Hello viewers. A few weeks ago you might have heard Axel say this . . .
(on tape)
I want you gone, from my show, and my life. Your remember Fight Night,
last year? I say we do it again. Only this time, just ONE match. You, and three people of your
choosing, vs. me, and my three choices. And my team is some people I've been working with.
Kennedy, Oz, and, well we don't need to say the last name yet. Let's just say, you know her.
. . . now I for one have never backed down from a challenge what with locking Axel in his dressing room, throwing him into a septic tank, stealing his car and fire bombing it in Cleveland. So I though long and hard about this challenge and whether or not to accept it.
But that wouldn’t be me
So instead I did something more my style. See meeting you in a fair fight would tarnish my name in the evil community so instead I had one of my minions plant a small but powerful explosive charge on Axel's body. Where did I place it you ask? Lets just say that his girlfriend is going to be very disappointed in the bedroom if I remote detonate this thing. Also I must point out that if you try and remove the explosive through either force, magic or tampering it will detonate. I’d Also be careful about doing stuff like urinating or sneezing the trigger’s kinda sensitive. Anyways have a nice day and I hope this doesn’t ruin our friendship.
Oh and for people who are wondering how I got away from those two vampires. This is where building evil robots come in handy.
(cut to Evil Robot Stone Cold Steve Austin holding the two vampires by their necks in each hand. He opens the door to the furnace and throws them in.
Cut to the Mayors Office where we see Mayor Wilkins leaning against his desk arms folded and frowning as he watches the T.V.)
MAYOR
Well this will not do at all. (to minion) I want you to go and have Wonka killed.
MINION
(Confused) but sir she had nothing to do with this.
MAYOR
I know I just didn’t like her attitude. It seemed a little to hostile.
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