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Everything in the first chapter. I don’t own Buffy or any characters, and some lines are taken from the movie Grease.

Hope you enjoy the new chapter. Review!

Grease

Chapter 5

“Thank you for the ride Spike.” Buffy thanked him, as she opened the car door and made her way out of the car.

“Buffy wait!” Spike yelled after her. He was hoping to at least talk to her and explain things, but she was already gone. ‘Bloody chit isn’t goin’ to lemme explain myself.’ He sighed as he drove off, not even bothering to see if she made it inside okay.

*~*~*~*

“Ohhhh Cordelia. Yes, oh oh.” Angel moaned. Him and Cordelia were having a heavy make-out session in the backseat of his new car on a cliff top. It was a popular make-out place. He hadn’t told the guy’s about it yet. It was stored in his garage. It was beat up and plain out a piece of junk. He found it in the junkyard and figured that he could fix it up. After all, the engine was in it, and it was still drive-able.

“Angel. Oh, Angel.” Cordelia moaned back.

“Oh…”

“God yes.”

“Ohhhhh….”

“More!”

The two sat up in the backseat for air.

“You have something?” Cordelia asked him.

“Do I have something?” He laughed at that question. “Of course I have a condom, who do you think I am? Jonathan?”

He reached into his wallet and pulled out a wrapped condom. He began to unwrap it.

“My 25 cents insurance policy baby.” Angel told her.

“Wow, big spender.” She said, kissing his jawline.

“What the fuck?” Angel swore. It broke in his hand.

“What….oh.” Cordelia said, noticing what happened. “How could it break?”

“I bought it in the seventh grade.” Angel told her.

“Damn.” Cordelia swore.

Suddenly, a car rammed into the back of Angel’s.

“What the hell?” Cordelia asked, turning around to look out the back window. “What the fuck do you think you’re doing?”

“You’re parked in a no parking zone, dumbass!” Parker screamed at them. He was the leader of the rival gang the Scorpions.

“This whole thing is a no parking zone asshole!” Angel yelled to Parker.

“Really?” Parker taunted.

“Yeah!” Angel clarified. “And you’re going to pay for the damage!”

“I’ll give you seventy-five cents for the whole thing, and your chick!” Parker offered. His laugh could be heard as he drove off, with his girlfriend Amy next to him.

Cordelia let her jaw drop to the floor, as Angel flicked him off.

“Well that was uncalled for.” Cordelia finally said breaking the awkward silence. “Now, where were we?”

*~*~*~*

“Woah, Angel, what do you have here?” Gunn asked him, as Angel drove his beat up car into the school automatic shop. It was a white punch buggy.

“I found this in the junkyard. It worked, so I figured why not make it a class project?” Angel responded.

“Yeah, it sure is a piece of junk.” Spike laughed, lighting up a cigarette.

“Yeah you’re right Spike. It is the only car that can actually make your DeSoto look good.” Angel snarled back.

“Ladies break it up.” Oz told them.

“Anyway, I was planning on racing this against Parker up at Thunder Road.” Angel told them.

“Cool man. But Parker has a kickass car. Yours looks like shit.” Xander said.

“Well, we’ll have to fix that, now won’t we?” Spike growled, dropping his cigarette to the ground and putting it out with his big black boots.

“What do you have in mind Spike?” Angel asked.

Spike shrugged off his black duster and began to sing.

(Author’s Note: I don’t know much about cars, so this song has to stay the same.)

Why, this car could be systematic

Hydromatic

Ultramatic (whoo!)

Why, it could be Greased Lightnin' (Greased Lightnin')

We'll get some overhead lifters and four-barrel quads

Oh, yeah

Angel

Keep talkin', whoa keep talkin'

Spike

A fuel injection cut-off and chrome-plated rods

Oh, yeah

Angel

We'll get her ready, I'll kill to get her ready

Spike

With a four-speed on the floor, they'll be waitin' at the door

You know that ain't no shit, we'll be gettin' lots of tit

In Greased Lightnin'

T-BIRDS

Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go

Spike

Go, Greased Lightnin', you're burnin' up the quarter mile

T-BIRDS

Greased Lightnin', go, Greased Lightnin'

Spike

Go, Greased Lightnin', you're coastin' through the heat lap trial

T-BIRDS

Greased Lightnin', go, Greased Lightnin'

Spike

You are supreme, (ah-ah), the chicks'll cream, (ah-ah), for Greased Lightnin'

T-BIRDS

Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go

Spike
Purple French tail-lights and thirty-inch fins

Oh, yeah

T-BIRDS

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh Spike

A Palomino dashboard and duel muffler twins

Oh, yeah

T-BIRDS

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh

Spike

With new pistons, plugs and shocks, I can get off my rocks

You know that I ain't braggin', she's a real pussy wagon

Greased Lightnin'

T-BIRDS

Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go

Spike

Go, Greased Lightnin', you're burnin' up the quarter mile

T-BIRDS

Greased Lightnin', go, Greased Lightnin'

Spike

Go, Greased Lightnin', you're coastin' through the heat lap trial

T-BIRDS

Greased Lightnin', go, Greased Lightnin'

Spike

You are supreme, (ah-ah), the chicks'll cream, (ah-ah), for Greased Lightnin'

T-BIRDS

Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go

[honk honk]

Spike

Go, Greased Lightnin', you're burnin' up the quarter miles

T-BIRDS

Greased Lightnin', go, Greased Lightnin'

Spike

Go, Greased Lightnin', you're coastin' through the heat lap trials

T-BIRDS

Greased Lightnin', go, Greased Lightnin'

Spike

You are supreme, (ah-ah), the chicks'll cream, (ah-ah), for Greased Lightnin'

ALL

Lightnin', Lightnin', Lightnin'

Lightnin', Lightnin', Lightnin',

Lightnin', Lightnin', Lightnin’

Spike jumped down from the hood of the car. “Come on ladies, let’s get to work.”

“Yeah!” Angel agreed.

“Let’s roll.” Xander added.

TBC!

Sorry that there wasn’t much Buffy. Next chapter you know that there is. The gangs are all at the Frosty Palace, and Spike sees Buffy with another guy. It won’t be like the movie though…

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