Title: Online Chat
Author: memarkw@yahoo.com
Disclaimer: Joss gets all the credit and I make no money
from this!
Rated PG for insinuated language
I got this idea after a friend told me about a similar
"chat" with Will & Grace. Enjoy!
WiccanWil has logged on
WiccanWil: Hello?
WiccanWil: Where are u guys?
WiccanWil: Why am I asking U if U'r not here?
Need_A_Life has logged on.
Need_A_Life: Ok, I'm here. What's so great about this?
WiccanWil: Buffy! Hi!
Need_A_Life: Uh, hi?
WiccanWil: It's me, Willow!
Need_A_Life: I figured that much. Why did you want me to
come on here? You
know I hate these things.
WiccanWil: Give it a chance B.
Need_A_Life: Wil? Why are you talking like Faith?
WiccanWil: lol...It's short. B for Buffy. Everyone does
it. U'll see.
Need_A_Life: lol?
WiccanWil: Buffy, come on, you know what that means!
AnotherHarris has logged on.
AnotherHarris: (((((WIL, BUFFY)))))
WiccanWil: (((((XANDER!)))))
Need_A_Life: ((((()))))???
AnotherHarris: lol, hi buff
Need_A_Life: lol??!!??
Watch_This has logged on.
Need_A_Life: Watch_This?
Anyanka has logged on.
WiccanWil: (((((Giles, Anya)))))
BloodySpike has logged on.
BloodySpike: Who the f*** is sending me all these
invitations?
WiccanWil: ss Spike, that's me.
Anyanka: Who all do you have in this cyber-electronic
communications area?
Need_A_Life: ss? shortstop?
BloodySpike: I didn't bloody type any *. I said f***!
Need_A_Life: What does the * mean?
AnotherHarris: gman aren't u going to chat?
WiccanWil: U'r not mad are you, Spike?
Anyanka: Thank you for answering my question...
BloodySpike: Kiss my bleeding arse! I'm being censored by a machine
WiccanWil: This lag is bad tonight. Yahoo is really
getting bad...
BloodySpike: f***
Anyanka: I see Buffy, Willow, Giles, Spike, Xander -
anyone else?
Watch_This: Oh my! Why do I have to point to the box
that I want to type in? I fancy these infernal things
aren't as smart as they want us to believe.
Need_A_Life: What is the * for and what is a lag? Why is that bad?
AnotherHarris: theres the man
BloodySpike: S***
Anyanka: I guess not.
WiccanWil: THe * is what yahoo puts in place of a swear word if you have a profanity filter on.
AnotherHarris: ROFLMAO...buffy, you really never did this before?
BloodySpike: B******
Watch_This: What do all of these little "buttons" do?
Need_A_Life: Spike, if it bothers you that much, take out the filter thingy that Willow is telling you about.
Watch_This: And I have noticed that all of the different
boxes have the same "buttons" on them.
BloodySpike: A** F***
Anyanka: My box of dialogue has a microphone picture on it.
Need_A_Life: What is ROFLMAO?
BloodySpike: Arse
Watch_This: Were you aware that you can make the boxes bigger and smaller by mousing the middle "button?"
Watch_This has logged out.
WiccanWil: Buffy - lol is laughing out loud
BloodySpike: Why isn't arse censored? That's bloody
discrimination, it is.
WiccanWil: (((((buffy))))) means that whoever typed it is
giving you a virtual hug
Watch_This has logged on.
WiccanWil: ss means "so sorry"
Need_A_Life: h
AnotherHarris: wb gman
Need_A_Life: I meant oh, not h
Watch_This: That was odd. I don't know why that happened to me. Can anyone tell me?
Need_A_Life: Hey! We all agreed never to use those 2
letters again.
WiccanWil: ROFLMAO means Rolling On Floor Laughing My A** Off
Watch_This has logged out.
AnotherHarris: u probably clicked the X and closed the
window.
WiccanWil: What letter's?
Anyanka: But Xander is right behind me and he is not
rolling on the floor, and his rear end is still attached
to his body
BloodySpike: Bugger this...If I click the X, will I be
taken out of here?
AnotherHarris: It's a figure of speech.
WiccanWil: Yes, spike, that is what happened to Giles.
Need_A_Life: the w and the b together. they are bad,
remember?
AnotherHarris: cyberchat
WiccanWil: It means Wecome Back
Need_A_Life: Wil, I just got a little box that says
nuttyfreak has invited you to chat. What do I do?
Watch_This has logged on.
BloodySpike has logged out.
Watch_This has logged out.
Anyanka: That is just silly. There is no speech here and why would you say you were on the floor when you really weren't? And if you were on the floor laughing, how could you type into your computer that you were actually on the floor laughing?
Need_A_Life: Wil, I think I am going to click the X
thingy too.
Anyanka: Stop talking to me like that Xander. We are
here to communicate with our cyber-electronic
communications room. If you wish to berate me in such a manner, do so here where our friends can see.
Watch_This has logged in.
Watch_This has logged out.
WiccanWil: ok, B. Sorry it wasn't as much fun as I
thought it would be. Maybe next time I should teach
everyone how to do it before they go online.
BloodySpike has logged on.
AnotherHarris: nite wil, buffy, and spike i guess. tell
gman i said bye.
Need_A_Life: lol...I just had to try it. and i can say it
even if I'm not really laughing. cool.
BloodySpike: P****
Anyanka: I do not wish to do this log off thing yet.
WiccanWil: :-) buffy
BloodySpike: I can't find any f****** filter in this
thing.
BloodySpike has logged off.
Watch_This has logged on.
AnotherHarris has logged off.
Need_A_Life: Hey, that was a smilie face! What do you
call that?
Watch_This: I think I have figu
Watch_This has logged off.
Anyanka: Xander wishes me to do a log off so we can talk without the computers. I told him I didn't want to do this and he insisted. Now I wish to remain and he wants m
Anyanka has logged off.
WiccanWil: lol...it's called a smilie.
WiccanWil: Buffy, u still here?
Need_A_Life: Yes. I am trying to figure out how to get
out. How do I click that x?
WiccanWil: Move your mouse so that the pointer is over
the X in the top right corner, then
Need_A_Life has logged out
WiccanWil: and then do that.
WiccanWil: Hi, Willow, how r you?
WiccanWil: Why, I'm good, thanks for asking!
WiccanWil: np So what do you think about this chat room stuff?
WiccanWil: Actually, I was hoping it would be more fun
when we got every one on here.
WiccanWil: Maybe next time?
WiccanWil: Maybe
WiccanWil: How pathetic am I that I am talking to myself like this?
WiccanWil: Pretty
WiccanWil: *turns off all the lights and quietly
closes the door behind her*
WiccanWil has logged off.
Watch_This has logged on.
Watch_This: I apologize. Pushing that X with my mouse makes this box close. That must be why I have to keep logging in again. Now I know what not to do, what DO I do?
Watch_This: Hello?
Watch_This: Willow?
Watch_This: Buffy?
Watch_This: Anya, Xander, Spike?
Watch_This: Well S***!
Watch_This has logged out.
Watch_This has logged in.
Watch_This has logged out.
WiccanWil has logged in.
WiccanWil has logged out.
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