Wonkabar is sitting on her couch with a beer in her hand while listening to very depressing music. Jay and Silent Bob are sitting across from her. Jay starts shaking his head.
JAY-
"Man, fuck this shit. You, me, and lunchbox here should go out and get some real honeys."
W-
"Jay....you don't understand. I started this....I knew Axel has a thing for Faith, and I still did it. I'm not normally like that."
JAY-
"Man fuck that guy, I'll kick his ass into next week. I could even do it without 'Tons of Fun' over here." Bob glares at Jay. Wonka drinks her beer and she notices that her computer screen has an email message on it.
W-
"Wonkabot, did you check the messages."
WONKABOT-
"Yes, I did Wonkabar, because you are my best friend."
W-
"Must be new....could you check it for me."
JAY (winks and blows a kiss at Wonkabot)-
"Wuzza up."
W-
"Jay, she's a robot."
JAY-
"WHAT!"
WONKABOT-
"It is from Timan. He says he needs to see you tonight at the studio at midnight." Wonka takes one last drink from her beer and then hands it to Silent Bob.
W-
"Here finished that for me." She walks to the bathroom, putting her hair in a pun as she walks.
JAY-
"You need some help in the shower?"
W-
"Jay....for the 15,000 time....no."
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