"You know, Nina, I'm a monster, too." Angel made another one of his very desperate attempts to hook up with a young, naive girl who also happens to be a major freak.
Taking into account his abnormally humongous, overhanging forehead, she comes to the conclusion, "What are you, Frankenstein?"
Not really focusing on her before, (he was devoting his full concentration on perfecting his new brooding look), he was startled at yet another reference to his almost supernatural forehead that was second only to that of Quentin Tarintino's. He thought, “At least no one yet has asked me if I was a cavemen who’s been unfrozen. Which would be pretty funny because there was that SNL skit with Phil Hartman called “Caveman Lawyer” and now I myself am CEO of Wolfram and Hart, a law firm. Angel realized he had accidentally lost his brooding look for about two seconds, and he was now standing there, grinning stupidly. “What!? No! I’m a vampire. See I’m all dark and mysterious with a long black coat.” He was shaking his head hoping she would catch on. She didn’t.
“Man, you’re dumber then a brick,” he muttered turning around.
“What?” she asked.” He silently cursed, “Oh nothing. I just said you looked a little sick. Would you like to lie down?”
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