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Wood is sitting on the couch, and Faith is in the bedroom.
FAITH.
I'm not coming out!
WOOD.
Honey, your over reacting!
FAITH.
OVEREACTING! THIS IS THE WORST THING THAT'S EVER HAPPENED TO ME!
I DON'T CARE WHAT THAT QUACK SAYS, I'M NOT DOING IT!
WOOD.
Fine, then you can get a white cane, and a cup, and sit by the side of the road, and beg for
change. (He hears a knock at the door, and opens it to fine Dawn, and Xander) Hey guys.
DAWN.
Ready for the Council meeting?
FAITH.
I'M NOT GOING!
DAWN.
What's with her?
WOOD.
Oh she went to the eye doctor today. He told her she needed glasses. She won't accept it.
FAITH.
I DON'T NEED GLASSES!
WOOD.
See.
FAITH.
(Coming out of the room, without glasses) Look, They make me look like a dork, all right!
Do you what to fuck Misses Urkel, Robin?
DAWN.
I'm sure it's not that bad.
XANDER.
Yeah faith, four eyes are better than two. (Dawn hits him) Ow, kidding!
FAITH.
There's nothing wrong with my eyes, I'm FINE! (She goes to leave, but trips over the love seat)
ROBIN! THAT'S A STUPID PLACE TO PUT THE TV!
WOOD.
That's why I put the love seat there.
FAITH.
I KNEW THAT!
WOOD.
(Hugging her) Look Faith, your beautiful, with or without glasses. But your a slayer. And if you can't
see, your going to get hurt, or killed. And I'd like to keep you around for some reason. So please,
put them on. (She reluctant puts them on) There, that wasn't so hard. I think they make you look
more mature.
FAITH.
Yeah, you mean old. I'm fucking grandma.
DAWN.
Oh it's not bad. I think you look fine, right Xander?
XANDER.
(Making the Spock sign) Live long, and prospers.
FAITH.
YOUR DEAD HARRIS! (She chases him out of the room, and down the hall. Suddenly Dawn's cell
phone rings)
DAWN.
Hello. Giles, yeah we're on. WHAT? Is this a joke? Yeah, we're on are way. (Runs outside) Faith,
Xander, we got to go. Your not going to believe this!
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Xander, Faith, Dawn, and Wood stare at the now female Angel, in disbelief.
FAITH.
Maybe I do need glasses.
WOOD.
Your wearing them.
FAITH.
Angel?
ANGEL.
Unfortunately.
DAWN.
How did this happen?
ANGEL.
Spell went wrong.
BUFFY.
It's more than that. Angel's human.
FAITH.
Damn. No powers, and a sex change. And I thought my day sucked.
XANDER.
So, your telling Angel's powers are gone?
BUFFY.
Well, see.
XANDER.
Ah, that's to bad, Angel. Well don't worry, I'll protect you. I'd never let a pretty little girl,
like you get hurt.
ANGEL.
Go to hell Harris.
XANDER.
Ah, now don't be like that, Sugar buns. (Angel's eyes burn, with anger) Now don't think
I'm still mad over the Sunnydale stuff. With you being evil, and all. Hey, water under the
bridge. Besides how could I be angry with someone so, ha pretty.
BUFFY.
Xander, you really need to know.
XANDER.
Don't worry Buffy. I'm just playing. He knows, oh sorry, she knows I'm just playing.
BUFFY.
XANDER.
XANDER.
Isn't that right (Slaps Angels ass) Baby?
BUFFY.
ANGEL'S A SLAYER!
XANDER.
Oh. (Is all Xander can say, before Angel's fist sends him into the wall.)
ANGEL.
That was almost worth it.
Angel leaves the room, followed by the rest. As Faith walks by Xander, she gives him a little
kick.
FAITH.
That's for Angel. (She kicks him again) That's for the Star Trek comment. (She leaves.)
XANDER.
Ahhhh That hurt. But at least I'm still a dude, ha ha.
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