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The three piglets, buffy style by Demonic angel
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Once upon a time there were three little piglets called xander, willow and buffy who left home to live on there own.

"hey were not fat!" Xander and willow nodded "can't you just amke three teens out of us please?"

the storyteller grumble's "alright". Once up on a time there were three teens called xander, willow and buffy who left home to live on there own.

Xander built a house of straw because it whas easy to built. Willow Built a house of wood because she whas a wicca and wantedt o be close to nature. Buffy let a house being built of stone because she didn't want to break a nail?

The storyteller frowns. anyways buffy had a stupid ex-boyfriend named riley, who wanted to find her after she dumped him. So he went to Xander's house and knocked on the door "who is it?" asked xander. Riley looked at the door "it's me riley i wanna come in" But xander know who riley whas.

so he kept the door closed "no, not a hair on my head that thinks about it" riley grumbled "then i huf and i puf and i wil..i wil.." riley frowned "one moment please"
he grabbed the scriptbook and read through it, he throws the script book aside.

riley looked angry "then i huff and i puff and i wil blow you house down" He blew at xanders straw house but it stayed where it whas. Riley frowns and got a idea he pulled a pair of matched out of his pocket and putted the straw house on fire.

Xander quickly ran out the back door and ran to willows house. "wil let me in" willow opened the door "whats wrong" Xander runned in "riley is searching for buffy" Willow wanted to reply when tehr whas a knock on her door.

She stood behind it and asked "who is it?" Riley looked at the wooden house "riley i wanna know where buffy is, let me in " willow quickly mummbled a spell "no, no hair on my head that thinks about that" riley grumbled "then i wil huff and i wil puffand i wil blow your house down"he blew at willows house but also that house stayed up.

he tryed to set it on fire but willow had put a protection spell on the house. he thought a minute and then runned of. Willow and xander thought he whas gone and started to sang "who is afraid of the big bad riley, big bad who is afraid of the big bad riley" they stopped when they heard a noise.

willow looked out of her window. "run"she grabbed his hand and dragged him out the door, just in in time before the bulldozer crashed her house.

The runned to Buffy's mansion and ringed the doorbel. "hey wil,xan't whats up?" They runned past her "riley is looking for you"buff quickly closed the door.

riley looked at the mansion out of breath from following willow and xander. he looked at the house "screw this, i am giong home"and he went away and never returned. Buffy, willow and xander lived happily ever after in Buffy's home.

the end.

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