Render what is Joss and the big wigs that created BtVS what is theirs and leave me to my insanity. I thank you.
Author's note: After BBB and before Season 3.
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Epilogue
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It was just another day in Sunnydale High as the students walked through the halls.
“Well, that was a weird night,”Oz said as he was filled in on the happenings. He looked at Willow somberly.”Are you sure that you still want to go out with me?”
Leaning against her locker, Willow smiled as she simply brought Oz closer to her and kissed him tenderly.”Does that answer your question?”
“Hey, Willow! Hey, Oz!”shouted a voice. Willow and Oz looked up and saw Devon head towards them. He stopped and grinned at them both.”You guys coming to practice today? You can be official drink getter, Willow. And you can give me pointers, if you want.”
“You actually got my name right? I’m impressed,”Willow said in amazement. Devon simply grinned at her as he waved good-bye.
Oz looked at Willow.”What was that all about?”
“Devon and I had a little talk after he hit on me. And I told him I wasn’t interested in him, I was interested in you,”Willow said innocently. Oz looked at her, still a little suspicious.
“And what else did you say to him?”Oz asked. His eyes narrowed as she blushed.”Willow?”
“I, uh, also told him that his chasing me was showing his insecurity as a mature male, and thus he showing that feels threatened by confident females,”Willow said with a straight face.”And that it was a normal reaction among males that cannot perform certain acts of affection towards women, but can perform these acts towards men.”
“And he bought it?”Oz said incredulously as he stared at Willow.”What am I saying? Of course he bought it. He’s Devon. You called him a closet homosexual, Willow.”
Willow blushed more.”Nope. Well, not technically. I just called him an insecure male that was jealous of having his male bonding rituals interrupted.“
“Semantics, sweet,”Oz said as he kissed the tip of Willow’s nose.”Never knew you had such a devious mind, Willow.”
Willow giggled as they headed towards the library. When they entered, they saw Cordelia and Candace locked into a heated glaring match. Buffy was holding Cordelia back.
“You keep away from him!”Cordelia said as she took a step towards Candace. Candace crossed her arms.
“Ohhh, I’m so afraid! Afraid of me taking your man?”Candace scoffed.”Queen C is losing her touch, and her throne!”
“Now, girls,”Giles said patiently as he tried to keep the two apart.”This is not the place for-”
“Hey! What’s up?”Xander said cheerfully as he walked into the room, drinking a can of soda. He stopped when he was the recipient of several stares.”What’d I do?”
“Xander!”Candace said cheerfully as she loped her arm around his.”Just the man I was waiting for! Want to go to a movie with me?”
Xander, a bit puzzled, looked around and saw no one behind him or next to him.”You talking to me, Candace?”
Candace giggled as she lead Xander out the door.“You’re so funny!”
Cordelia broke away from Buffy and was about to follow when they heard a scream. Everyone looked at each other then headed towards the doors. Xander came back in. Alone. Grinning. He looked at everyone innocently. “What’s going on?”
“What happened? Why was there a scream? Where’s Candace?”Buffy demanded as she looked at him. Then she headed towards the doors. As everyone exited the library, they were greeted with the sight of Candace, the cheerleader, wiping soda from her chest. A small crowd gathered around her.
“Xander Harris! You did that deliberately! You ruined my top! How DARE you! Who the hell do you think you are?!?”Candace screamed at him furiously. Xander simply shrugged at her as he gathered Cordelia close to him.
“I am Xander, King of Cretins! Lord of Geeks!”Xander intoned. Candace stared at him, her mouth agape. The Scooby gang and the rest of the crowd watched Xander with interest.
“And as the King of Cretins, I dare many things, Candace. Most which people refuse to acknowledge and which I personally hope no one ever does. But two-timing Cordy isn’t one of them,”Xander said simply.”And it won’t be. Especially if I know what’s healthy for me. Now, better get that stain out before it sets.”
Cordy grinned at him before she smirked at Candace.”Later, Candace. Queen C still rules. Didn’t I say ‘shoo’ Candace?”
As Candace stomped off, Xander grinned at Cordelia. She smiled at him.”Are you going to carry my books now?”
Xander blanched.”Sorry, Cordy! Gotta go to class now! And another soda!”
With that, he kissed her cheek quickly and disappeared into the student lounge. Cordelia stared at him open-mouthed.”Xander Harris! You get back here!”
~Fin.
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