Angel, Xander and Xavier sit down playing a poker game.
Angel- I wonder how they are doing.
Xavier- You really think we should be waiting here.
Xander- When do you know the girls to not know how to get out of trouble.
(Xavier puts down two cards)
Xavier- Give me two.
Angel- Give me one.
Xander- Besides they took the phones with them.
Xavier- Yeah. (A bell dings) I go get the popcorn.
(Xavier gets up and gets the popcorn)
Angel- Xander, don't look at his cards.
Xander- I'm not.
Xavier- Xander.
Xander- What?
(Xavier holds up the phones)
Angel- I guess they forgot.
Xander- You think.
Angel- I wonder if they need our help.
Xavier- They probably blend in already.
Cut to the soroity house
A girl stands up and her name is Daphane. A big light flashes and the girls get up slowly while Buffy, Willow and Josephine who are disguise as avon ladies look through the doors.
Josephine- What are they doing?
Willow- I can't hear.
Buffy- Whatever it is, it can't be good.
(Josephine and Willow look at Buffy strangely)
Willow- And your supposed to be the witty one.
Buffy- Eat me Willow.
Josephine- You guys you could discuss your sexual preferances later.
Willow- Isn't this the time where you usually bust in there and start fighting.
Buffy- Well, the girls are still human and I can't kill real people remember it's the code of the slayer.
All of a sudden the crowd of girls who were surrounding the light in the middle. They change into Hell breasts.
Buffy- Willow.
Willow- Every five years there would be a mass of savage killings that would center around here. After five years of the women doing killings of their own gain had to return the favor and do killings for they greater power. Being they had to be turned into lapdogs of that evil one.
Josephine- Damn.
The hell breasts slowly turned around to the front door and they all see Buffy, Willow and Josephine.
Buffy- I guess they're hungry.
Willow- We can't afford to die by them because we would walk the earth as there zombies.
Josephine- Wait, whatever happened to there zombies.
The girls turn around and see a crowd of zombies walking towards the house.
Buffy- You have a big mouth, Jo.
Josephine- Just a question.
Cut to the car
Angel- No there just girls who like doing black magic nothing to worry about.
Xander- I look through all those books how was I supposed to know they wasn't updated.
Angel- Check the index.
Xander- You sure we'll be fine without Xavier.
Angel- He just has to watch his children, he'll be fine.
Xavier puts the babies in the cradle and then looks up at the window to se Shadoe ther with an army of her minions and Tyffani with brenda there.
Xavier- Oh great. Pick on a person when he's babysitting.
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