"Um... B?"
"Yeah?"
"Did Giles really tell you to take me *here?*"
"Well... no. I believe his exact words were, 'Take her somewhere where you can talk. I don't know... out for tea or something.'"
*laugh*
"You know, I can see him saying that... but I'm still mad at you. You're bad and evil and you tried to kill me."
"I know. Bad. Evil. Mean."
"Excuse me, ladies, may I help you?"
"Um... no thank you."
"Yeah, actually, you probably could. Do you have any coffee?"
"No, madam, this is strictly a tea house. That's what it says on the door."
"Whatever. Go away."
"Faith!"
"What? He asked!"
"I can't even believe I'm in public with you. You're embarassing the hell out of me!"
"Yeah. It's pretty fun, too. So, why did Giles want you to take me out here?"
"Um... well... "
"B, you look like a tomato. What?"
"Well... I was wondering... *we* were wondering... if you'd like to come back and help us fight bad guys?"
"Well... "
"Come on, Faith... everybody thinks I'm crazy, they all think you're bad."
"Oh, but I am. Bad, that is, and... angry. I'm very mad for the very mean thing you did."
"Which was... ?"
"Stabbing me, remember? Bad. Evil. Naughty Slayer."
"Oh, right. Yeah. Bad, naughty, mean person. What was I thinking?"
"B, what *are* you thinking? That bad crimpy thing... it looks like something died on your head."
"What? My hair looks fine... "
"Okay."
*SCRAPE*
"Faith, what are you doing?"
"Leaving."
"Why?"
"I'm going for ice cream. You want?"
"Faith, it's barely February! It's not ice cream season for a while!"
"Buffy, you live in California. Let's go!"
*SCRAPE*
*THWAP*
"Sorry – was that your nose?"
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