Everyone sat in stunned silence.
Giles who had left for England just two days before only to return when he realised that his life would be uneventful without the scoobies. that and the BBC where too busy showing reruns of 'Changing Rooms' to be bothered with 'Ripper', now sat staring at Buffy in shock. He would have said something but, as it goes the writers were to busy thinking of more creative excuses for Buffy and Spike to have kinky monkey sex, so he settled for wiping his glasses in typical Giles fashion.
Willow as Buffy's best fiery- redheaded- Jewish-computer-hacking -lesbian- Wicca-friend should have chosen this moment to make a comment that was rather help-y, but she was busy going off the deep end. After 6 years of being the sidekick she was beginning to get pissed and figured if she was going to have her name on the credits (move over Giles) she may as well do it in excessively dark magic style.
Tara just shyly ducked her head, if she had, had more confidence she may have spoken to the slayer or at least slapped Willow for being such a self involved, magically addicted bitch. actually confidence had nothing to do with it as over the summer Joss apparently noticed her and decided to give her some screen time. No the reason she failed to say something was Willow who got stoned of magic and accidentally made her forget how to speak.
Anya did not say anything because bluntness and orgasms were not needed, instead she went behind the counter to count the money, plan the wedding and plot the demise of bunnies all at the same time.
Xander who had left his script of pointless sarcasm and irritating jokes at home couldn't think of what to say, settled for running out the shop.he needed practice at running away any how.
Spike was too busy concentrating on making up nicknames to really give a damn, so he just settled for flashing his trademark smirk and wiggling his eyebrows. He even stood up and flicked his duster around.just for effect.
Dawn sadly enough could not be there; klepto mania had taken her over so she was at Janice's attempting to steel the sofa.
Buffy just stood there looking gloomy, halfway through season 6, s'not like she's being paid to smile. She was getting bored of the silence, everyone was trying so hard to perfect the art of being quiet they were not paying any attention to her haircut so she just wanted to get spike and find a closet.
Everyone was still quiet when Xander retuned, with doughnuts and pizza.
The silence was only broken when Angel over-dramatically burst through the door with Queen C, Wesley, and an ugly baby.
To save me a lot of boring, descriptive writing I'll point out now that Angels hair was defying gravity and his wannabe-Spikes-duster-trench-coat was billowing behind him. Cordys hair was short, bad and heading towards disastrous and Wesley had reverted to his tweedy watcher style.just for the point of this story.
Buffy: Oh my god! My ex.with a baby? I want him, but I cant have him, maybe we could.no we're champions.'its wrong'
Buffy pouts, but then gets naughty images of a threesome with Spike and Angel which cheers her up before she confronts the souled vampire.
Buffy: Angel.what are you doing here.
Angel who discards Conner because he's cramping his 'white knight' style turns to Buffy and does a great impression of Cordelia's 'well duh' face.
Angel: what do you think I'm doing here its my job to conveniently turn up in Sunnydale when your faced with doom.
Buffy looks pensive for a moment before shrugging okay.
Spike: whoa! Slayer, pet, love. we'll never sort this out if Peaches, princess and watcher boy are in the way.we need a plan, Red can surf the net, Glinda can learn to speak, the whelp can provide food, and I'll go pick up the nibblet.
Buffy: It took you all night to come up with those names...lame much.
Cordelia: Whatever.. What I can pretend I'm still a valley girl if I want. what's the 'doom' anyway?
Xander: Its terrible
Tara:.
Willow: Buffy noticed earlier it's a good thing she explained
Tara:.
Giles: I don't know how I'll cope.
Angel, Wes, Cordy: What!
Buffy: giles ran out of tea!
After the shock of this revelation wore of, the group sat down to research the strange situation, and how it possibly happened.after all what would the repressed, British, walking cliché do without a cuppa?
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