| Detective
(about BiF): "She's coming to. Man, I want this kid's
constitution."
Willow (regarding Faith):
"I hope they throw the book at her."
Giles: "I'm not sure there is a book for this."
Willow: "They could throw other things."
Willow (regarding Faith):
"Ooh, I wish those council guys would let me have an hour alone in
a room with her. If I was larger, and had grenades."
Anya: "We were going to
light a bunch of candles and have sex near them."
FiB: "Well, we certainly don't want to cut into that seven
minutes."
Anya: "Hey!"
Xander: "I believe that's my 'hey.' Hey!"
Spike: "You know why I
really hate you, Summers?"
FiB: "'Cause I'm a stuck-up tight-ass with no sense of fun?"
Spike: "Well, yeah, that covers a lot of it."
FiB: "'Cause I can do anything I want, and instead I choose
to pout and whine and feel the burden of Slayerness? I mean, I could be
rich. I could be famous. I could have anything. Anyone. Even you, Spike.
I could ride you at a gallop until your legs buckled and your eyes
rolled up. I've got muscles you've never even dreamed of. I could
squeeze you until you popped like warm champagne, and you would beg me
to hurt you just a little bit more. And you know why I don't? (pauses)
Because it's wrong."
Tara (about FiB): "She's
not your friend."
Willow: "I may have overestimated the 'you-liking-her'
factor."
Riley: "Door's open."
FiB: "So?"
Riley: "So, my fantasies don't tend to include a bunch of
Marines staring in at me."
FiB: "Oh, maybe they could learn something."
FiB (to Riley):
"What nasty little desire have you been itching to try out? Am I a
bad girl? Do you want to hurt me?"
Giles: "Look, I know what
you are going to say, and..."
BiF: "I'm Buffy."
Giles: "All right, I didn't know what you were going to say,
but that doesn't make you any less crazy."
Giles: "Um, if you are
Buffy, then you will let me tie you up without killing me until we find
whether you are telling the truth."
BiF: "Giles, Faith has taken my body, and for all I know
she's taken it to Mexico by now. I don't have time for bondage fun. Ask
me a question, ask me anything."
Giles: "Who's President?"
BiF: "We're checking for Buffy, not a concussion."
BiF: "Oh, when I had
psychic power I heard my mother think that you were like a stevedore
during sex. Do you want me to continue?"
Giles: "Actually I beg you to stop."
BiF: "What's a stevedore?"
FiB (beating up on BiF):
"Shut up. Do you think I'm afraid of you? You're nothing!
Disgusting! Murderous bitch! You're nothing! You're disgusting!"
Riley (to Buffy, about Faith):
"Man, I would like to get my hands on her. Not in a sex way." |
