Disclaimer: Larry and Xander and all the rest of the cool stuff belong to Joss Whedon, and Mutant Enemy and that cute little "grr-argh" guy...
Thanks to DPTigger for the title. Thanks also to DPTigger and Mai and everyone else who tol' me to go ahead and write the scene..since Joss didn't..
This hasn't really been beta'd or proofed.. or anything... Send comments/*constructive* criticism etc. to salii@bestweb.net
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Xander was getting tired. The women had been chasing him for what seemed like hours and he hadn't had a rest.
He spotted the guys locker room and hoped there wouldn't be any girls there. Dashing inside, he quickly barricaded the door.
Sitting on a bench, Xander took a deep breath.
"Note to self: Never mess with magic..Or women."
Suddenly he heard a sound near the back of the locker room. ~I hope Oz's reaction was just an isolated incedent~
"Hello? Who's there?"
"Xander, is that you?" A familiar young voice replied.
"Uh...yeah, i'm just..uh.."
"Hiding...from the women, i know." The speaker, Larry, rounded the corner.
"Uh..yeah."
"I know it's hard..being so..put off by the attention, but having to act
like you love it, or everyone will know." He was looking Xander over slowly.
"Uhm...yeah...i guess..." He wasn't sure he liked the way the big football player was looking at him.
"You know Xander, you don't have to pretend around me" Larry put a hand on Xander's shoulder. "I know how it feels, always hiding" He moved his hand a little closer to Xander's neck and began to massage lightly.
Xander stood silently, trying to gather his thoughts. "Uhm...Lar, look...ah..." He took a step back, only to have Larry take a step forward.
"You know Xander, i can see why all the women are after you..I just never noticed before..." he moved a little closer. "Your physique alone is enough to-"
"Hold it!" Xander took a step back, running into the wall "Look, uh...Larry, i don't know how yo say this but-"
"Then don't say anything." Placing a hand on Xander's cheek Larry leaned forward.
Just then the door burst open and girls poured into the room.
"Found you!" cried one of them, running towards the men.
"He's mine!" Cried another, jumping on Larry's back.
Xander took advantage of Larry's predicament and made a run for it. He ran to the showers, then climbed out a window.
He picked himself up and began running again...
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