Joss Whedon owns all this. of coarse.
Ok, this takes place a few years after Chosen. Amanda didn't die. But otherwise the same.
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The slayers finally arrive at the building.
RONA.
(Opening the door) Hello? Robin?
WOOD.
Ladies. Welcome to New York. (They all give him a hug, and Amanda almost crushes him) Uhh!
AMANDA.
(Letting go) OH GOD, SORRY! I was just glad to see you, and I didn't.
WOOD.
(Wezzig as he spoke) It's Ok. Just easy next time.
KENNEDY.
(Looking around the place) Man, I feel like I'm in Sanford, and Son.
AMANDA.
Ha, I'm coming Lizbeth, it's the big one!
WOOD.
Ha ha, very funny. Yeah it need some fixing up, but I'm sure you girls are up to it.
KENNEDY.
Wait, you want us to do work?
WOOD.
Yes princess, mama, and daddy aren't paying you way here, you work.
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The Next Day.
The girls are cleaning, and not having a good time. Except for Mandy, who is singing (And I use the
term loosely).
AMANDA.
ON THE ROAD AGAIN. JUST CAN'T WAIT TO GET ON THE ROAD AGAIN. LIVE I LOVE, IS
KILLING DEMONS, WITH MY FRIENDS.
KENNEDY.
I'm in hell. Mom, and Dad where right, gay people go to hell, and I'm here.
RONA.
No, hell is listening to you whine. If you work faster, we get done sooner.
KENNEDY.
Can't we hire people to do this?
RONA.
No, rich girl, now get to work.
AMANDA.
Oh come on, Grump Smurf, it's not that bad.
KENNEDY.
Ok, stop being so chipper, it's not normal.
AMANDA.
Oh come on, smile. (She take Kenny's mouth, and makes is smile)
RONA.
Oh no.
KENNEDY.
(Jumping up) Are you on drugs?
AMANDA.
Hey, I'm just playing.
KENNEDY.
You want to play? (She takes some paint, and slashes her face) Fine, I'll color.
AMANDA.
Oh, I want to color too! (She takes some paint, and splashes Kenny)
RONA.
Hey, stop it! We're not here to (Rona gets splashed, they start laughing) Oh, it's funny.
From there it erupts into a paint war. Suddenly Robin comes in, and sees the damage.
WOOD.
What the hell, is going on?
KENNEDY.
(Looking at the room) Ah, there was a demon. It attacked, and it could only be killed by paint.
Weird hu?
WOOD.
You will have this clean by tonight, got it?
He leaves, and the girls burst into laughter.
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Cazar stands in front of his gang.
CAZAR.
This is are city. We run this bitch. The President himself kisses my feet, when he rides through.
These girls come here, and think they can do as they please, I say. fuck that! America is a free
country. But this ain't America, it's New York. And here, I'm the king! I want then dead, tonight, got
it. He leaves, and goes into the back, were a Hispanic girl is waiting.
GIRL.
You'll get them, baby.
CAZAR.
I know. I just don't need this right now, you know? Everything coming up, I got to be focused.
Can't be distracted. I'm so close. And then (He vamps out)
GIRL.
Baby, I told you I don't want to be turned. I'm fine with you, but I don't want it.
CAZAR.
Come on, you'll love it. The power, live forever.
GIRL.
Lose my soul.
CAZAR.
Still the good little Catholic girl, hu? Baby you don't need a soul, you'll live forever.
GIRL.
I don't want to live forever, I just, never mind.
CAZAR.
Just what? Family, kids, I can't do that.
GIRL.
Baby I don't mean.
CAZAR.
FUCK YOU! EVERYTHING YOU HAVE, IS BECAUSE OF WHAT I AM! BUT ALL YOU
DO IS LOOK DOWN ON ME, LIKE YOUR BETTER! GO FIND SOME NICE BOY, WITH
A SOUL! GET MARRIED, GET FAT, AND UGLY, AND ONE DAY YOU'LL HATE YOURSELF
FOR PASSING ME UP! YOU MARK MY WORDS, NOW GET OUT!
GIRL.
Baby please, I didn't mean.
CAZAR.
I don't want to look at you!
She walks out, in tears, and someone comes in
GUY.
Everything Ok boss?
CAZAR.
Fine, just domestic trouble. She'll come crawling back. Now let's get to business.
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Wood, and the girls sat inside a restaurant.
WOOD.
Well, I'm glad you girls could clean up.
KENNEDY.
It was a miracle.
RONA.
So, if you don't mind me asking?
WOOD.
What happened with Faith? I'm not really sure. We were happy. Then I bought the ring, and she
flipped out, and broke up with me. Said I wanted to own her, or something. I still don't get it.
RONA.
Well, she had a fucked up childhood. Maybe she's afraid you'll be like her parents, if you get
married.
WOOD.
I'd never hurt her.
RONA.
I know that. But she has issues. Maybe it'll work out.
AMANDA.
Yeah, she knows you won't hurt her. I mean if anything she could abuse you. Since she's so much
stronger. (He looks at her) uh not that your a wuss or anything. I mean you tough, and bad, and the
man, and all. But she's a slayer, and you just a man, I mean.
RONA.
(Stuffing a roll, in Mandy's mouth) Ok, time to be quiet.
KENNEDY.
Hey, I need to remember that. Rolls.
WOOD.
(Raises his glass) Well, to Faith, may she find whatever she's looking for.
KENNEDY.
(Raises her glass) To Willow, and Buffy, may they be hit by a car.
WOOD.
(Shocked) Kenny?
KENNEDY.
Oh, I'm just kidding. Probably.
RONA.
(Raising her glass) To us, and the mission. (They all toast)
LATER.
They walk to there car, and some people walk up to them.
MAN.
We have a massage.
WOOD.
(Confused) What is it?
They don't say a word, just pull out guns, and fire.
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