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Angel Season 1: Recap by Oceana
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Disclaimer: I still own nothing. Getting bitter. Also, the real people names Joss Whedon, Alexis Denisof and David Boreanaz are mentioned only in reference to their work on the show, and it is not my intention to imply anything about them as people. Except, of course, that Joss Whedon hates Wesley. With a fiery passion.

A/N: The phrase “sexy spined demon women” is fun. Try saying it five times fast.
Also, Lamiel remains my beta reader. Go her. And sorry it’s been so long between posts, am trying to do better, it’s just my life has gotten to be ridiculously busy just lately.
Rest assured though, as long as a season remains capped, I will seek to recap it.

Dedicated to the late Glenn Quinn.

Angel Season One: Recap

CREATOR JOSS WHEDON
Look! It’s Attractive Brooding Man! Now in LA!

ANGEL defies the stereotype that tall attractive men with dark pasts are “cool”.

AUDIENCE
It’s about time someone explored the comedic potential of a
condemned serial killer.

JOSS WHEDON
Well really.

Then, BAD VAMPIRE MAKE-UP attacks!

JOSS WHEDON
Sometimes you have to invent inconsistencies.

AUDIENCE
Really don’t.

ANGEL
A title character is never too drunk to kill three super-villains at once!

ANGEL then WALKS down a DARK ALLEYWAY, COAT BILLOWING BEHIND.

AUDIENCE
That was so a shot for the opening credits.

OPENING CREDITS
For ever and ever.

ANGEL
To my squalid apartment!

Unemployed ANGEL seems to have bought both a shiny CONVERTIBLE and a decent APARTMENT.

AUDIENCE
Does it matter how?

JOSS WHEDON
Nope.

ANGEL
Ah, home in the dark. Time to brood. Now angst. Back to brooding. Oh look, there’s a small Irishman in my kitchen.

DOYLE
I’m here to bond.

ANGEL
So that’s what an Irish accent sounds like!

DOYLE
Let me recap your entire life history for you, complete with flashbacks to Buffy episodes.

ANGEL
It seems I might feel a little threatened you broke into my locked apartment and know everything about me, but I don’t.

DOYLE
Well I’m very adorable. Also half-demon! My face changes when I sneeze, but not, as we’ll learn, when I’m fighting or feel intense physical pain or ever involuntarily again.

ANGEL
You got bad demon make-up too, huh?

DOYLE
The Politically Correct Version of God gives me painful visions of people in danger that you have to save.

ANGEL
As long as I can brood while I do.

DOYLE
Go save Tina!

ANGEL goes to a HOLLYWOOD PARTY. He finds CORDELIA, who’s realized her calling as a WANNABE STARLET.

CORDELIA
Angel! We’re probably the two least likely characters in the world to ever interact.

ANGEL
Well I’ll no doubt be saving your life soon.

TINA dies.

ANGEL
That was unexpected.

CORDELIA faces death.

DOYLE
This is a good opportunity to explore my natural cowardliness.

ANGEL
If bad guys shot Buffy as often as they do me, they’d really have no trouble on her show.

ANGEL saves CORDELIA.

VAMPIRE RUSSELL
By having lawyers, I can be not only a serial killer, but a RICH serial killer!

AUDIENCE
Since when do vampires need money for anything?

Nonetheless we meet WOLFRAM AND HART.

LAWYER LINDSEY
You can’t kill us. And we don’t want to kill you. So, really, there’s not much of a conflict.

ANGEL kills RUSSELL in the COOLEST WAY POSSIBLE.

He then prank calls BUFFY for personal reasons.

CORDELIA
Let’s charge people money for saving their lives!

AUDIENCE
Doesn’t that take away from the show’s premise?

ANGEL
Only in the sense that it means I’m helping people for personal gain and not in an effort to redeem my soul. Otherwise, no.

DOYLE
I have an unrequited crush on Cordelia for sake of character interest, so I’ll go along with whatever she says.

AUDIENCE
It sure is convenient that Angel rented an office space when he moved here.

DOYLE
Don’t tell Cordy I’m half-demon. It adds pointless drama if we keep it secret.

ANGEL
I found another dark room to brood in! Yippee!

DOYLE
No, you must go to a singles bar and hit on people.

ANGEL
Stupid redemption quest.

CORDELIA
This feels like a good time to point out that if Angel ever has sex with anyone ever again he will lose his soul.

AUDIENCE
Sex = automatic moment of perfect happiness? This isn’t by chance an insult to our intelligence, is it?

WRITERS
It’ll only be true for about one more season. What we fail in logic we make up for in lack of continuity.

Meet KATE.

KATE
I’m a small blonde cop who arrests criminals with use of witty
puns. And say, I’m kind of attracted to Angel.

AUDIENCE
Hmm…not certain we approve…

Fortunately, the UGLY VAMP MAKE-UP is gone, so AUDIENCE is distracted with RELIEF.

OZ
Three episodes in, I present the first crossover from “Buffy.”

SPIKE
Or, I do.

SPIKE apparently is fully aware OZ has the GEM OF AMARA (see Buffy Season 4: Recap) yet he does not desire to take it from the SMALL NON-MUSCLED BOY during the TWO HOUR DRIVE from SUNNYDALE to LA.

Rather, he waits for ANGEL to hide it.

ANGEL
How else could I be tortured for hours by a vampire pedophile?

AUDIENCE
Some questions are better left unanswered.

OZ rescues ANGEL.

CORDELIA AND DOYLE
Excuse us?

Well, they help a little. But c’mon, OZ. OZ is cool.

SPIKE, apparently, goes away.

ANGEL
This ring thing is freaky easy to destroy. Someone should tell Frodo.

CORDELIA
Remember! We’re charging people money!

AUDIENCE
We’re trying to forget.

WOMAN is stalked by MAN WITH FLOATING BODY PARTS.

AUDIENCE
That’s just stupid.

CORDELIA
Behold my poverty.

AUDIENCE
Poverty beheld.

DOYLE
I owe dangerous demon bookies money. Cause I have serious life issues.

AUDIENCE
He’s so cute!

DOYLE gets CORDY a COOL APARTMENT. Then a GHOST hangs ‘er.

ANGEL AND DOYLE
We rushed in just in time to save her life! It’s becoming a habit.

BAD GHOST is sent away. GOOD GHOST stays.

PHANTOM DENNIS
Guess what my name is a play on. Go on guess!

A STICK makes COPS and ANGEL humorously OVERSENSITIVE.

COPS
We’re actually making progress on our life issues. Isn’t that hilarious?

AUDIENCE
Hey! A chance to solve the world’s problems! Just give the stick to the bad guys…c’mon…why aren’t they giving them the stick?

OVERSENSITIVE ANGEL beats people up.

ANGEL
Apparently even when I’m being humorously oversensitive, the audience is still a bigger wuss than I am.

WOLFRAM AND HART
We’re gonna start taking more notice of the title character. Anyone surprised? Anyone?

CORDELIA
My growth as a person means it’s possible I could be interested in Doyle.

DOYLE
Just in time for my wife to show up! See, I have character history.

HARRY
Ever wonder why so many female names can be turned into male nicknames? Now, sign the divorce papers so I can marry a new half-demon guy.

AUDIENCE
It’s a little odd how her new fiancée’s entire family is made up of half-demons. Shouldn’t one parent be human, the other demon? Like with Doyle?

WRITERS
No! Shh!

AUDIENCE
Touchy.

HARRY reveals DOYLE’S first name is FRANCIS, he TAUGHT THIRD GRADE, and volunteered at a SOUP KITCHEN.

CORDELIA
Everything I was looking for in a man!

AUDIENCE
Huh?

There’s a bit of a conflict when the new groom tries to EAT DOYLE’S BRAINS, but ANGEL saves him.

DOYLE
I had a vision of Buffy! Angel, you must do what is possibly the most pointless crossover in the history of television.

ANGEL
To the angelmobile!

ANGEL goes to SUNNYDALE, does absolutely nothing, and then comes back.

BUFFY shows up.

BUFFY
That was the stupidest crossover ever. Explain yourself!

ANGEL
Why don’t I turn human instead?

ANGEL turns HUMAN.

AUDIENCE
Yay…but…it seems like there’s a catch.

DOYLE
Meet the Oracles. Do I have connections or what?

ORACLES
If Angel stays human, Buffy will die in the next episode.

ANGEL
Must…make…audience…cry!

BUFFY
Oh, I’m an expert at that.

ANGEL tells BUFFY he’s turning back TIME so she’ll forget ANGEL-HUMAN DAY and only HE will REMEMBER.

BUFFY makes AUDIENCE cry.

AUDIENCE
Maybe this is a sign other crossovers will be better too?

WRITERS
That’s it. Have hope.

CORDELIA
We should advertise our illegal investigation team!

AUDIENCE
How hard exactly is it to get a P.I. license?

NAZI DEMONS show up.

NAZI DEMONS
We are not overdone to the point of parody at all. Check out our SS uniforms!

NAZI DEMONS set about killing all DEMONS with HUMAN BLOOD.

Apparently, there are many races composed entirely of HALF-DEMONS/ HALF-HUMANS. All of DOYLE’S relatives were HALF-DEMON as well.

AUDIENCE
He said his mother was human…and doesn’t the nature of “half” denote mixed lineage??

WRITERS
If you’ll just ignore that fact, we’re trying to make poignant and meaningful drama!

AUDIENCE
Keep trying.

CORDELIA learns DOYLE is HALF-DEMON.

CORDELIA
Now we can date!

AUDIENCE
Cordy’s standards seem to have changed.

A BOMB will KILL all BEINGS with HUMAN BLOOD in them. It has an obvious GIANT PLUG.

DOYLE
Kiss me Cordy! I’m gonna be a hero!

They kiss. DOYLE then DIES unplugging the BOMB. NAZI DEMONS disappear FOREVER.

WRITERS
We were planning to kill off Doyle from the beginning of the season. We, um, swear.

AUDIENCE
Then why does this episode feel rushed and badly thought out?

CORDELIA
Doyle’s visions passed to me when we kissed! This might actually give me a purpose on the show.

CORDY sets about KISSING all characters she meets in an effort to rid herself of the unpleasant powers. This is called HUMOR.

ANGEL runs into another “Buffy” cast-off.

WESLEY
The Watcher’s Council blamed me for Faith turning evil, so I was fired and decided to take up wearing tight squeaky leather pants.

AUDIENCE
Top ten signs you may be comic relief.

CORDELIA is kidnapped and sold in auction for having SEER EYES. Apparently, the EYES receive the visions, not the BRAIN, and the WRITERS are STUPID.

ANGEL and WESLEY save CORDELIA.

WESLEY
And I’ll become a main character by eating breakfast!

AUDIENCE
The humorous antics of Wesley cannot heal our Doyle-loving hearts.

KATE learns ANGEL’S a VAMPIRE.

KATE
I don’t care if he hasn’t killed anyone recently – our romantic tension is over!

AUDIENCE
Oh sweet relief.

It turns out vampires can move at SUPER SPEED. For this one episode and never again.

AUDIENCE
Um…okay…

CORDELIA has a ONE-NIGHT STAND and wakes up 8-MONTHS PREGNANT.

JOSS WHEDON
Ultimately my goal in life is to make ‘50s-style educational videos promoting abstinence.

AUDIENCE
That does explain the second season of “Buffy”.

WESLEY and ANGEL save CORDELIA again, and everyone BONDS.

ALEXIS DENISOF
I want to prove once and for all that I have absolutely no
sense of an actor’s ego. Or personal dignity.

DAVID BOREANAZ
I’ll join you!

Characters WESLEY and ANGEL dance stupid.

AUDIENCE is surprised into laughter.

ANGEL
Fortunately I can save character face by finding another
dark room to brood in.

CORDELIA
I thought a 250-year-old remorseful vampire would make a better party guest.

WESLEY is officially HIRED.

AUDIENCE
You know, on “Buffy”, they save people for reasons other than money.

WRITERS
Only because they inexplicably don’t need it.

AUDIENCE
Good point.

DEMON WOMEN from ANOTHER DIMENSION turn MEN on with their SEXY SPINES.

AUDIENCE
This could be an important episode about female circumcision, if it weren’t so annoyingly stupid.

SEXY SPINED DEMON WOMEN go away.

A LITTLE KID is POSSESSED by a DEMON.

AUDIENCE
Maybe small-budget TV shows shouldn’t try remaking classic movies.

The POSSESSING DEMON analyzes WESLEY’S psyche and REMINISCES about DOYLE.

WESLEY
He’d make a good therapist if he were less evil and more corporeal.

POSSESSING DEMON goes corporeal and gets less evil. It does not choose to help WESLEY deal with his issues.

Oh, and the kid is evil.

AUDIENCE
So the darkest scariest demon DIDN’T want the kid to kill people?? Writers, when you’re thinking of new ideas, exactly how much time do you actually spend “thinking”? We’re genuinely curious.

WRITERS are distracted by JELL-O and choose not to answer.

KID goes to PSYCHE WARD.

KATE’S FATHER gets into a DRUG RING with DEMONS.

ANGEL
That reminds me so much of issues I had with my dad!

AUDIENCE
Eh?

ANGEL has FLASHBACKS.

AUDIENCE
Angel disappointed his dad…Kate’s dad delivers drugs for demons. Not really seeing the connection.

This is yet another example of how a title character can steal a supporting character’s plotline.

The SHOW wants VERY BADLY to reveal how ANGEL was SIRED, but “BUFFY” got there FIRST.

Over-editing happens.

VAMPIRES kill KATE’S DAD.

ANGEL stays in FLASHBACK MODE.

LITTLE SISTER CATHY
Returning from the dead is surely one of the major characteristics of angels.

Sweet naïve CATHY doesn’t live long, but LIAM gets the idea for a girly new name.

ANGEL leaves FLASHBACKS long enough to help KATE take out DEMON DRUG RING.

KATE
The nature of my father’s death makes me hate all vampires, especially Angel.

AUDIENCE
Well, do what you gotta do.

ANGEL gets KIDNAPPED.

ROMAN GLADIATOR RING
You must fight other demons for the entertainment of humans.

AUDIENCE
Killing demons: good. Killing demons for the entertainment of humans: bad. So the moral is: don’t watch this show?

JOSS WHEDON
Um…

Meet WOLFRAM AND HART LAWYER LILAH.

LILAH
Angel can go free if he promises not to shut down the demon ring.

AUDIENCE
Since he’d obviously be able to if he stayed a slave.

ANGEL
Do not tempt me Satan!

AUDIENCE
At least not until you can make a better offer.

WESLEY and CORDELIA rescue ANGEL and set the DEMONS free.

AUDIENCE
So now the demons can kill humans as opposed to each other. Go team.

ANGEL TEAM
It’s the moral ambiguity that makes our show so great.

AUDIENCE
To a finite point.

ACTRESS REBECCA LOWELL
Hey! Vampirism stops the aging process!

AUDIENCE
Much like death.

REBECCA drugs ANGEL to make him HAPPY so he’ll turn EVIL and VAMP her so she can MAKE IT in MOVIES.

AUDIENCE
Wow…that’s a stupid, stupid plan.

WESLEY
Well a drug is synthetic, it won’t create a real moment of happiness, so he should be okay.

AUDIENCE
That’s what we figured.

ANGEL’S SOUL pops out anyway.

WESLEY
Once the drug wears off he’ll be back to normal.

The drug wears off. ANGEL’S SOUL pops back in.

RECAP WRITER OCEANIA
Do I really have to point out the flaws in this one?

FAITH
Time for another crossover!

ANGEL
And the poetic underlining of flashbacks!

Apparently, ANGEL killed a GYPSY GIRL once.

AUDIENCE
You don’t say.

WOLFRAM AND HART
Okay, for this episode we want Angel dead. What’s the least effective way to kill him?

AUDIENCE
Hire an unstable assassin with a personal connection to the intended victim?

WOLFRAM AND HART
Excellent! Go to it, Faith.

The BAD SLAYER tries to kill the GOOD VAMPIRE.

It’s pretty decent entertainment.

FLASHBACK: ANGEL gets a soul.

AUDIENCE
Proof at last.

LINDSEY
I was in the pilot episode! Just wanted to mention.

AUDIENCE
Good to see you again.

FAITH kidnaps WESLEY.

FLASHBACK: ANGEL is unhappy with his soul.

AUDIENCE
Uh-huh, but, present day…

FAITH tortures WESLEY.

AUDIENCE
So, Angel, you wanna…

FLASHBACK: ANGEL doesn’t kill someone.

AUDIENCE
ANGEL…SAVE…WESLEY!

ANGEL
Oh bother.

ANGEL and FAITH fight in the RAIN at NIGHT. This makes FAITH turn GOOD again.

AUDIENCE
Wowza.

ANGEL takes FAITH in.

ANGEL
I’m gonna save her soul.

WESLEY
But…but…

CORDELIA
This episode just got way too complex for me. Bye!

The TORTURE made WESLEY COOL.

WESLEY
It appears that the more miserable I am the more people
will take me seriously.

AUDIENCE
That’s unfortunate. So, you going to the hospital any time soon?

WESLEY
Don’t really see the need.

WATCHER’S COUNCIL MEANIES
Wesley, how’d you like your old job back? First task: kill the Slayer.

WESLEY
The Council’s purpose seems to have changed since I left.

AUDIENCE
Not really.

FAITH
Hey Angel, Buffy has a new boyfriend. Maybe you should go to Sunnydale and beat him up.

ANGEL
Will do. Just let me find a lame pretense first.

WOLFRAM AND HART hire a DEMON to kill the REPENTED FAITH.

WOLFRAM AND HART
Our inability to kill a single vampire, or find a decent assassin, might appear like vast incompetence, but, uh, it’s not.

BUFFY shows up for no reason.

BUFFY
I think the one hundred and eighteen thousandth Buffy/Angel
fight will really add to both shows.

BUFFY hits ANGEL.

ANGEL hits back.

BUFFY
(with melodramatic tears)
You bastard.

ANGEL
Uh…you started it.

WESLEY
I trust the vampire who’s harboring the person who tortured me for hours for no reason other than personal pleasure more than the Watcher’s Council.

AUDIENCE
Smart boy.

WOLFRAM AND HART
Hey Kate, Angel’s helping Faith, that serial killer you cops are looking for.

KATE
I’ll very literally kill him.

AUDIENCE
Angel’s new romance sure turned out different from Buffy’s.

The WATCHER’S COUNCIL fires POT SHOTS from a HELICOPTER at BUFFY and FAITH.

WATCHER’S COUNCIL
It’s our latest method for training slayers. We call it, “Why won’t you die?!”

ANGEL
‘Cause it’s my show I get to rescue Buffy instead of the other way around. I feel oddly empowered.

KATE has ANGEL arrested.

KATE
Die vampire fiend!

ANGEL
Will do.

BUFFY
I object yet am somehow powerless to stop the humans.

FAITH turns HERSELF in to the POLICE.

ANGEL
Hey! She’s redeemed! Go me!

KATE
I guess this means I don’t get to passive-aggressively kill Angel. Pout.

ANGEL
So Buffy, my show’s about redeeming people and saving souls. Like with Faith.

BUFFY
I hate your show. And I’ve moved on.

ANGEL
Oh. I can’t.

BUFFY
(with melodramatic tears)
You bastard.

BUFFY storms away in a HUFF of MELODRAMA.

AUDIENCE
Okay…

ANGEL
She seems irrationally hurt. I should go to Sunnydale and apologize, thereby instilling the audience with a feeling of muted frustration.

AUDIENCE
We thought you were gonna beat up her boyfriend.

ANGEL
That too.

ANGEL goes to SUNNYDALE and does many frustrating things. Then he comes back.

We meet GUNN doing an ANGEL impression.

AUDIENCE
You can’t not look good in those boots.

GUNN leads a GANG of STREET-KIDS with the MISSION of killing VAMPIRES.

They hunt ANGEL.

AUDIENCE
That’s just cool. Gotta say.

ANGEL
Yeah, but, OW!

GUNN
The most important person to me in the whole world is my
little sister Alonna.

AUDIENCE
Is that why you keep using her as bait?

ALONNA gets VAMPED.

GUNN
Alas, I am sad.

GUNN has to STAKE his SISTER.

AUDIENCE
This might have more of an impact if we’d known these characters for longer than twenty minutes, but kudos for the acting.

ANGEL
I like Gunn. He’s good people.

GUNN
Still not certain I shouldn’t kill you.

A BLIND WOMAN beats ANGEL up.

Her name’s VANESSA BREWER. Like all blind people she’s developed superpowers based on her disability and set about killing people.

LINDSEY
Crack shot attorney that I am I got her off. Yet I feel strangely empty inside.

LINDSEY tells ANGEL he sometimes feels GUILT about being EVIL.

LINDSEY
Vanessa’s gonna kill blind kids who’ve developed superpowers based on their disability. I want to stop her.

ANGEL
I’ll be nice to you if and when you die.

LINDSEY
Encouraging.

CORDELIA calls WILLOW.

CORDELIA
I just wanted to know how the Fourth Season of “Buffy” was going. … Could be better? … Yeah, sorry we stole Joss.

ANGEL and LINDSEY save BLIND KIDS and ANGEL sneaks in some PETTY THEFT.

ANGEL kills VANESSA. It looks COOL, but, uh…

ANGEL
That whole “never kill a human” thing only applies when it’s convenient.

AUDIENCE
Apparently.

ANGEL stole a SCROLL that contains a PROPHECY.

WESLEY
Oo! A chance to do my Giles impression!

WESLEY works on TRANSLATING the PROPHECY.

HOLDEN
So Lindsey, since you’re thinking of repenting we’ve decided to promote you. This is called “temptation”.

LINDSEY
My soul is so worth a large office space.

AUDIENCE
Well yeah.

WOLFRAM AND HART summon a DEMON to mess with ANGEL.

WOLFRAM AND HART
Cause everything we do seems to revolve around that guy for
some reason.

WESLEY
According to the Shanshu prophecy, Angel will die.

ANGEL
I feel intensely apathetic about that.

DEMON
If Angel has the Prophecy he can mess up all my plans!

AUDIENCE
Well good on him then.

KATE
I still hate Angel. Beyond that, I’m not certain what my purpose on this show is.

DEMON
I must separate Angel from all connections to the Powers That Be. Die Oracles!

AUDIENCE
Oracles can die? Aren’t they on a different plane, or immortal, or…

FEMALE ORACLE
Look we’re dead, okay?

AUDIENCE
If you say so.

CORDELIA
Angel should take up an art project so he’ll feel more peppy!

CORDY buys ANGEL lots of ART STUFF. It’s a little ENDEARING.

Then the DEMON opens her MIND to VISIONS of all the PAIN in the WORLD.

AUDIENCE
Just when we were really starting to like her.

CORDY goes to the HOSPITAL, which doesn’t do her a lot of good.

The DEMON steals the SCROLL and blows up ANGEL’S OFFICE BUILDING / APARTMENT.

With WESLEY inside.

AUDIENCE
Well he’ll be dead or horribly disfigured for the rest of his life.

JOSS WHEDON
Not in the world of television!

Apparently WESLEY’S indestructible.

This is enough to get him in the HOSPITAL, however.

ANGEL
Gunn, everyone close to me has ended up in the hospital near death. Wanna hang out?

GUNN
Why not?

WOLFRAM AND HART perform a RITUAL with the DEMON. It involves a box.

ANGEL shows up.

ANGEL
Just in the off chance you folks are doing something that revolves around me.

DEMON
Die Angel, thereby negating the purpose of everything we are doing!

ANGEL kills DEMON.

LINDSEY
I am so the exact opposite of redeemed.

LINDSEY finishes RITUAL. Everyone clears out, leaving LINDSEY and ANGEL alone.

LINDSEY
I’ll destroy the scroll before I let you near it. Because my law firm is paying me a lot of money. I mean, seriously, A LOT of money!

ANGEL chops off LINDSEY’S HAND, keeping the SCROLL for himself.

ANGEL
Never say I don’t value objects over human suffering.

WESLEY – who is in a remarkable state of recovery – saves CORDELIA using the SCROLL.

CORDELIA
Wow, that experience just completely changed my entire personality.

AUDIENCE
As long as you don’t do something crazy like fall in love with Angel we’re happy.

WESLEY
My personality was already changed by the Faith-torture thing. But being blown up helps.

AUDIENCE
Well you are less fun to laugh at now.

JOSS WHEDON
Speak for yourself.

WESLEY
Hey! “Shanshu” doesn’t mean Angel will die so much as it means he’ll turn human. My bad.

ANGEL smiles a little. This is big.

AUDIENCE
Instead of surviving an apocalypse and whatnot, couldn’t you just find another one of those demons that turned Angel human earlier in the season? I mean, if there’s one…

AUDIENCE is of course filled with nitpicky bastards with no respect for artistic license.

Meanwhile, WOLFRAM AND HART enjoy a look inside their box.

DARLA’S inside.

AUDIENCE
What do you bet next season has a long, overly complicated storyline involving an over-the-top master plan in which Wolfram and Hart obsesses about Angel?

And so it was.





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