I don't own Cordy, Xander, Buffy, or Harmony (thank God). Just a little fic set anywhere after Lover's Walk.
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Cordy- What's your trauma? All day you've been bitching about Anya and how she went to the prom with that geek. God, jealous much? We all thought you were over him.
Harmony folded the note and tossed it over to Cordelia's desk, which was diagonal from hers. It barely missed landing on Buffy Summer's desk. Cordy grabbed it and read it. She looked back at Harmony with disgust and began writing.
Harmony-God! I wasn't bitching about who she was there with, duh! Did you see her dress-what, does she shop at the Salvation Army?
She folded it up and tossed it back, hoping Harmony would believe the bluff. She winced as it passed Buffy's desk. She prayed it wouldn't fall into the wrong hands. Harmony read it and shook her head.
Cor-No way, you know you were upset over that Xander Harris. I mean, come on! And trying to hide it by dancing with that loser English guy? We all know you're using him to make Xander jealous. You're hopeless Cordy! You still-ugh-love him!
She tossed it back and pulled out a compact to check her face. In the mirror she could see Xander Harris sitting behind her, staring off into space. Ugh!, she thought, what did she ever see in that loser? Meanwhile, Cordy opened the note and started writing back.
Harmony-Whatever. We're Bronzing tonight. I totally nedd to show off my new Gucci. You coming?
She threw it back, not noticing it fell on Buffy's desk. Harmony didn't notice either, she was too busy fixing her face. Buffy picked it up and opened it. Confused by it, she wrote to Xander.
Xand-Get this, I just read a little note between your lovely ex and one of her sheep. She's just using Wesley to get you jealous cuz she still loves you!
She got up to sharpen her pencil and dropped the note on his desk. He snapped out of his daydream and read the note. He scribbled a short note before Buffy walked by again.
Buff-Really? Damn, I'm Casanova! OK, I'm not. I still love her, you know.
Buffy walked by again and picked up the note. When she sat down, she read it and was about to reply when the bell rang. As everyone was leaving. Cordelia went over to Harmony's desk.
"Gee, thanks for writing me back!" she said. Harmony looked at her strangely and said, "Cordy! I wrote you last." Cordelia shook her head and replied, "No, I asked you if you were bronzing with me tonight." "No, the last thing I wrote was that you still love that geek. Look's like someone must of found you're little letter," she added evilly as she walked away. Cordy walked out of the classroom, fuming.
Later, at lunch, Cordy walked right up to Harmony, ready to bitch in front of everyone. "Listen, Harmony. We only have three days left, so here it goes. I hate you. Always have, always will. You and your sheep are worthless friends, you know that? When I finally found real friends, I never heard the end of it. I want the whole school to know what a stupid, shallow ditz you are. You don't even have any real friends!" she accused rather loudly. Everyone in the courtyard, including the Scooby Gang, turned toward the two girls. Harmony looked shocked, but retaliated.
"Whatever, Cordelia! You're the one with no friends. You ditch us only to get dumped by the losers you call ‘real' friends. It's really a shame, you really were someone. Now you're nothing. Oh, and does everyone know about your little job?" she threatened, even louder. Cordelia gaped and replied quietly, "You wouldn't..." Harmony shook her head and laughed, "Oh yes I would. Hey everyone, wanna know what Cordelia has to do everyday after school and on weekends now that Daddy got caught by the feds?" When she said that, Xander rushed over to the two girls.
"Ladies, ladies, maybe you two should take this, uh, somewhere else?" he asked, trying to help Cordelia out. Harmony looked at him and smirked, "Oh look, if it isn't Cordy's little knight in shining armor. Xander, maybe you'd like to tell everyone what your ex is being reduced to. I mean, you already cheated on her and broke her little heart." When Xander said nothing, Harmony continued, "OK, then. Daddy got caught cheating on his tax returns and the Chases lost ALL their money." Everyone was stunned. "So, Ms. Popularity here has to work everyday. And she had to get a prom dress on lay away. Looks like our Queen C aint nothing now. Damn Cordy, what do you have to say for yourself? Now now, don't cry." Cordy looked like she was on the verge of tears but instead she lashed at right hook to Harmony jaw. The girl fell to the ground as a few people clapped for Cordy. Many just stared, speechless. Cordy straightened out and looked at the crowd.
"There ya go. I'm broke, friendless, and now I get to go to Synder's office. Go ahead, laugh at me. It's what you all wanted, right? Cordeila Chase is finally screwed over. Happy now?" she told the group. No one said anything as she walked away, shaking out her right hand. Xander followed her and spun her around.
"Cordy I saw the note," he told her. Her eyes widened. "What note?" she lied. "I still love you, you know?" he said quietly. "Then why the hell did you kiss Willow?" she asked harshly. "It was a mistake, ok? God, Cordy! I don't love her! I love you!" he yelled, grabbing the attention of the still stunned courtyard. "Oh really?" she fumed, "You loser! I catch you sucking face with Willow ROSENBURG and you claim to love me? You retard!"
"Wannabe prom queen!"
"Dirty, scummy cheater!"
"Slut!"
They stopped fighting and kissed each other passionalty. The courtyard gaped at the sight of the weirdest couple in Sunnydale High.
"Did you want an escort to the troll's office, you delinquent?"
"Sure, dorkhead."
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