I managed to take a long time to actually decide to weigh in on this subject. That's odd, since, as a guy, it's a subject near and dear to my heart.
20. Kate Lockley - She was hotter after she transferred to that different police department - what do you mean that was a whole other unrelated show?
19. Amy - Once she stopped being a rat she was smoking. And picked up a girl for Willow.
18. Glory - If hellgods look like this then I don't want to go to heaven.
17. Ilona - What? Does no one else remember this buxom Italian bombshell? If I were a few years older...
16. Fred - Eat something!
15. Eve - I think there's supposed to be a snake and the apple joke here somewhere, but I'll be damned if I knew what it was.
14. Buffybot - Warren, you fool! You could make some money on these! I'll put down a deposit now, and you get back to me.
13. Anne - After a rough start she got herself back on track. Good for her, and for the rest of us.
12. Dana - Most of us guys have issues. Yes, we need help. So it's something we have in common with her.
11. Darla - As much as I like the schoolgirl look, I'm talking the Darla from Angel. Lots more spunk. And baths with Drusilla.
10. Kennedy - She's such a flirt. Am I going to get death threats for this like Axel is getting?
9. Jenny Calendar - None of my teachers ever looked like this. And I've had a lot of teachers (probably twice as many as some of you). The majority of them are old men. I'd rather have Ms. Calendar.
8. Willow - Cute, cute, and more cute, with just a little evil. And no longer a fashion disaster like in the first couple of seasons. And of course there's the witchcraft thing, which I can't help but thinking could come in really handy, if you know what I mean.
7. Buffy - She has her own show, how cool is that? Note: after season six: eat something!
6. Nina - Everyone knows by now the many rants I have made praising Jenny Mollen's rack.
5. Anya - She likes orgasms.
4. Lilah - During the corruption of Wes phase Lilah was just about irresistable. I would have changed allegiances.
3. Cordelia - Based on pure physical perfection. We can let the bitchiness slide.
2. VampWillow - I could watch Doppelgangland over and over and over and over... note to all the girls out there: dress like that. And lick other girls' necks.
1. Faith - She's the reason I got into this whole thing in the first place.
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