(Timan stands out the front of the Axle’s Arena Studio twirling the talisman. Next to him stood a zoned out Wonka. A black van with the letters FCC written on the side pull up. The side door and Timan drags Wonka inside. Across from them sat the FCC minions)
MINION 1
We got your message sir. Did you get the information out of Wonka you needed
TIMAN
(confused) Ah yes I did. I’m still trying to work out how the donkey and the two tones cottage cheese fit in but I’m sure I will find out in time. Where are the robots?
(Robo Faith and Steve Austin turn around and face the rest of them)
ROBO FAITH
Here boss
TIMAN
Good job of freeing me.
ROBO AUSTIN
No problem
MINION 2
What’s the plan now sir?
TIMAN
I don’t know I’m gonna need to consult with The Generals.
(everybody except Timan shudders. Timan looks at then strangely)
Okay what was that?
MINION 2
(hands Timan a piece of paper) it’s a memo they sent out. We have to shudder in fear every time you say . . . you know. Also they want you to do this.
(Timan reads the second note then looks at the zoned out Wonka. He smiled)
Timan
Oh I’m gonna enjoy this
(Cut to inside a warehouse. The place is designed to look like the throne room on the death star. Timan enters with his minions and robots. He is dragging Wonka along who is dressed in the slave girl outfit from return of the Jedi. They reach the end of the walkway and kneel down. At the top of the stairs two giant doors open to reveal Warren and Andrew sitting in giant black chairs.)
TIMAN
Generals we need your help.
ANDREW
Cool. Hey, is that our chick?
Timan
Yes I have dressed her like you asked.
ANDREW
(smiling) I am so gonna date her. She’ll be like ‘oh Andrew you are much cooler Han Solo and smarter then Yoda’
WARREN
(To Andrew) Will you shut up! (To Timan) Good job you’ll be rewarded for your efforts. Now we have to move onto our final stage. Did you get the item we needed from the hell dimension?
(Timan pulled out a small box from his pocket and placed it on the ground)
TIMAN
Yes I did sir, oh, and great job with the fake Wolfram and Hart office I don’t know how you convinced Alex it was real.
ANDREW
Duh! We’re super villains! We can do stuff like that!
WARREN
This is what I want you to do . . .
(The door burst open and Jonathan rushed in angrily)
JONATHAN
Thanks for telling me about the meeting guys!
WARREN
Didn’t you get the note?
JONATHAN
Yeah but all it said was ‘Jonathan plays with his magic bone’
(Andrew and Warren snicker. Jonathan glares at them and joins them at the top of the stairs.)
WARREN
Okay Timan this is what we want you to do . . .
JONATHAN
How come I don’t get a chair?
ANDREW
God, you are such a Noob!
JONATHAN
Am not
ANDREW
Yeah you are!
JONATHAN
Alright. Two rounds of Halo 2! Then we’ll see who the noob is.
WARREN
(annoyed) GUYS! (To Timan) okay this is what we want you to do. When Willow makes her final decision we want you to take that box to the center of the studio and open it.
Timan
Yes Generals and Jonathan
JONATHAN
Hey I’m a General as well!
ANDREW
Nah you’re more a seaman
(again Warren and Andrew snicker.)
JONATHAN
You guys suck!
(Timan and his minions bow then turn and start to walk out of the warehouse.)
MINION 2
Do you think Axle is going to notice Wonka’s missing?
TIMAN
Nah I kept him busy.
(Cut to Axels dressing room. Alex walked in and closed the door. He noticed a note place on his table. Axel picked up the note and read it)
AXEL
Mode two?
VOICE FROM CUPBOARD
you have selected . . . random destruction mode . . . random destruction mode activated.
(Adam smashes out of the cupboard and charges at Axel.)
AXEL
Oh Shit!
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