Principal
Snyder: "Sheila has never burnt down a school building."
Buffy: "Well, that was never proven. The fire marshall said it
could've been mice."
Principal Snyder: "Mice."
Buffy: "Mice that were smoking?"
Spike:
"I fed off a flower person, and I spent the next six hours watching
my hand move."
Willow:
"I thought we were going to the Bronze tonight, 'cause of how you
thought Angel might show."
Xander: "If he does, he'll meet some other nice girl. Studying
comes first."
Buffy: "We're going to the Bronze."
Ms.
Calendar: "Rupert, you have got to read something that was
published after 1066."
Giles:
"You are, after all, the Slay--"
Ms. Calendar: "Ahem."
Giles: "Slay--uh...slaves! You're all slaves to the, uh, television."
Buffy:
"Le vache doit me touche de la jeudi. Was it wrong? Should I use
the plural?"
Willow: "No, but you said, 'The cow should touch me from Thursday.'"
Buffy: "Maybe that's what I was thinking."
Willow: "And you said it wrong."
Buffy: "Oh, je stink."
Willow: "You're just not focused. It's Angel missage."
Buffy:
"Who are you?"
Spike: "You'll find out on Saturday."
Buffy: "What happens on Saturday?"
Spike: "I kill you."
Giles:
"We do have slightly more urgent matters to discuss."
Buffy: "Yeah, like keeping my mom away from Principal Snyder
tomorrow night."
Ms. Calendar: "And not dying Saturday."
Willow:
"What kind of punch did you make?"
Buffy: "Uh, lemonade. I made it fresh and everything."
Willow: "How much sugar did you use?"
Buffy: "Sugar?"
Buffy:
Um, but you haven't seen the boiler room yet, and you know that's
really interesting, what with the boiler being in the room and all.
Principal
Snyder: "I'm beginning to see a certain mother/daughter
relationship."
Spike:
"You were my sire, man! You were my...Yoda!"
Spike:
"Man, I can't believe this. You Uncle Tom!"
Spike:
"As a personal favor, from me to you, I'll make it quick. It won't
hurt a bit."
Buffy: "No, Spike. It's gonna' hurt a lot."
Angel:
"I had to see if he was buying it or not."
Xander: "And if he bit me, what then?"
Angel: "We would have known he bought it."
Xander: "What's the deal with you being his sire? What's a
sire?"
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