and kicks Sunday The Vampire's booty....and gets her....um....booty back. You know, like possessions.
Well, I thought it was clever.
Uh oh...it's the First Evil. Watch out, or it may psycho-analize you!!!! Scary. Buffy gets her ass handed to
her by the Turok-Han (also known as "Ubervamp", and "bad guy that is indestructible until it's inconvenient").
Then we get the first of MANY....MANY...Buffy speeches. This one wasn't so bad. There are worse ones coming.
There are these evil things called 'bills'. They are the most deadly force in the universe. So Buffy must
save herself from these horrifying paper creatures by getting a job. Problem is, the Trio is testing her
at the same time. Things get a little difficult, what with demons and speeding time and mummy hands. So let's
go have drinks and kitten poker with Spike and leave Giles with the clean up. Sounds like a plan to me.
Lurker: You know you're just a sarcastic little runt! I thought it'd be interesting to read this stuff... but all you do is take the contents of an episode and sum it up in a sarcastic way... really no logic to it :S "woaaah a musical cos thats like so logical right??" The First: Bring on the Night? Higher than Choices? Did we watched the same episodes? Anyways, everything else looks like a good call. Keep 'em coming. Rogue Slayer: I love Choices, but I'm biased. Still liking your picks. CordeliaChse: I like Life cereal too. My favorite is Honey Graham Life. Oh, wait. This is a Buffy thing? Silly me. jo: The Freshman is fabulous (it's so BtVS) and Life Serial is hilarious (poor Buffy). Love 'em both. Lucky: i like Life Serial Spike_and_Angel: Life Serial was awesome! I loved the Kitten poker and the mummy hand and the giles glasses being stomped. noell: ah kitten poker, the best use for them ever amanda: the freshmen may not have been one of my favs, but how in the hell is Life Serial higher than that and Bring on the Night. that speech was WICKED Aeryn: I really didn't like the freshman
by Matt -3.21.05
[ mlee@blkswan.com ]
#63 - Choices
[episode 3.19]
#62 - Tough Love
[episode 5.19]
#61 - The Freshman
[episode 4.1]
#60 - Bring on the Night
[episode 7.10]
#59 - Life Serial
[episode 6.5]
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