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Angel Suave by Valor Faith
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The men I discuss in my poem may remind you of certain characters you see on television. But I mention no names and am basically writting about a suave angel;). So I thank and give credit to myself alone.

However, I'm planning to put up some Faith-oriented (I'm a fan) fanfic soon. Some of those characters will be "property" of J.W.,and M.E.

I am NOT a big fan of Joss's Angel. Even for fans, this should prove and interesting read if you're interested in the underlying meanings of and latent sarcasm withing good poetry. READ ON!



Suave
The limp, apple-
turnover of a man
Was suave
The grainy, babbling
Count who
Was a widower with
Peaks
Is suave
The 243 year old man
Is suave
Running helter-skelter
With 20,000 years of torture
Dating Num-Chuck Barbie
Looking like
A dead Ken
In a Paisley suit
With the on
And the off
He's suave
Would you use your
Fucking brain
For
The limited span
Of 1/2 a minute
Please?
Analyze the situation
Now tell
Me again
This man is suave?
Now I'm giving
You a challenge
You take
The
Demon Ken
The Demonic Ken
In his plastic
Casing
With his plastic
"Demon-killer" suitcase
Wearing the Speedos
Underneath his plastic
Mystery
Suit
And you make
Him suave
I know you
Can do it-I have
Faith in you
You keep at it, son
I'll be inside
Having
A beer





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