Wonka interviews the Mayor.
W-
"Hi, guys. Wonka here. I'm here with his Honor Mayor Richard Wilkins III. Hello, Mr. Mayor how are you?"
MAYOR-
"I'm good. Boy, I have to tell you...it's a real honor to be here."
W (puzzled)-
"Really?"
MAYOR-
"Sure. You guys need to cut down on the language, but other than that....I think it's funny. Well, it was funny....until someone killed my Faith."
W-
"Well, that wasn't us. That was Spike."
MAYOR-
"Yes, you are right. But, you see....everyone here is responisble."
W-
"How in the hell's that?"
MAYOR-
"Hey, LANGUAGE!! You had that little affair with her which set up the situation, and Axel.....he just cusses too much."
W-
"Look, that whole thing is behind us. Faith is alive again and everyone lives happily ever fucking after."
MAYOR-
"That does it." Three vampires come out and start tearing up the studio. Wonka screams and runs towards her dressing room/temporary home. "Get me Timan....I have a little proposal."
Wonka runs into her room and slams the door. Jay and Silent Bob are playing on the PS2.
JAY-
"What's up, bitch." Wonka glares at him as she kicks off her heels.
W-
"You guys get it down, I have to call Axel."
JAY-
"She's talking to you, lunchbox."
W-
"Axel, we have a fucking problem down here."
AXEL (on phone)-
"Oh God what?"
W-
"The Mayor still blames us for Spike killing Faith and his vampire cronies are tearing up the studio."
AXEL-
"Wonka....look, get those vampires out of the studio, or you can live in a van down by the river." He hangs up.
W-
"Jay, Bob...came on." They walk back to the studio, and Jay and Bob run behind the curtains. The vampires spot Wonka and they run toward her. Suddenly, Jay and Bob jump out wearing their Chronic and Bluntman costumes. They beat the shit out of the vampires.
W-
"Good job, guys. Jay, I'm sorry....Chris Rock was right, you do look like a gay hood ornament."
JAY-
"Fuck..."
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