Chapter 1. Who are you??
'Who the fuck are you!!!' Buffy exclaimed.
'I am Michael of the Lycons. Who are you and how did I get here.' He looks around Library.
' Whats a Lycon?'
'Um, Buffy, looks like he isnt the only one stopping by for a visit.' Willow said.
She turned round, the whole Library was full of Film and books charectors!
'Hey, I think thats Legolas over there'.
'Giles! Stop snoozing on the job and get out of your office, now! We have just hit the twilight zone' Buffy yells.
Giles tiredly stumbles out of his office looks up and squeels like a girl.
'What the...is that Legolas?'
'There must be at least 15 of them here Giles.'
'How did they get here?'
' I dont know, me and Willow were just sorting out some old books when the happy crew and pals dropped in..., well portholed in.'
' Extraordinary' Giles exclaimed as he stared at the chaotic ensamble of out of this world , who just so happened to be in this world, people in his Library. 'Um, you diddnt happen to open any of those books and read them out loud, did you?'
'Giles, dont be stupid, we know not to go reading your cozmic crap and brain sucking garble. Were not that idiotic.'
' Um, well, Buffy..., when you had your back turned, I opened one of the books and read the incantation on the first page, but it was in Greek, so I couldnt read it.
I couldnt help myself!...'
'Willow! Im supposed to be the stupid one! You've stolen my spotlight!' Xander appered from behind one of the book cases, lumbering what appered to be Gimli behind him, tied up with rope.
' What scorcery is this! What evil lurks here!' The dwarf began to struggle in Xanders grip.
' Yeh, the little guy started swinging at me with his axe, so I gave him a time out.'
' Willow, which book was it?' Giles asked.
' Um, the one with pretty stars on the cover n stuff, I think it was called the book of the dead.And I also
think its the one that Homer Simpson is trying to eat...'
' The book of the dead! Willow, you have just awaoken the charectors into real life from the greatest story tellers of the world minds!'
' Well, I knida gueszed that after I saw Gandalf ,Cinderella and Mina Harker descussing the apparently "abnormality of chocolate in the growing world".'
Buffy clambered onto the table and assumed a standing possition so that all could see her.
' I want all you all to line up so that I can count how many of you fairy land folk and whatnot are here. Id hate to read Lord of the rings again to find out that little Gimli or someone else has dissepeared. Just wouldnt be the same with out a ranting munckin in it.'
' Im not a munchkin! Im a dwarf you dumb orc!'
' Whatever! Come on people, move it.'
' We need to find the book of awakenings now and reverse the spell.'
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Chapter 2. Power Puzzle
' Ok. But which one is it... Ooh, I think ive found it!
Araktum, avishnu cumbier holac. Areversez buc powir aviz!'
'Willow no! Thats the wrong one!
Zam! The room light with a blue/ grey light.
Suddenly Buffy felt a bit dizzy and nautious.
The light stopped and Buffy sopke.
' I think im gonna be sick.... What happened Giles'
' Oh my God, Buffy, you're a dog.'
' Well I know that im not exactly Miss beautiful, but no need to be so horrible about it.'
' No, I mean you're an actual dog, dog pretty.'
' What ,dont be, bark, silly. Im not, bark, a ,bark, dog. oops.'
' Hey Buffy, you feelin a little rough. Ha ha .'
' Bark, its not funny! What happened Giles?'
' Um, Buffy, I think Giles is trying to eat a book. Nothing like eating up that knowledge, ha.'
' I like books, hey look! A sock!' Giles with tounge hanging out stumbles over to where Buffys clothes were and picked up the sock. And then, good god, he started chewing on it!
' Why is that man trying to chew on a sock?' Jaffar from Aladdin came up to him and got out a lamp and rubbed it.
' Genie, give that man a sausage to nibble on instead.' A sausage appeared and he handed it to Giles.
' Oo, sausage!' Chomp. Chomp.
' Hey, I thought Aladdin always had controll of the lamp, and I thought you were a nasty man who didnt care about anyone but himself.'
' Well, usually that is the case, but if you havent noticed, everybody is acting like every one else, Take Homer and your Mr Giles, they've swapped. Mr Giles is now a brainless ninconpoop, and Homer is quite intellectual. Infact, he is having a flick through Mr Giles' books now to find a solution.'
' So thats what happened! I must have swapped with Scooby Doo. Xander, what are you thinking about mostly now? Its so we can find out who is acting like who.'
' Its strange, Im not thinking about sex for once, Im thinking about my maths homework and trig homework. I also feel like not doing christmas this year.'
' Ok, so youre acting like Willow, uh, were's Willow?'
They look around and spot Willow.
' So, you have a girlfriend?'
Legolas tries to speak, but cant.
' Its okay if you do, she wont know about us'
' Okay Willow, cut that out and help us find out who's acting like who here.Your acting like Xander.'
' Oh, I wondered why I felt so horney.'
' Legolas cant speak, that must mean he's swapped with dopey, cause everyone knows Dopey cant speak.'
Legolas nodds his head.
Lets go find out about the others.
' Hey, munckin! Who are you, what is this place. What are you, are you a Lycon?'
' Ok, so he's swappes with Lycon boy, the guy we first saw. Thanks Gimli.'
Buffy, Xander and Willow go to find Gandalf, but get stopped in their tracks by something rather unusual.
' Some day my princess will come, some day it will be done, how I cant wait till that moment in time, till the girl of my dreams is mine!' Harry potter was dancing on the table in a waltz style and singing.
' Oh my god, I never thought I would see Harry Potter dance. I guess we know why Harry Potter is gonna die in J.K Rowling last book, everyone beats him to death cause there sick of the singing.'
'Willow! You just ruined the book for me!'
'Soz Buff.'
' It sounds like that song from Cinderella, Some day my prince will come....' Said Xander.
'Well Cinderella is over there trying to make a desk float, so i guess they have both switched.'
' Should only be about four more pairs left.'
'Hey buff, why is that woman flexing her mouth about like that?'
'Dunno, come on. Hey you! why are you doing that?'
' Im not a vampire anymore! How could this have happened? I have no fangs anymore! And I keep wanting to ride a big white horse called Shadowfax.'
' Its okay, everyone has apparently switched personalities and powers. You must have swapped with Gandalf, scince he has a horse called Shadowfax.'
' Xander, how did you know that Gandalfs horse is called Shadowfax?'
' I um, read the book and saw the films...... 4 times.'
'You geek.' Said Willow.
'You can talk.'
' Quit it you two. Who's left? We know scooby switched with me, so that leaves Dobby and.....'
' Mina Harker?' Said Homer from behind them.
' Yeah, thanks. Um, since your now really clever like Giles was, and you were riffling through his books, can you tell us which books we need to reverse both spells?'
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Chapter 3. Homers thick again, all is well.
'Yes, to reverse the personality swapping spell, you have to repeat the spell about 20 times, with personalities continuously switching, until you think everybody is back to normal ..or you could say the reversal spell underneath it on the same page.'
' I would ask Willow to do the spell, but she isnt a witch anymore, Xander is, so Xand, can you do it?'
' He cant, it has to be the person who cast it origionally.' Said Homer
' Its alright Buff, I can do it. I may not be a fullyfledged witch anymore, but anyone can do a spell. I just hope I get the words right. Umrimtar verfito feriverto onie plo cannus le pitch. Honuz porpas reversaz dez dex.'
The room flashed in the same way as before and Buffy felt sick again.
She felt the transformation happen this time, feeling her human body being restored. The lights stopped and she opened her eyes.
'Buffy!!!!!' Exclaimed Xander. ' I always dreamed of seeing you all... naked.'
' Oh my god! Willow, get me my clothes!'
'Okay Buffy, its gonna be hard though, as im trying not to look, its against my religon, and my humanity!'
' Just do it!'
Buffy ran into the office and ducked beneath the table until Xander handed her clothes to her.
' Willow diddnt want to come in while you're, you know, so Im said I diddn't mind.'
'I'll bet you did.'
She got dressed and went back into the main area to meet the others.
' Great, now thats sorted, we can do the spell to send them all home.'
' Cant Legolas stay, I mean, what part does he really play in Lord Of The Rings?'
' Willow, you still feeling a bit horney?'
' Oh yeah.But thats only cause sexy elf guys make me horney, and they dont exactly grow on trees around here.'
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Chapter 4. Return, scold and ban.
' Come on, lets do the spell. Jaffar is trying to steal the lamp off of Aladdin and they are ripping all my books in the process.'
'Giles, your not a dribbling bafoon anymore!' Said Buffy.
'Well, I try.'
' Lets do this. Akia Pessa himina githu. Koochi prissa nomich lioh!'
Poof! They all went!
'Thank god!' Said Buffy followed by a sigh of relief.
'No, thank me.'
'Yes, lets all thank you for saying the spell in the first place, turning me into an inbasille and making me have the horrid sight of my slayer naked!'
' You saw that! Ugh, gross!'
'It was kind of hard not to with boobs like that.'
'Giles! Your beginning to sound like Xander!'
'Yep, its my good influence on him. Soon he will be a complete perve like me!'
'But back to you Willow. You disobeyed me and ruined my Library! Look at some of my books!'
' Nothing a good bit of ducktape wont cure.'
'Ducktape, ducktape! Some of these books are centuries old, and others even older! Im sorry Willow, your banned from using my books for your spells for a.. a..'
'Giles...' Buffy gave him a ,dont you dare even think about it or I will kick your ass later look.
'A...a.. day.'
'Good, you made a good decision.'
' Come on Willow, Xander. Lets go party at the Bronze!'
'Yeah, I think weve had a hard night. Especially you Buff, it been really ..rough for you.'
THE END
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