ACT IV
INT. XANDER'S FIREHOUSE - MAIN ROOM
Xander is in the kitchen area having coffee. The Puppet (Pongo)
is running around the place like a maniac.
XANDER
Pongo! Put that down!
The phone rings
XANDER
Pongo, I mean it. The remote control is not
a toy.
(answers phone)
Muppet central.
LUCY
(filtered)
How's my favorite patient today?
XANDER
I am doing fine.
LUCY
(filtered)
Just thought I'd check and see you how your
Chumash Syphilis is doing?
XANDER
Gone.
LUCY
(filtered)
Bug-eating?
XANDER
Also gone.
LUCY
(filtered)
Double image?
XANDER
I'm fully merged, Thank you.
LUCY
(filtered)
Song and dance man?
XANDER
Now just talking and standing.
LUCY
(filtered)
Demon magnet?
XANDER
Hopefully now demon repellant.
INT. CAPE KENNETH HOSPITAL - NURSING STATION
Lucy is dressed in scrubs talking with Xander on the phone.
LUCY
Sounds like you're cured.
XANDER
(filtered)
Yes and all the bits and pieces have been
shipped off to a very angry watcher's
council. Apparently they don't like their
magical artifacts smashed into itty-bitty...
A crash is heard off screen.
XANDER
(filtered)
Pongo! Clean that up.
LUCY
Pongo?
XANDER
(filtered)
Yes, I may be cured of all magical ailments
but I am still puppet infested.
LUCY
Can you call an exterminator for that?
INT. XANDER'S FIREHOUSE MAIN ROOM.
XANDER
I wish. Ooooh! Pongo! No! No!
Another crash is heard off camera.
PONGO
Outlook is good!
XANDER
Bad puppet! Very bad puppet!
LUCY
(filtered)
Where'd you get the name Pongo?
XANDER
It was the name of my dog when I was a kid.
Seems to fit.
LUCY
(filtered)
I didn't know you had a dog.
XANDER
Well, not for long. My mom traded him for a
carton of luckies and a fifth of Jim Bean.
LUCY
Ahhh.. Sounds like a movie made for Disney.
XANDER
Are you coming over for training tonight?
LUCY
Well I was, but according to Liv...
INT. SAINT BUFALARI'S SCHOOL - HALLWAY
Liv is leaning up against the locker in her standard school
garb... except for the military boots of course. Maya is
getting her books out of the locker.
LIV
I'm not going back until he gets rid of the
puppet.
MAYA
Oh you soooo need to get over this.
LIV
Fine. When it gets all "Hi, I'm Chucky!
Wanna Play?" and goes psycho on you, I'm so
gonna be "I told you so."
Brad Valentine walks down the hallway with his usual entourage.
BRAD
Hey Maya.
MAYA
(rolls her eyes)
Brad.
BRAD
Hi Liv.
Liv is shocked. She let's out one her excited squeaks.
MAYA
Oh God. Here we go.
FADE TO BLACK
Liv squeaks again on voice over.
MAYA (VO)
Breathe. Liv. Breathe.
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