Wonka, Axel, and Beer Good drive up to Wonka's house. The whole place is burned to the ground.
W-
"My house....my Oompa Loompa generation, my stuff...OH MY GOD! My DVD player and my Buffy and Angel DVDS!!!!"
AXEL-
"Damn....I'm sorry about this. Believe me, we find out you did this to your house."
W-
"Fuck the house, I was late on my payments anyway. My Buffy and Angel DVDs. What kind of sick bastard would do that."
BG-
"Girl, what about your house?"
W-
"I never like it." Jay and Silent Bob ride up on their bicylces.
JAY-
"Holy fucking shit....our stash!!!"
W-
"Stash! What stash."
JAY-
"You know, our weed and porn."
W-
"Bastard...YOU BASTARD....YOU STOLE MY PORN." Wonka starts choking Jay. Axel and BG pulled Wonka off of him. Jay and Silent Bob ride away. "Axel...I read your note to Timan....I want in."
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