1. Welcome To The Hellmouth- Summary
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- Parody
Meet Buffy Summers. She's a little different than other girls.
2. The Harvest- Summary
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Vessels are like assholes - everyone has one.
3. The Witch- Summary
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Amy Madison's mom forgot to take her medication.
4. Teacher's Pet- Summary
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Xander's horny. His teacher's an insect. You do the math.
5. Never Kill a Boy on a First Date- Summary
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Buffy's idea of a date apparently involves death. Go figure.
6. The Pack- Summary
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Xander's horny again, and this time he's a hyena. Run, Buffy.
7. Angel- Summary
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Wait...Angel's a vampire? Never would've guessed that one.
8. I Robot, You Jane- Summary
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Internet dating in it's truest form.
9. The Puppet Show- Summary
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Sid's a guy in a dummy's body. The same can be said for all men.
10. Nightmares- Summary
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Willow's singing opera. That can't be good.
11. Out of Mind, Out of Sight- Summary
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Invisibile Girl reeks havoc on Sunnydale High by giving Cordy a paper cut.
12. Prophecy Girl- Summary
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We stopped the apocalypse. I say we party.