Willow
"What's it like where you are?"
Willow
"So, we're talking about a guy?"
Buffy "Not exactly a guy. For us to have a conversation about a guy,
there'd have to be a guy for us to have a conversation about. Was that a
sentence?"
Willow
"What about Angel?"
Buffy "Yeah, just see him in a relationship. 'Hi, honey. You're in grave
danger. I'll see you next month!"
Buffy:
"Angel, do you snore?"
Angel: "I don't know. It's been a long time since anyone's been in a
position to let me know."
Xander
"I once drank an entire gallon of gatorade without taking a breath."
Willow "It was pretty impressive. Although later there was an ick
factor."
Willow
"How is it you always know this stuff? You always know what's going on. I never know what's going on."
Giles "Well, you weren't here from midnight until six researching it."
Willow "No, I was sleeping."
Buffy:
"'A' doesn't even stand for Angel, for that matter. It stands for Achmed, a
charming foreign exchange student."
Buffy
"Can a vampire ever be a good person? Couldn't it happen?"
Giles A vampire isn't a person at all. It may have the movements, the
memories, even the personality of the person it took over, but it's still a
demon at the core. There is no halfway.
Willow "So that'd be a no, huh?"
Xander
"You're in love with a vampire? What, are you out of your mind?"
Cordelia "What?"
Xander "Not vampire. How could you love an umpire? Everyone hates 'em."
Angel
"What's with the Catholic schoolgirl look? Last time I saw you, it was
kimonos."
Darla
"Is there anything better than a natural disaster?"
Xander
"I'm not saying anything. I have nothing to say."
Giles "Does Angel have a tattoo behind his right shoulder?"
Buffy "Yeah, it's a bird or somehing."
Xander "Now I'm saying something. You saw him naked?"
Willow
"So he is a good vampire! I mean, on a scale of 1 to 10, 10 being someone who's killing and maiming every night, and 1 being someone
who's...not."
Willow
"It is kind of novel how he'll stay young and handsome forever, although
you'll still get wrinkly and die. And oh, what about the children? I'll
be quiet now."
Darla
"What do you want?"
Angel "I want it finished."
Darla "That's good. You're hurting me. That's good too."
Joyce
"I know she is having trouble with history. Is it too difficult for her, or
is she not applying herself?"
Giles "She lives very much in the now, and well, history is very much
about the then.
Buffy
"I know you're here, and I know what you are."
Angel "Do you? I'm just an animal, right?"
Buffy "You're not an animal. Animals I like."
Buffy
"I invited you into my home, and you attacked my family."
Angel "Why not? I killed mine. I killed their friends and their friends'
children for a hundred years. I offered ugly death to everyone I met, and I did
it with a song in my heart."
Angel
"The elders conjured up the perfect punishment for me: they restored my
soul."
Buffy "What, they were all out of boils and blinding torment?"
Angel
"I can walk like a man, but I'm not one. I wanted to kill you tonight."
Buffy "Go ahead."
Angel "..."
Buffy "Not as easy as it looks."
Darla
"Do you know what the saddest thing in the world is?"
Buffy "Bad hair on top of that outfit?"
Buffy
"You guys were involved?"
Darla "For several generations."
Buffy "Well, when you've been around since Columbus, you're bound to pile
up a few ex's. You're older than him, right? Just between us girls, you are
looking a little worn around the eyes."
Xander
"Ah, the post-fumigation party."
Buffy "Okay, so what's the difference between this and the pre-fumigation
party?"
Xander "Much heartier cockroaches."
Buffy
"It's weird, though. In this way, I feel like he's still watching me."
Willow "Well, in a way he sort of is...in the way of that he's right over
there."
Angel:
It's alright. A vampire can't come in unless it's invited.
Angel: Look, I don't wanna get you in
any more trouble...
Buffy: And I don't wanna get you dead.
Buffy: Angel?
Angel: Hmm?
Buffy: Do you snore?
Angel: I don't know. It's been a long time since anybody's been in a
position to let me know.
Xander: Buffy, c'mon, wake up and smell
the seduction. It's the oldest trick in the book.
Buffy: What? Saving my life? Getting slashed in the ribs?
Xander: Duh!
Giles: There's mention some two hundred
years ago in Ireland of, of Angelus, the one with the angelic face.
Buffy: They got that right.
Angel: Why not? I killed mine. I killed
their friends... and their friend's children... For a hundred years I offered
ugly death to everyone I met, and I did it with a song in my heart.
Angel: I just wanted to see if you were
okay. And your mother.
Buffy: We're both good. You?
Angel: If I can go a little while without getting shot or stabbed I'll be
alright. Look, this can't...
Buffy: ...ever be anything. I know. For one thing, you're,like, two
hundred and twenty-four years older than I am.
Angel: I just gotta... I gotta walk away from this.
Buffy: You okay?
Angel: It's just...
Buffy: ...painful. I know. See you around?
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