From Buffy Season 3 > 3.03 Faith, Hope and Trick | Added on September 05, 2005

Faith: God, I could eat a horse. Isn't it crazy how slayin' just always makes you hungry and horny?

Buffy: Well... Sometimes I-I crave a nonfat yogurt afterwards.

From Buffy Season 3 > 3.03 Faith, Hope and Trick | Added on September 05, 2005

Xander: So what was the, uh, story about that alligator? You, uh, said something... before.

Faith: (with lots of gesturing) Oh, there's this Big Daddy Vampire out of Missouri who used to keep them as pets. So he's got me rasslin' one of 'em, okay? The thing must have been twelve feet long and I'm...

Xander: (interrupts) So was this, um, ahem, also naked?

Faith: (teases) Well, the alligator was.

From Buffy Season 3 > 3.03 Faith, Hope and Trick | Added on September 05, 2005

Faith: Hey, as long as you don't go scratchin' at me or humpin' my leg, we're five-by-five, you know?

When asked about her stance on werewolves, with Oz being one.

From Buffy Season 3 > 3.03 Faith, Hope and Trick | Added on September 05, 2005

Faith: The vamps, though, they better get their asses to DEFCON ONE, 'cause you and I are gonna have fun, you know, Watcherless and fancy-free.

Buffy: Watcherless?

Faith: Didn't yours go to England, too?

From Buffy Season 3 > 3.03 Faith, Hope and Trick | Added on September 05, 2005

Giles: It-i-it's... it's a great honor to be invited. Or so I'm told.

Faith: Oh, it's boring. Way too stuffy for a guy like you.

Buffy: Um, maybe I should introduce you again. Faith, this is Giles.

Faith: I see him. If I'd've known they came that young and cute, I would've requested a transfer.

Buffy: (grossed out) Raise your hand if 'ew'.

From Buffy Season 3 > 3.03 Faith, Hope and Trick | Added on September 05, 2005

Faith: Dyin' to meet the fam. I'm in.

On Buffy inviting her over for dinner.

From Buffy Season 3 > 3.03 Faith, Hope and Trick | Added on September 05, 2005

Faith: (to Buffy) Okay. Hey, later. (to Giles) We will talk weapons.

She follows Xander and Willow out of the library. Giles watches her go.

Giles: This, um, this new girl seems to have a lot of zest.