I don't own anything but the song. Joss and the WB own everything else. This is a parody of Matchbox 20's song "Damn." In which Matchbox 20 owns full rights to. This is from Buffy's view as she reflects on her life as a slayer.
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This vampire slaying,
well don’t I ever get a helping hand,
this Angel well,
he’s a vampire and he’s my man.
What’s the matter Giles,
wasn’t that the right fighting stance,
this girl’s sick of hunting the undead,
and...I’m going to that dance.
Chorus: All that while I was suffering inside,
and I’ll bet you knew,
you’re taking your time rifling through,
and I’m wondering what I should do.
Things turned bad for me,
a soul was taken from my man,
Cordelia took Xander from Willow,
didn’t think the hacker could face him again.
What’s the matter Mom, don’t you think I could’ve handled it,
this girl well she may be strong,
but she also has a lot of wit.
Chorus: All that while I was suffering inside,
and I’ll bet you knew,
you’re taking your time rifling through,
and I’m wondering what I should do.
And there’s not one here,
yeah there’s not one here,
well there’s not one here,
to listen to my fears.
This new life,
could almost be called full bliss,
miss you, remembered my last kiss to you,
don’t disregard any of this.
What’s the matter hellmouth,
don’t you see I’m sick of living here,
I tried to destroy you once,
but yet you continue to reappear.
Chorus: All that while I was suffering inside,
and I’ll bet you knew,
you’re taking your time rifling through,
and I’m wondering what I should do.
Say I’m fine,
I can find my way through this mess,
I know I will,
If I stay here I’ll forget my stress,
I’ll forget my stress.
Until there’s not one here,
yeah there’s not one here,
well there’s not one here at all,
to whom I can turn to and call.
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