I don't own any of the characters from Buffy. Nor do I own the show Buffy. Although God dammit I wish I did! Everything except the Twinkie Song and the way to get Angel out of hell belongs to Joss Whedon, the dubba dubba WB, twentieth century Fox, Sandollar productions, and that cool little Ger ARgg guy from Mutant Enemy who I love so much. (he's a rival for Angel!) If this is made into a movie, you may now go back to your popcorn!
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Buffy: Hey Will!
Willow: Is that you Buffy? Oh God. Where are you? We're all worried about you! You've
been missing for two years!
Buffy: I'm in L.A.
Willow: Why are you there? Are you there with Angel?
Buffy: Don't talk about Angel!!! (hangs up)
Willow: She hung up on me
Xander: Well, where is she?
Willow: She said she was in L.A.
Cordelia: Why would she be there?
Xander: (puts his arm around Cordy) well, let's see, She's still a fugitive here in Sunnydale and what's the chance of the police finding her in the city of angels.
Willow: Yeah, but when I mentioned Angel she yelled at me and hung up!
Cordelia: But then that means that she probably killed him.
Xander: Yes!!!!
(Willow and Cordy gave him THE LOOK)
Xander: I never really did like him.
(Willow sits down at her computer)
Cordelia: What are you doing?
Willow: Oh, I'm tracing back the call, but don't worry it's not totally illegal.
(Everybody waits there for a moment)
Willow: I got it!!!! She's at the L.A. Shelter For Girls.
(Willow goes to the phone and dials the number from the screen)
Willow: Hello, is Buffy Summers there? Yes, this is urgent.
(muffling heard)
Administrator: I'm sorry there's no-one here by that name, at the moment we only have 6
girls staying with us. Anna Keistel, Hanna Docker, Carissa Scott, Kayla Diskapaq,
Gretchen Ushier, and an Angel-no last name present.
Willow: That last one might be the girl we're looking for. May I talk to her?
Administrator: Sure
Buffy: Hello?
Willow: Buffy?
Buffy: I don't go by that name anymore.
Willow: It's Willow, please don't hang up on me. I promise I won't talk about him.
Buffy: No, it's better if I talk about it.
Willow: Well, what happened?
Buffy: We fought. And when I was knocked down he pulled the sword out. We fought more. Then he was about to kill me, when I stopped him. Then when I was about to kill him, he got his soul back (Willow sighed with relief).
Willow: So is he okay?
Buffy: As I was saying, he got his soul back and then we hugged for a bit and kissed (she was crying all while talking) then I told him to close his eyes, because meanwhile the portal opened and then I killed him.
Willow: Why?
Buffy: Because that was the only way to save the world and I know I have to put the world before my life, but I would rather that I had died!!!(hangs up)
Willow: She hung up again.
Cordelia: Did she kill Angel?
Willow: Well, truthfully, yeah.
Xander: Whoa! I'm ever glad I didn't go out with her!
Cordelia: Xander! This is not the time to be joking around, we need to think of a way to get the Slayer back to Sunnydale.
Willow: Then I suggest we go to Giles with this one.
Giles: Well, f-from what you've told me, it seems Buffy just couldn't't handle how her life was going.
Willow: But we need to know how to get her back here.
Felicia: Hello?
Giles: Can I help you?
Felicia: Hi. My name's Felicia. I'm new here and I need textbooks.
Giles: Are you....?
Felicia: Yes. My old Watcher died and left me note saying I should come here. Who are all you people?
Giles: Oh! Forgive me. My name is Rupert Giles, but everyone calls me Giles. um, this is Willow Rosenberg, Xander Harris, and Cordelia Chase.
Felicia: Hi, I'm Felicia Gertonia. I heard about what happened to Kendra. Sad, very sad. I was wondering why there was a mention of another Slayer before, isn't there only one?
Willow: Oh! I think I know the answer to this one. It was because Buffy had died but she came back and Kendra was the next Slayer on the list but, Buffy was still alive so there were two Slayers and Buffy still isn't dead yet so there is another Slayer.
Felicia: You're Willow right?(Willow nods) Thanks but, who is the Angel that you mention. Is it a person?
Cordelia: Yeah, he was Buffy's boyfriend.
Xander: Actually, he's a monster. A vampire. Buffy picked a walking corpse over me!
Cordelia: Xander! I thought you said you were over her.
Xander: Not totally!
Cordelia: That's it! Every time I try to talk to you, you always say 'Buffy this' or 'Buffy that' or 'Willow this' or 'Willow that' and I'm getting sick of it! You are no longer my boyfriend!
Xander: What?
Cordelia: You heard me! We are through!! (stomps out of room)
Xander: All the women in my life are gone!
Willow: They fight like this all the time, Felicia. She always gives him another chance.
Xander: Yeah? Really? Well, this time I think I don't have another chance.
Willow: Then all you need tonight is a little cheering up. How 'bout going to the Bronze? It usually helped Buffy.
Xander: Why not? Maybe I could meet someone there.
Willow: (thinks) Why doesn't he just open up his eyes a little and see that I'm right in front of him?
Xander: (thinks) I would go out with Willow, but she doesn't see me that way, she only sees Oz.
Felicia: What's the Bronze?
Willow: It's the local club. Well, the only club.
Felicia: Can I come too?
Willow: Sure.
Oz: Hey, everybody! Whoa, who's that?
Felicia: Hi, my name's Felicia Gertonia. You are?
Oz: Oh, my name's Oz.
Felicia: Pleased to meet you.
Oz: Pleasure's all mine.
Xander: Oz? Oz? Are you there?
Oz: Huh, what?
Xander: Just wanted to tell you: You're drooling.
(Willow runs out of the room)
Giles: Felicia, here are your textbooks.
Felicia: (coughs) Are the textbooks really this old?
Giles: Oh, uh, there are, are, a few vampires books in there for you to read.
Felicia: This is really gonna effect my allergies. [walks out]
[phone rings]
Giles: Hello, yes this is him...Oh, my god...I'll be there as soon as I can.
Xander: What's wrong?
Giles: I have to take a trip to see someone. You guys guard my precious library.
Oz: Who do you have to see?
Giles: I'm afraid it's Buffy.
Xander: We're coming' too!
[soon Giles, Willow, Xander, Oz, Cordelia and Felicia are in a hospital in L.A.]
Giles: Hello, I'm Rupert Giles, and these are some of my friends.
Nurse: Please come this way. One at a time, Mr. Giles first.
Buffy: Mmmm!
Nurse: Oh, she's waking up again. Can you identify her? She was talking in her sleep before and mentioned a Rupert Giles and an Angel.
Giles: She is Buffy Summers.
Nurse: Hi, how are you doing? [to Buffy]
Buffy: [sits up] My head hurts.
Nurse: Well, you have quite a bump. [touches her head, brings ice]
Buffy: Thanks. Where am I?
Nurse: You might not remember but, you hit your head on a rock and someone found you
and brought you in. Can you remember?
Buffy: No, I can't remember anything. Except, for a guy, Angel.
Nurse: [to Giles] I'm afraid she has amnesia. Let's hope that it's temporary.
Buffy: What's my name? Who are you?
Giles: um, your name is Buffy Summers. And I am Rupert Giles, but call me Giles.
Buffy: Buffy. What kind of name is that? My parents must have been on serious drugs.
My parents are alive right?
Giles: I'm afraid your mom was killed after you ran away and your dad was killed when you were sixteen.
Buffy: Exactly, how old am I?
Giles: You're nineteen. [to nurse] Can she go home now?
Nurse: Yes, I'll go fill out the forms and you can take her right now.
Giles: Thank you. Come on.
Willow: Buffy! How are you doing?
Buffy: That's me, right?
Giles: Yes.
Buffy: I'm fine. My head hurts a little.
Giles: Buffy, you wait here and look at a magazine or something, I have to talk to them. [to the group] I'm afraid she has amnesia.
Willow: What?
Felicia: How?
Giles: The only information the hospital has is that she fell and hit her head on a rock and some man brought her in that found her outside a nightclub.
Xander: Can she remember anything?
Giles: She can remeber Angel and I, but no-one else.
Oz: That's strange.
Willow: Well, then let's go re-introduce ourselves.
Cordelia: Hi Buffy.
Buffy: Hi. Who are you?
Cordelia: I'm Cordelia.
Willow: My name's Willow.
Xander: I'm Xander.
Felicia: You didn't know me before, but my name is Felicia
Oz: Hi, my name's Oz.
Buffy: Whoa, large group of people.
Willow: Buffy, we're gonna take you home okay?
Buffy: Yeah, where do I live?
Xander: Sunnydale, California.
Buffy: Strange name for a town invested with vampires. But not for long.
[Everybody looks at each other]
Buffy: The Bronze seems nice. In a dismal way.
Xander: You wanna dance? [starts dancing in his crazy wildin' techo way.]
Buffy: No thanks. [stifling a giggle] Did I come here lots? 'Cause I'm gettin' some weird vibes right here.
Willow: Well, this is the exact spot where you and Angel tried to say good-bye forever, but I guess it didn't work.
Buffy: I remember Angel, that and other little clips with Angel in it. Angel was tall, had brown eyes that could like look into your soul, brown hair with that cute spiky thing goin' on in front, right?
Willow: Uh huh, can you remember anything else?
Buffy: [doing that goofy grin that only Angel could bring out] He was an amazing kisser. [her face grew serious] And I know this might sound weird, but I have these dreams about me fighting this really ugly guy in a terrible need of a facial with his little horde of facial-needing things. I think he was a vampire because he once drank my blood and I died, but for some reason I came back [goofy grin mode] with Angel right in front of me. I think he saved me.
Willow: [steers Buffy to the regular spot under the stairs] Buffy, that really happened, the really ugly guy was the master he was the head vampire, all you dreamed of was true except for the last part, Xander saved you, Angel was a vampire, he had no breath to bring you back.
Buffy: Then why didn't he save me outside the nightclub in L.A?
/After they leave the Bronze\
Willow: Buffy look out!
[A vampire attacks Buffy, Buffy just looks at an old chair left there and a piece of wood breaks off, then she looks at the vampire, stake goes flying into the vampire. Xander, Willow, Cordy, and Oz are amazed.]
Xander: Let's go. [grabs Buffy's arm and starts to pull her out.]
Buffy: Where are we going?
Willow: We're going to go see Giles, you're acting really strange.
Buffy: No, I want to stay here and have some fun! [looks at Xander's hand, which is holding her arm, he drops her arm and leaves.]
Willow: Buffy, what is going on here?
Buffy: I want to have some fun! [walks out and goes to the funky mansion outside town]
Buffy: Well, well, Acothola. Looks like I'm bringing out my boyfriend tonight. [ pulls the sword out of Acothola. Portal starts to form, Buffy is about to jump in with the sword.]
Willow: I don't know where she would go.
Xander: Wait, she said she wanted to have some fun. What direction did she head off?
Willow: Out of town towards Crofford street, but-
Xander: So that's where she is.
Willow: but, what reason would she have to go there?
Xander: That's where the mansion is, the place where her and Angel fought. Giles, could
Buffy had something happen to her? Because she was wiggin' me out and she like burned my arm and she had made a chair leg break off into a stake and dusted a vamp. Something's wrong. Really wrong.
Willow: But still, why would she go there? It's not like she can get Angel back.
Giles: Actually, she might be able to get him back. I was reading a Watcher Diary today, it made reference to a book I have, I found it and was looking for information and then it disappeared. It talked about how a person has to go into Acothola and drag the person out. If the person brings the sword with them and doesn't leave it out of sight they can open up a portal to get back. It's quite amazing actually.
Xander: So Buffy's gone into hell, to go get Angel and then come back? [Giles nodds] Wow! I wish I had a girlfriend that dedicated, although I wish they wouldn't kill me.
Willow: Xander, this isn't a time to joke around. Giles, will Buffy be okay in there?
Giles: Yes, as long as she has the sword she will be invincible.
Willow: If it's hell, then how will she find Angel, I mean, isn't it a big place?
Giles: Well, r-really, she will have a-a tracking system in her t-to h-h-help her find him.
Xander: Now that we know that she'll be okay, can we please find out what happened to Buffy when she ran away?
/Funky Mansion\
Whistler: Kid, you don't need to go in there.
Buffy: Don't tell me if I can or can't go in there. I need to find Angel. I can't live without him.
Whistler: I didn't tell you that you can't go in there I said you don't need to go in there. I already did.
[Angel walks out of the shadows]
Buffy: Angel?
Angel: Yes, Buffy it's me, I'm back.[Buffy runs to him, they hug they kiss, mushy stuff]
Buffy: Oh, I'm so sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm really really sorry.
Angel: It's okay, Buffy. I forgive you. Hell is just as painful as living knowing that I hurt you. I heard about what happened in L.A. It's a good thing I had Whistler looking out for you. You could have really been hurt.
Buffy: I know. I just didn't care anymore, you were gone. I had nothing to live for. I can't live without you.
Angel: And I can't live without you.
[more passionate kissing]
Angel: Thank you, Whistler.
Whistler: No need, I had to reward this girl, she did a good job of putting her own needs behind the needs of the world. We must learn to control our passions. Also, as an immortal good-guy demon sent to earth to even the score between good and evil I am entitled to grant wishes, and you, Buffy Summers, shall have your greatest wish come true. Angel, will be human.
Buffy: You-you can make Angel human?
Whistler: Yeah, but it will take a couple of days for the spell to set in. It always does. But don't worry, Angel will have his vampiric strength and will be immune to vampire bites and stuff.
Buffy: Thank you, I don't know how to repay you.
Whistler: Don't worry 'bout it, kid. [leaves.]
Buffy: I'm so glad you're back.
Angel: So am I. [they leave off to Angel's apartment and they kinda do what they did in Surprise for the curse was not the same curse as the Romani People did, it was similiar but this one was forever. Also the police of Sunnydale let her go 'cause the fingerprints didn't match the ones they found and they never did figure out who did it because "in case you haven't noticed the police of Sunnydale are deeply stupid."]
At School The Next Week
Buffy: Hey, Will!
Willow: Hi, Buffy, where were you last night?
Buffy: Oh, um, I was making love to a gorgeous vampire. Will you take that?
Willow: What do you mean?
Buffy: Look, happy mood all week! Big, goofy grin that only one person can bring out all week! It's been kinda obvious all week, don't you think?
Willow: You mean Angel's been back for a week and you didn't tell us?
Buffy: Yeah, I should of told you.
Xander: Hello, ladies, what are you two gabbing about today?
Willow: Oh, just about a big, tall, dark, mysterious, brooding, gorgeous vamp that Buffy's
in love with that she kept a secret all week!
Xander: Uggh! Angel's back. Come on Buffy, the guy's about two thousands years older than you.
Buffy: Actually, he is 225 years older than me and soon he will be only 1 year older.
Willow&Xander: What? You're wiggin' me out! [laugh]
Buffy: We kinda had a run in with a immortal good-guy demon that can grant anyone their greatest wish and Angel being human is my greatest wish. And when he is human he will be as old as he was when he was turned into a vampire and right now I am 19 and he was 20 when Darla changed him-
Xander: You were reading the Watcher diaries again, weren't you?
Buffy: Willow made me. And now I have come to the conclusion that he will be 1 year older than me. Oh, and when he's switched, he's moving in with me! Isn't that great?
Xander: Yeah, perfect. [sarcastic. Willow pokes him in the ribs] Ow! I mean, I'm happy for ya, definately, all the way!
Willow: I didn't make you read the Watcher Diaries. You did that on your own. Also you stole a book from him. Have you given it back yet?
Buffy: No. But I didn't steal it, I just borrowed it without his permission when he was in his office. Fine, I did steal but what's wrong with that?
Willow: Nothing. It's good that you're reading.
Buffy: Hey, I got a copy of the Slayer's handbook and while in L.A. a lady gave me a book called 101 things that happen to Slayer's and how to handle them (including falling in love with gorgeous brooding vampire's who have souls and then lose their souls and you have to send them to hell and then you get them back and then they become human). It's like it was created for me.
[bell rings]
Buffy: I've got to get to class, don't want to be expelled again.[runs off]
Willow: You've got free, I'll go with you, I don't have a class now, anyways I need to plan some lessons.
Xander: We have a trig test on monday, be my Study Buddy?
Willow: What's in it for me?
Xander: A shiny nickel.
Willow: Only if you teach me the Twinkie Song.
Xander: Alright, [starts walking] Doh- the stuff they put in twinkies, Ray- a guy who buys some twinkies, Me- the guy ray buys them for, Fa- a long long way to twinkies, So-I think I'll have a twinkie, La- la la la la la twinkie, Tea- a drink that goes with twinkies that will bring us back to doh doh doh doh and then you repeat [voices fade out as they walk along.]
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