This is just a little song I whipped up. It works better if you sing it to the Austin Powers Just the two of us, instead of Big Will's! I don't own Buffy or Xander. I wish I did though. Xander rocks.
From the moment I saw Buff,
The new girl at our school,
I fell off of my 'board,
I must've looked like such a fool
For I am Xander Harris; the joke of everyone,
Even Cordy Chase, the snobby, sexy one.
But it turns out,
Buffy *is* my friend!
I wish to hell, she'd be more
Then my misery would end.
Hold her in my arms,
Kiss her luscious hair,
Then we'd be together, her in love with all my charms...
And she's a Slayer!
C'est la vie!
Gotta kill those vampires,
Eternally.
Even so,
I love her, ya see,
Coz she...is my Buffy.
Just the two of us!
We can make it if we try,
Just the two of us,
You and I!
