W-
"Hi, everyone. I'm back and not a robot. It's great to be back and fucking Faith (Axel glares). Tonight, my guest is the former Principal of Sunnydale High, Robin Wood....." From offstage Beavis and Butthead start laughing.
BUTTHEAD-
"HeHeHe.....she said 'wood'."
BEAVIS-
"Yeah, yeah, she did. BOING!!!"
W-
"Guys, shut up. We're on the air. Okay, Principal Wood." Beavis and Butthead's laughing drowns out the audience clapping. "So, Principal W...(she looks over at B&B)....uh...may I call you Robin."
ROBIN-
"I don't care....look, let me be blunt....." Loud coughing from the other side of the studio cuts him off. Standing there is Jay and Silent Bob.
JAY-
"Yo, SIlent Bob. Motherfucker said 'blunt'."
ROBIN-
"....Look, I don't feel comfortable about doing this interview with you."
W-
"Why?"
ROBIN-
"Because you're sleeping with Faith." Alex glares again and punches a hole in the wall. Jay puts his hand to his mouth, and does the 'lesiben salute.' Wonka mouths 'Stop doing that.'
W-
"Well...you're adults. So there is no reason we can't get this behind....."
BEAVIS-
"HeHeHe....behind...."
BUTTHEAD-
"That's not funny, butt munch."
ROBIN-
"You're right. So, what's you first question?"
W-
"Since Sunnydale went to pot...."
JAY-
"Whoa! The whole town smokes up. Fuck yeah."
W-
"...uh....what have you been doing?"
ROBIN-
"Well, I'm a Watcher now in Cleveland. How's Faith?"
W-
"I thought we were getting all that behind us?"
ROBIN-
"Yeah, but after thinking long and hard....."
BEAVIS AND BUTTHEAD-
"HAHEHAHEHEHA"
ROBIN-
"....at least that jackoff Axel isn't with her." Robin looks around, waiting for laughing and clapping.....all that is heard is the sound of crickets. Wonka gets up from her chair and moves back. Beavis, Butthead, Jay and Silent Bob step back. "What's going on."
Axel runs and leaps onto Robin. He then starts beating him with a baseball bat. He then grabs Wonka.
AXEL-
"Listen you. From now on, you clear your interview subjects with me. AND WHO IN THE FUCK HIRED THOSE IDIOTS?" Timan walks up.
TIMAN-
"Hey, Axel....how are those new PAs I hired working out?" Axel releases Wonka and starts chasing Timan. Wonkabar flops down in her chair.
W-
"Well, folks. Yet another award winner fucking show. Diamond Dave, cut."
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