I own none of the Buffy people.
Axel is sitting at his desk, when Faith walks in.
FAITH What's up, dude, I'm back. Man you ruel, for giving me a vacation.
AXEL.
I didn't.
FAITH.
Oh, modest hu, well I'll just have to think of a special way to thank you later.
AXEL.
Faith, as much as I want to hear that. Oh God, I want to hear that, I think you need a
doctor.
FAITH.
What are you talking about.
AXEL.
Faith, you didn't go to Haiwe.
FAITH.
(Showing pictures) Then where'd I get these?
AXEL.
But you were killed, after you slept with Wonka, and I was framed, by Timan.
FAITH.
Axel, I don't know what your on, but I wasn't killed, and hey, I like dudes. Wonka,
nice girl, but not my type. (Axel pulls old episodes, and Faith sees what's happened, since
she's been gone.) Ok, that wasn't me. I don't know what's.
ROBO STEVE AUSTIN.
(Coming in) Hey Axel, can I have a word? Listen I think you should rip up that contract,
for Timan's soul.
AXEL.
Why, in God's name would I want to do that?
ROBO STEVE.
Look, I know he did wrong, but I think he's suffered enough.
AXEL.
Steve, I've given him every chance, I let him on the show, and he betrayed me. I forgave him
after Fight Night, and he went to the FCC. For crying out loud, he tried to blow up my dick!
ROBO STEVE.
I know, but I think he;s just messed up. He needs someone to show him a better way, than
evil.
AXEL.
HE TRIED TO BLOW UP, MY DICK!
ROBO STEVE.
Come on, do the right thing. I'll treat you to a Melly Yello.
AXEL.
(Sigh) Maybe your right. Maybe it's time to end this. (He gets the contract out) Maybe I
should just rip this up. Just one question, ROBOT. How dumb do you think I am?
ROBO STEVE.
What do you mean? I'm not a robot.
AXEL.
Don't try it. I knew when you offered me a Mellow Yellow. Because Steve Austin would never give
anybody a drink, Unless it was a COLD BEER!
ROBO STEVE.
Damn, your smart. Well, I guess it's time for plan B. (He hits Axel, and sends him flying)
FAITH.
(Jumping up) You want to try that, with me, Number Five? (Suddenly Faith is hit from behind,
and sent flying.)
ROBO FAITH.
Sorry, but you need to leave.
FAITH.
Fuck me. (Axel moves toward her) Not you Axel.
AXEL.
Damn. SO that's it. Faith was never dead. Timan set me up!
ROBO STEVE.
That's right. Now tear up the paper!
AXEL.
Uh no, I won't.
ROBO STEVE.
I think you need to see something. (He pulls the closet open, Wonka, and The Real Austin
are tied up, inside). Wonka was about to be killed by the Mayors vamps, but we got there
first. And Steve, well we've had him for awhile.
AUSTIN.
LET ME GO, YOU SON OF A BITCH! I'LL BEAT YOUR SORRY ASS, BASTARD! I'LL RUN
MY TRUCK UP YOUR ASS!
ROBO STEVE.
What's it going to be Axel. Tear up the contract (He poor's gasoline on them) Or the die!
WONKA.
Axel?
AXEL.
I'm thinking.
FAITH, WONKA, AUSTIN.
AXEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AXEL>
Well they both have pros, and Cons. He tried to blow up, MY DICK!
FAITH, WONKA, AUSTIN
AXEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AXEL.
Uggghh FINE! (He rips it up, and the robots let them go. Austin hits the robot, as he walks by)
STEVE AUSTIN.
Son of a BITCH!
Timan appears out of thin air, looking like a dead man.
TIMAN.
NO BUHBA, I DON'T WANT A CLOWN FIGHT!
ROBO STEVE.
Boss, we got him to rip up the contract, your free!
TIMAN.
Well Axel, it looks like I have the last laugh. (Axel fakes a punch) AAAHHHAA!!!
Timan, and his minions leave.
ROBO STEVE.
Hey boss, what's a clown fight?
TIMAN.
Trust me. you don't want to know.
AXEL.
DAMN IT! I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M LETTING HIM GET AWAY!
WONKA.
We have to do something about him!
STEVE AUSTIN.
We'll get the bastard. But now, it's Time for BEER!
AXEL.
Now that's the Steve, I know!
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