| Penname: | Alex Wert [Contact] | | Member Since: | 12/11/05 | | Real name: | Alex Wert | One day I was channel surfing, waiting for some other show I was going to watch later. And then I see what appears to be two naked girls in a bed. No (straight) man cannot watch lesbians, so I watched for a bit. A younger girls runs in, screams some stuff about loving you guys! and leaves. Then some other stuff happens, Sarah Michelle Gellar is there, and I realize the show I'm watching is Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
Since the lesbians are no longer on screen, I lose interest and go to watch my other show. A week or so later I see Buffy on tv again, and stop to watch to see if the lesbians are there again. They're not, but I keep watching anyway. For some reason they have some sort of ray gun and I'm thinking to myself: gee, this show has really lost it's focus, even though I don't know anything about it.
Then I see an old rerun of a season three episode with Eliza Dushku and I'm hooked. It's not just about lesbians anymore (though there is an awful lot of that for network tv), the storytelling and the characterization is amazing. So I watch. I realize that the first episode I watched was where Tara is killed, and that the raygun was Gone, and they had lost their way (even though season six is now my second favorite).
I'm still a guy though, so my first experience with fanfic was looking for Buffy/Faith porn. Instead I found Wyndgyrl's fic CV which was just so fantastically written that it hooked me on the stories for life.
Most of my writing is deeply introspective stuff, though I like to throw in some humour, smut, and violence where appropriate.
And here's a link to my chapter of Axel's Arena in which I interview for a job. For some reason this is a Buffy fanfic where the only characters to appear are me, Axel, and David Lee Roth. |
A place for Alex Wert to put his drabbles by Alex Wert  [Reviews - 1]
Summary: A continuing series of drabbles unrelated to themselves or anything else for that matter. It's a mixed bag of sorts.
Since I don't know what eventually is going to end up here I'm just guessing at the genres, characters, rating and warnings. Read at your own risk.
Category: Buffy The Vampire Slayer > BtVS - Season Unknown - Characters: Ensemble, Other
Rating: R - Genres: Adventure, Drama, Parody, Comedy, General, Romance, Angst - Warnings: Violence, Adult Language, Sexual Situations
Chapters: 7 - Word Count: 975 - Published: 03/25/2006 - Updated: 03/28/2006 - Completed: No
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Cold by Alex Wert [Reviews - 2]
Summary: Have they really made up? Buffy and Faith dish it out on the couch. Post Chosen.
I'm trying to figure out why more people have read this more than my other fics, especially since the other ones are better.
I mean it. Read the other ones.
What's wrong with you people? I keep telling you to read the other ones, but you keep reading this one and ignoring the other ones - even all the ones with the 5 stars. You all have issues. Get help.
Category: Buffy The Vampire Slayer > BTVS - Future - Characters: Buffy, Faith
Rating: PG - Genres: General - Warnings: Adult Language
Chapters: 1 - Word Count: 1788 - Published: 12/21/2005 - Updated: 12/21/2005 - Completed: Yes
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Jenga by Alex Wert [Reviews - 9]
Summary: Faith's second encounter with The First leaves her shaken, but it's her follow up encounter with Buffy that breaks her.
This was originally going to be a one-shot but Peaches Girl convinced me to continue by not reading the little thing on the bottom of the summary that tells you if it's complete or not, so the subsequent parts may not fit in with the main theme.
The subsequent two chapters continue to deal with the choices Faith has made and will make in the future. The third chapter is a departure from the serious, angsty tone of the first part. And it gets silly in some places.
Category: Buffy The Vampire Slayer > BTVS - Season Seven - Characters: Buffy, Faith, Other
Rating: NC17 - Genres: Drama, Comedy, General, Angst - Warnings: Strong Sexual Content, Adult Language, Sexual Situations, Character Death, Female/Female Slash
Chapters: 3 - Word Count: 14809 - Published: 02/19/2006 - Updated: 03/21/2006 - Completed: Yes
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Leave Me Breathless by Alex Wert [Reviews - 3]
Summary: I wanted to write a Buffy as a vampire story that was more than just the typical "Buffy gets turned for some lame reason, she has a lot of sex, eats her friends, and generally has fun killing people" fic.
I've made a few minor changes to chapter 2 to address some concerns MissEdith brought up. I can't do anything about her last concern though.
Category: Buffy The Vampire Slayer > BTVS - Season Six - Characters: Angel, Anya, Buffy, Dawn, Spike, Willow, Xander
Rating: R - Genres: Adventure, Drama, Horror, Angst - Warnings: Violence, Adult Language, Sexual Situations, Character Death
Chapters: 7 - Word Count: 30897 - Published: 12/11/2005 - Updated: 12/12/2005 - Completed: Yes
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Mementos by Alex Wert [Reviews - 3]
Summary: Years later, Buffy must confront her feelings at Faith's funeral.
Category: Buffy The Vampire Slayer > BTVS - Future - Characters: Buffy, Faith, Willow, Xander
Rating: PG - Genres: Angst - Warnings: Character Death, Female/Female Slash
Chapters: 1 - Word Count: 2365 - Published: 12/11/2005 - Updated: 12/11/2005 - Completed: Yes
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My Last Suckjob by Alex Wert [Reviews - 1]
Summary: Riley tries to come to terms with his life. He chooses a bad place to do this.
Category: Buffy The Vampire Slayer > BTVS - Season Five - Characters: Buffy, Riley
Rating: R - Genres: Drama - Warnings: Strong Sexual Content, Adult Language
Chapters: 1 - Word Count: 1718 - Published: 12/11/2005 - Updated: 12/11/2005 - Completed: Yes
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Old Apartment by Alex Wert [Reviews - 1]
Summary: On a snowy winter day in Boston, a girl stands across the street from the house where she grew up. Faith reflects.
Category: Buffy The Vampire Slayer > BTVS - Future - Characters: Faith
Rating: PG - Genres: Angst - Warnings: Adult Language
Chapters: 1 - Word Count: 1193 - Published: 12/22/2005 - Updated: 12/22/2005 - Completed: Yes
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Operation: Get Into Buffy's Pants by Alex Wert  [Reviews - 30]
Summary: Her relationship with Kennedy is over. Now Willow's on a mission.
Heavy on plot. I'll be wrapping this up in about four chapters so I have to make something happen.
Category: Buffy The Vampire Slayer > BTVS - Future - Characters: Buffy, Dawn, Faith, Giles, Willow, Xander, Other
Rating: PG13 - Genres: Comedy, Romance - Warnings: Strong Sexual Content, Adult Language, Female/Female Slash
Chapters: 15 - Word Count: 12966 - Published: 07/09/2006 - Updated: 08/10/2006 - Completed: No
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Whisky Worse by Alex Wert [Reviews - 1]
Summary: H/C and drinking turns into the two greatest words in the English language: drunken orgy! It's like PWP with plot! I believe this is referred to as a "Core Four." I think it's one of only two in existence. If I'm wrong, let me know.
And thanks to Beer Good for pointing out that I used the wrong spelling of whisky (with the 'e' as in Tennessee whiskey instead of Scotch whisky or rye whisky).
Category: Buffy The Vampire Slayer > BTVS - Future - Characters: Buffy, Giles, Willow, Xander
Rating: NC17 - Genres: Comedy, General, Romance - Warnings: Strong Sexual Content, Adult Language, Sexual Situations, Male/Male Slash, Female/Female Slash
Chapters: 1 - Word Count: 9054 - Published: 12/12/2005 - Updated: 12/12/2005 - Completed: Yes
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