"You fix the roof?"
Willow-as-Xander dumped her toolbelt on the table. "Yeah, you know just because I'm a man now doesn't mean I'm not afraid of heights!"
"Yeah but your macho pride won't let you admit it now" Dawn observed taking another mouthful of cereal.
"Where's Xander?"
"Still in bed" Buffy replied.
"Tell him to stop playing with my breasts and get up! I want to try and change us back again today"
Dawn skipped up the stairs. Willow called after her
" And Dawnie, you do his makeup this morning, yesterday he made me look like a half-blind transexual!"
"He seems to be having a lot of fun with your body" Buffy observed.
"Three more days and it's my time of the month. See how much he likes it then"
Buffy leaned forwards to pour herself some juice. She noticed 'Xander' eyeing her exposed cleavage.
"WILL!"
"Sorry Buff" she blushed. "Can't help it. It's the testosterone. Imagine the horniest you've ever felt, like you spend all your time continuously crunching large carrots or you seriously consider dressing up in a flimsy negligee, starting a small blaze and calling the fire department?"
"Uhuh"
"Well that's how guys feel all the time"
"How do they ever get anything done?"
Willow shrugged "They don't, pretty much"
"Still on for the Tori Amos concert tonight?" Buffy asked.
"Oh yeah, can't wait to see what it's like not to have to queue for the toilets"
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