One: I suck at writing songs. “Now I feel a certain fool”? I mean, come on.
Two: King Ralph is an unbelievably amusing movie.
In other news, Giles went back to Britain again (thanks for the warning, Big G), and Tara left Willow because Willow cast a spell on Tara to forget the fight they were having about magic, and then cast a bigger spell on Tara to forget the fight they were further having about magic and on Buffy so she would forget her time in heaven.
Oh, yeah. And we pulled Buffy out of heaven, not hell.
She was happy.
We pulled her out, and she thought she was in hell when she got back to our plain.
I just about vomit when she sang that to us. My happy ending turned out quite spectacularly not so.
While Dawn was busy being kidnapped by the demon I accidentally brought forth with my happy ending spell, Spike was singing a song to Buffy.
I cannot stress enough how much I wish I’d been there.
But really. For Willow to pull Buffy out of heaven, and then try to make her forget her happiness there… Willow has a real problem. I just wish I knew what to do. She won’t even listen to Tara anymore… there’s a problem.
Right. That spell backfired, by the way, and we all lost our memories. I was being called Alex, me and Willow were dating, Buffy’s name was Joan…
…And Spike and Giles were father and son. Even better: Spike’s name was Randy.
Randy Giles.
Ahahahahahahahaha. I am not ever going to forget that. Now every time he’s being annoying, I’ll just call him Randy and see how quickly I get beat up.
…Maybe I won’t do that, then.
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