“Seven minutes, that’s your great idea?” Buffy asked. Spike nodded.
“Yeah, and everyone has to it, twice.” He held up two fingers for the affect. “And Buffy, I say you decide you gets in that closet first.”
“Wait, what are we doing in the closet?” Anya asked, completely blind to the game in front of her. “I don’t wish to play this game. I will go home and watch TV.” Anya closed the front door.
“ Her loss, but promise me, you’ll do whatever little nasty things you desire,” Spike cooed softly. “So, Buff, who’s going to be in that closet?”
Buffy thought for a minute and then grinned at the sinster bubble that exploded in her head. “Spike and Xander!”
Xander turned purple. “Man, I wish we had stuck with spin the bottle.”
Spike grabbed Xander by the collar. He dragged him into the closet, throwing Xander in first. He grabbed the door knob and leaned out, nodding to Andrew. “Watch set? I really don’t want to have stay in here a second longer with this wanker than I have to.”
“Set,” Andrew said. Spike slammed the door and was comfronted by the darkness.
“W-what are w-we gonna do?” Xander stammered.
“You wanna do me or you want me to do you?” Spike asked, all business.
“You sure you wanna... They don’t have to...”
“We’re playin by the rules, X-Man. Answer.”
“You do me. I really, really don’t want to see your pants unbuttoned.”
“The feelings mutual. I don’t cheat.”
“Liar.”
“Well, I don’t cheat at all ready dirty games, unbutton your pants. Now.”
Xander undid the clasp, and leaned against the wall, closing his eyes, bracing for the seven minutes of torture he would have to indure at the hands and mouth of Spike.
*~*~*~*
Spike and Xander clammered out. Spike was wearing a scowl, but Xander looked... Xander looked happy.
“Now, what did you boys do in there?” Willow asked playfully.
“Wouldn’t you like to know.”
“Ooh. Spike and Xander making the...”
“Don’t say it. I didn’t do anything to him!” Xander shouted, turning red.
“Then what did he do to you?” Faith nudged.
“Gave him a good momment, there,” Spike smiled, giving Faith a wink.
“Ooh,” Buffy laughed. “Spike are you sure you’re not bi?”
“Not bi. Just know what people like.”
“Oh my God. Well, since Xander got served and Spike did the dishin’, Spike, who’s getting their butts in that closet next?” Faith asked.
Spike looked at the ceiling, nibbling on his lip. “I say... Slayer,” he pointed to Buffy, “And Slayer. You guys made out so well!”
“Perv,” Willow coughed.
“I am. Dosen’t mean I’m not allowed to get my kicks.”
“No, no, no! I don’t-” Buffy started.
“Shut it,B. We’re going to do this, it’s a game. It’s a fun game and you know I don’t like you that way, so let’s get to it.” Faith encouraged, giving her a little push toward the closet. Buffy turned to the rest of them with a pained glance and then made her way regrettfully to the closet from hell.
Faith gave Andrew a look and he set his watch and gave her a salut and Faith grinned. THe gang could hear Buffy’s protests behind the closed door.
*~*~*~*~*
“Faith, Faith, no! I don’t-” Faith put a finger on Buffy’s lips and she immediatly stopped talking. Faith was kind impowering that way. She wouldn’t even have tried to talk if Faith was going to rape her, which she very well might have to.
“Look, B. We’re not goin’ too far. I know you haven’t been so close to girls before and it’s not really the time to start in a closet. We’ll start at your pace.” Faith leaned in, pressing her closed lips against Buffy’s. And Buffy felt so comfortable. More so than before. Maybe the second time you made out with a girl was eaiser than the first. Buffy slid her hands down to Faith’s waist, letting them relax. Faith copied the gesture, then deepened the kiss, making sure it was still going slowly enough for Buffy to remain comfortable. Then, it was Faith’s turn to be surprised. Buffy forced her tongue in there, making the pace quicken maddly.
When Andrew knocked on the door and let them out, neither said anything for a long time.
“You two discover something about yourselfs you’d like to share?” Willow asked teasingly.
“Maybe, but if we did, we really wouldn’t go telling you, would we?” Buffy gave her a playfull nudge.
Then Buffy went over to stand by Faith. She stood on the tips of her toes and whispered into the other Slayer’s ear. “Seven minutes well spent.” Faith smiled and gave a gentle chuckle not to alert the attention of the others. Faith wasn’t sure what Buffy had been implying in the closet or in her whisper, but Faith wasn’t going to take them as signals, even if they were, B was too up her ass to notice that Faith was a little in love with this game.
“So, who’s doing the choosing now?” Xander asked. “Was Faith the barwench in there?”
“No, it was an equal thing. But I’ll dish the plate to Faith. She needs to get her choice of someone up in there.”
“Alright. I am happy to say, I pick Spike to come in that closet with me.” There were a lot of teasing “Oohs” and pushs on Spike’s back.
“When I come out,” Spike said, giving them all a serious look. “I might just have myself another groupie.” And he closed the door on their frowns just as Andrew set his watch.
*~*~*~*
“You ready, Big Bad?” Faith laughed as she roughly grabbed Spike’s zipper, jamming it down.
Spike stuck out his tongue and grabbed Faith around the shoulders, snarling. “Been awfully ready, luv.” He threw her down on the ground and began his handy work.
*~*~*~*
Andrew knocked on the door. “Guys?” he said meakly. “GUYS!” he yelled. “Hello? Faith, Spike, seven minutes is way up. YOU GUYS!” He gave up and walked back over to the group. “Uh, Scoobies?”
“Yeah?” Buffy smiled. “I, being Daphne, will answer in for the dog in the closet.”
“If you’re Daphne, then that makes me Velma,” Willow said. “I wanted to be Daphne!”
“Sorry, Will. You’re too much the smarty-pants.”
“And I’m Freddy?”
“No, Angel’s Freddy.”
“But he’s not even a Scooby-”
“He is Freddy. You get to be Shaggy.”
“Great, that’s just like saying Orgy. Only worse.”
“You’re the man who gets served by a dog,” Buffy laughed.
“Uh, guys. I didn’t really come over here to hear you talk about who everyone is in realated to a classically stupid cartoon,” Andrew interupted.
“Hey! Scooby Doo is not classically stupid! I love tha†... Oh, why did you come over here? Without the Lust Bunnies?” Xander asked.
“They kind of... Won’t answer or come out of the closet and I’m kind of... Too afraid to open the door...” Andrew shrugged.
“Lemme get them out.” Buffy walked over to the door. “Faith. Spike, you can do this later when we all aren’t waiting to play a game here!” Buffy knocked on the door, pounded on it actually. She heard rapid breathing and Spike call “Be out in a minute, just got to...” There was a sound of zipping and the door opened. Spike came out first, his clothes more wrinkly than before and Faith came out with her leather pants on backwards.
“Okay, recap time. No one can pick me or Spike. We’ve used up all their ‘Getta-Roominess’ time for this game. Xander can only be picked one time, same with Buffy. Willow and Andrew have to be in there two more. So, Will, who are you putting in the closet?” Faith recaped for them all.
“How about... Me and Andrew,” she laughed. Andrew smiled. He slapped his watch on Xander’s wrist and got dragged by Willow into the closet, positively beaming.
*~*~*~*~*
“Uh, Willow? I thought you were... gay?” he said, neverously.
“I thought you were, too. Dosen’t matter, it’s just a game,” Willow replied. “Thirty seconds wasted on small talk. Let’s get to the kissing, already!” Willow crashed Andrew up against the wall and started attacking his earlobe. Andrew looked away, trying to hide his own pleasure at the whole situation.
“I’m not gay,” he said to her when she moved out from his earlobe.
“After this is done,” Willow said teasingly, “Might want to remind yourself I am.”
*~*~*~*~*
“Time, Will, An! Come out and blush at us like little innocent kiddies!” Xander laughed.
Andrew came out with the same pleasured grin only a little wider this time and Willow was teasing him like they had just talked in there. Which they very well might have for all the rest of them knew. But the crash they had heard in there suggested otherwise. There was also some moaning.
“Guys, you look so... normal...” Buffy stated, blinking.
“What are we supposed to look like? Wild animals? Because we have a pair of those already.” Willow indicated Spike and Faith.
“I resent that. I am not an animal by nature, I just choose to be a little bit less up my own ass than you guys!” Spike and Faith said in unison. They turned to each other and burst out laughing.
“Soulmates,” Xander coughed.
“Okay, Andrew, who’s getting the best action they’ve had in a long, long while now?” Buffy asked.
“How about... Xander and Willow?”
“You heard the man.” Xander returned Andrew’s watch and followed Willow into the closet, giving everyone a playful wink as he closed the door and Andrew started up the timer.
*~*~*~*~*~*
“Let’s do what we never had the chance to!” squeaked Xander eargly. “Let’s go all the way, hit it out of the park, right here, right now!”
“Xander, no. I don’t like you like that anymore... I can’t do that... I can’t pretend I’m not with Kennedy. Yeah, the whole game is about being... dirty... but I do have a girlfriend, Xander. And I would be betraying everything we worked for if I let us go that far. Or if I wanted to let us go that far,” Willow said, numbly. Xander stared at his shoes in embarrassment.
“I didn’t mean... I don’t mean... I don’t want...”
Willow stopped his mumbling by grabbing him by the hips sending him against her body in a wave of heat. She pressed her lips against his, tearing at the waistband of his pants. “Let’s go all the way, right here, right now,” she whispered.
*~*~*~*~*~*
“Time!” Andrew said, knocking on the door. Willow came out pulling on a shoe, Xander putting on his shirt.
“Oh dear, I guess Spike isn’t going to be the only one who left a mess in there,” Faith joked.
“Gross, he didn’t... You didn’t... Ah! That’s disgusting!” Buffy screamed, stuffing her fingers in her ears. Spike laughed and grabbed her by the hips, turning her around. He took her arms and pulled her fingers away from her ears.
“Relax, I’m not as messy as all that. You should know that by now. All the times you-”
“B? You and the getting nude and-”
“Yes, okay? Not something I’m proud of, but...”
“Not proud of?” Faith clapped Spike on the back. “I thought it was seven minutes of Heaven.”
“Actually fifeteen minutes,” Andrew added, smiling.
“So...” Xander said catching his breath, “That leaves?”
“Buffy and Andrew!” Spike yelled. When everyone looked at him, he shrugged. “I kind of love this game.”
“Ready. Andrew?” Buffy smiled and allowed him enter the closet first, and followed.
Xander laughed. “Hey, Andrew, watch!”
Andrew leaned out, tossing it out and slamming the door super fast.
“Maybe he isn’t as queer as everyone thought,” Faith said, cocking her head.
*~*~*~*~*~*
Buffy laughed. “Eager?”
“Oh, yeah. Nerds fantasy.”
“I’ll take that as compliment,” Buffy laughed. “Now, unless you want to go fast-”
“Let’s go fast.” Andrew pounced on Buffy, grabbing her lower waist and pushing her into him in a deep, almost romance novely kiss. It would have been nearly perfect if they weren’t surrounded by coats and shoes and boxes. Many of the boxes had already been knocked down. but Buffy reaching for closure had knocked more of them down. The pair melted to the ground in frenzied passion.
*~*~*~*~*
“Buff, Andrew. Crawl out ane give us a good laugh.” Andrew tripped out of the closet, being throughly engrossed in buckling his belt. Buffy was buttoning her shirt up again, looking relaxed, but not as relaxed as Andrew.
“Oh my good golly gosh. I think Buffy just spoiled a virgin,” Faith joked.
“I am not!” Andrew cried, turning bright red.
“Yeah, because you just spent your first seven minutes in a closet!” Xander laughed.
“Guys, that’s not nice, I’m sure Andrew has had... plenty... of...” Buffy didn’t finish her sentence because she burst out laughing.
Andrew’s whole body looked bright red. Spike stopped laughing and gave him a smile. He leaned over and whispered into Andrew’s ear, “Don’t worry about them, it dosen’t matter. Know what it’s like.” Andrew gave smiled, looking a little less hurt.
“So what are we going to do next?” Andrew asked.
“I’ve got another idea,” Spike smiled that same smile he had worn so many times that night.
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