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And also -Id like to dedicate this to the purple bunnies that live and frolick in my happy little world. I luv the bun-buns!

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"Dawn? Dawn honey, please come out of your room." Joyce pleaded.

"No." Dawn replied stubbornly.

"Dawn, it wansn't that bad..." Joyce reasoned.

"It wasn't that bad?! Mom!! You were making out with Spike! And you were...on the couch...I am NEVER sitting on that couch again." Dawn replied.

"Fine" Joyce sighed. She headed downstairs.

"Spike, honey, would you like some tea?" Joyce asked. Spike grunted a "no". Joyce went to sit next to him.

"What's wrong, Spike?" Joyce asked.

"Well....I have that bloody song stuck in my head....Peas, peas, peas, peas, eating Goober peas, goodness how delicious, eating Goober PEAS!!!!" Spike sang.

"Wow. Thats really sexy." Joyce grabbed him and kissed him hard.

Meanwhile...

Dawn was sitting in her room crying when her closet door swung open and a small, stubby version of herself hobbled.

"EWW!! Get out, get out, GET OUT!!!" Dawn screamed. She hopped up and unlocked the door and the poor, dejected little troll waddled out.

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Just when things were getting hot between Spike and Joyce, the front door flew open to reveal a hazy, dizzy looking Xander.

"I have a pineapple plantation in my backyard, how 'bout you?" Xander slurred before passing out on the floor.

"Ooh! I have a pineapple plantation" The little Dawn-troll piped up. "Uhh, I'll be going now." The troll hobbled out the front door.

"Xander! Are you okay? What happened?" Joyce asked.

"I was sick...And I took some medicine." Xander replied.

"Ok, but what else happened?" Joyce asked.

"Oh, ummm...You're noy supposed to take 10 pills at once are you?" Xander asked.

"No."

"Well then, that explains that."

The End! I hope everyone liked it. Including muh Bunnies!




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