(Timan sits on his huge throne. Around him his FCC agents bow before him.)
AGENT 1
So it looks like your plan to take over the show has failed miserably boss.
AGENT 2
And you were totally humiliated buy Axel and that muffin girl
AGENT 3
What’s our next move now that our plan has totally failed?
TIMAN
(Smiling evilly) Did it?
The agents looked at each other confused. Timan stroked his white cat thoughtfully.
AGENT 1
What do you mean boss?
TIMAN
Who do you think lead them down to that basement?
AGENT 2
Ah . . . Wonka?
TIMAN
(Angry) Me you idiot!! I was the one who let slip where the cells were with a little help . . . isn’t that right Evil Robot Stone Cold Steve Austin?”
From the shadows Evil Robot Stone Cold Steve Austin stepped out arms folded
EVIL ROBOT STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN
Hell Yeah Boss! You’re the man!
(Again the agents look at each other confused)
AGENT 3
When did you make the switch sir?
TIMAN
About a couple of hours before the murder of Faith . . .
- Stone Cold Steve Austin dressing room ~ a few weeks ago -
(Austin sat on his couch quietly when there was a knock at the door. Austin stands up and walked over to the door. Timan is standing on the other side)
STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN
What the hell do you want candy ass?
TIMAN
Can I talk to you for a second?
STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN
Fine just don’t take to long I gotta go . . .
(Timan punches Austin in the face. Austin stands there unphased)
STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN
. . . What the hell was that?
TIMAN
I’m trying to knock you out!
(Timan punches him again and again Austin is unphased. Austin rolled his eyes)
STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN
No boy you’re doin’ it all wrong! See you gotta ball your fist up tighter and try aimin’ a few meters past your target. Also try and hit them in the temple that’ll make ‘em fall harder.
TIMAN
Oh . . . thanks.
(Timan punches Austin again the way he just showed him and this time Austin falls down unconscious. Evil Robot Stone Cold Steve Austin walks in and drags him down into the basement. After a few minutes he returns.)
TIMAN
Now you know your job?
EVIL ROBOT STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN
Hell yeah.
TIMAN
Good.
(Back in the chamber inside of the FCC. The agents looked slightly less confused.)
AGENT 1
So this whole murder thing was all part of your master plan.
TIMAN
Yes it was. Let’s see how the others deal with Evil Robot Faith for a while (evil laugh while stroking cat)
This is a roundrobin story. Would you like to contribute?
|
|
|
|
Rave
Barbie Girl (Becca)
biscuit07
Filmtheory (Jim)
Malice (Jess)
MebbtheScribe (MichaelB)
Reset (Allie)
Shay (Marrisa)
somnambulist29 (Shea)
Stephanie Loss
Wendyness (Wendy)
Questions?Contact Us
|
|
All stories on this site have been archived with the authors' consent. Do not copy these stories for your own uses without the express consent of the author themselves. Buffy the Vampire Slayer TM and Angel TM are © UPN, WB, Fox and its related entities. All photos on the site are © UPN, Fox, Warner Bros, and/or their respective owners. No profits are being made by use of these images.
Powered with the assitance of eFiction.
|
|
|
