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AXEL.
Hey guys. It's great to be back. It's great to be cleared of all charges. AND it's great to be
sleeping with Angelina Joile! (Wonka glares) But, the show must go on. Tonight I'm doing an
interview I wanted to do, last year. But I wasn't able to find this person, until now.
You see, Kate Lockley was a dedicated cop, for many years. Until she joined Angel's good
fight. He turned into a big jackass, she lost her job, for all the vampire talk, and we haven't.
heard from her since. So We've brought her here, to see what she's up to. Please welcome
Kate Lockley! (No one comes out) Uh, Kate Lockley, everyone! (Nothing) Were is she?
Suddenly she falls out from the curtain, with a bottle of Jack Daniel's, and looking like a
homeless person.
KATE.
WHO THE FFUCK PUT THAT THERE? where am I? The fu, fuck?
AXEL.
Uh, Miss Lockley?
KATE.
Yeah, what do you want?
AXEL.
Uh, thanks for coming. So what have you been doing?
KATE.
THE FUCK DO IT LOOK LIKE I'M DOING? NOTHING! I COULDN'T GET A JOB! THEY
SAID I WAS CRAZY! YOU BELIEVE THAT! JUST CAUSE I SAID I SAW A VAMPIRE!
THAT FUCKING ANGEL! SON OF A BITCH! WHERE IS HE? I'LL FUCK HIM UP!
AXEL.
OK, I think we need to stop this. Your clearly in no condition.
KATE.
FUCK THAT, I'M IN GREAT CO, CO. FUCK YOU, AND YOUR BIG WORK!
AXEL.
OK, folks, this just sad. Clearly she needs help. Show's over. Cut, Dave, I said cut!
KATE.
YOU AIN'T CUTTING SHIT! (she pulls her gun, and starts shooting) I WAS A GOOD
COP, DAMN IT!
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