So off we all went, Wesley and me headed to the Cyvus Vail mansion. Wes got in with no problem with me acting as his personal assistant. So Wesley and I sat down in the dinning room. And watched the old warlock eat….
“What makes you think I won’t kill you where you sit” Cyvus Vail said.
“Because you can’t, and you’re stupid,” I said Wesley didn’t seem to happy about this.
“Whatever do you mean?”
“I mean you made the mistake of letting in the most powerful force in the universe, something you can’t being to compare to.”
“Mister Pryce is that powerful, well… lets just see.” As he said that he shot a fireball out of his hand straight at Wesley, I formed a force field around him with the ring.
“No dumb ass not him, me!!!” I snapped back, and with that I slammed him into the wall with a beam from my ring. He used a trick to force his way out, which I was more then happy for, I didn’t want this match up to be over too quickly.
He willed the Knives off the wall, tried to make them fly at Wesley and me. I simply formed armor for Wesley and me and forced giant spikes all around Cyvus. Forcing him back for us.
“Well, You think you are impressive with the Flash magical powers, let me show you want a real wizard can do.” Cyvus said
“Ding, Wrong!!! Oh but Johnny what we have for him as a conciliation Prize.” Wesley joked.
“Well Wes, we have a very happy ass whoppin’, using the Power Cosmic, brought to you by the Guardians of the Universe Green Lantern Corp.”
“What’s a Green Lantern?” Cyvus questioned.
“Me!!” I said,
As I slammed him into the wall with a blasted from my Ring, holding him in place. Wesley told me to simply finish him, and with knowing that what was all to come I simply formed a giant monster to rip his head off. The look of shock on his face wasn’t a good and when Illyria punched his head off, but just as funny.
After that Wesley and me head off out side to see it we could help the others, the two of us fly to find Illyria.
Mean while, the others where fighting pretty well Spike was getting the Baby put of the monastery fighting one handed all the way. Lorne and Lindsey Headed off the Sahrvin Clan, fighting just as easily, and after they had finished Lorne simply shot Lindsey.
Angel was heading to the office like he had planned he told Hellboy to wait for the Fireworks to start. Hellboy agreed that he would come upstairs in 2 minutes after angel got up to the penthouse.
The plan was going well, as Angel enter the main lobby of Wolfram & hart.
“Harmony where’s Hamilton?”
“Records room, I been keeping him busy just like you asked” harmony said
“I’m going to stop by the penthouse and have my car ready. Just make sure Hamilton stays busy”
“No problemo boss” harmony said
As Angel gets to his room he walks to his one desk and takes a knife out, Just as before at that exacted moment. Hamilton takes the elevator up and steps out.
“Going out.”
“Why you want to order in”
“I hear you already have plans. Going to take that when you visit Sebassis, now why don’t I think that’s a gift.”
Angel simply tries to punch Hamilton but gets punched instead, the just like before gets thrown out the Penthouse window and through the skylight of the main lobby. At the same moment Hellboy is stepping out of the elevator as he was told.
“You Plan that?” Hellboy asked
“Not…really.” Angel said.
“Oh my god,” Harmony said
“Hamilton” Angel said
“He’s not my boyfriend, I mean I currently didn’t betray you” Harmony said
“Drop the acted harm” Angel said
“It’s not and acted, I’m really this nerves.” harmony said
“I know you’d turn on me, I just didn’t know when”
“What do you mean you know” harmony said
“Loyalty isn’t really high on your list”
“Oh is that right, ill have you know I am damn loyal Dumb ass” harmony said
“You have betrayed me, you are betraying my now even as we are taking”
“Because you never have any confidence in me” harmony said
“No because you have no soul”
“You two are Kidding my right” Hellboy asked.
“Get out of the building” angel said to harmony
“You’re fighting me” harmony said
“Yes among other things, yes”
“You think I can get a recommendation” Harmony said
“Yeah ok”
“See if you don’t so much win”
“Its already on the desk”
Hamilton walked out of the office and you angel, not really seeing Hellboy who has move off to the side out of sight. And he walked up to angel looking him eye to eye.
“Good luck, umm, my the best man win”
“So” Hamilton eyed him up and down
“Yeah,” just as Angel said the he punched him in the gut. And paused “did that hurt at all”
“Little bit” and as he reached for Angels neck got a Big red stone Fist in his face. Sending him flying through Harmony’s desk and Knocking off the Lettering off of the Wolfram & Hart sign
“How bout that smiley” Hellboy said.
But Hamilton just kind of got up. He was kind of off his game now, but still got up and looked straight at the two of them
“So this is why you has the three losers here, ok will if you think the red Guy can help you out. Good luck! You know Angel the Senior Partners have expended an awful lot of time and resources on you. Personally I would of told them not to bother.”
“Is he going the talk the whole time, because I’ll just give up not if it will shut him up.” Hellboy said.
Hamilton charged at him. Hellboy jumped to one side and punched him in the side of the head again.
“Ok yeah, I’m definitely sick of this guy. Look, if you haven’t seen yet, I have a pretty good Right cross. And Buddy this is going to be fun kicking you around” Hellboy said
“No matter do you think your going to get out of here to Kill Archduke Sebassis” Hamilton asked
“No, I think I already did. I spiked his drink, I figured you where the one we should be alone with.” said
“Why so I could kill you,” Hamilton asked
“Oh buddy, aren’t you a wishful thinker.” Hellboy said
As Hellboy said that, Hamilton rushed him and slammed him through a Pillar in the Lobby.
Meanwhile Gunn and Lobo where handling their job just find. Lobo walked through the Door of Senator Brucker's campaign office, he simply started to Machine gun down anything moving in his was, most of the vampires at first simply ran at him thinking that the Gun would hurt them, Quickly they learn that the Ammo was filled with holy water and garlic. The first few to be hit ended up with giant holes burning through them. Gunn stayed safely behind Lobo as he fire like a maniac into everything in front of him. But soon he was out of Bullets and just jumped into the group, ripping and slashing all the vampires into pieces, Arms and Legs where fly every where. Gunn just stood there feeling badly for the vampire, not of then had the head ripped of so all of them where just stuck as torsos, still I live but far from being frightening anymore. So Gunn just to a Broom handle, broke it off on one end, and just put them out of their misery. Gunn the Pulled out the axe and turned to fight what ever is left, the Senator was now hiding under the desk in the back. Lobo kicked it over and Gunn through the Axe into Her Head. With their job done they headed to the Alley. However Wesley and me had met up with them after getting Illyria. She had smashed the crap out of Izzerial the devil and the three others easily. I took Wesley Illyria and Gunn to the Alley; Spike was along the way as well, then Lobo and me headed back to the Office. I wasn’t going to let anything go wrong.
As Lobo and me Landed, we could see that Connor Hellboy and Angel where knocking Hamilton around But Hamilton was giving his own good shoots in. Angel and the others still didn’t seem to be able to take on Hamilton all that well, and off he goes in to his big speech,
“What is with you people? Let me say this as clearly as I can, you cannot beat me. I am a part of them the Wolf Ram and Hart; their strength flows throw my veins. My blood is filled with their ancient Power.”
“Can you pick out the one word you probably shouldn’t have said?” Angel said as he jumped out over and bit him. After which Angel proceeded to kick the crap out of Hamilton and break his neck. Bringing down the full rain for Wolfram & hart, so we send Connor on his way and grab eve to tell her to get out, then head straight for the Alley.
As we got there we could see the rest as we stand there waiting for our return.
“Any terms of a plan” Spike asked
“We Fight”
“Bit more specific”
“Well Personally I kind of want to slay the dragon”
“Hmmm, don’t look like we’re going to have much of a problem gang” I said
“Lets go to work”
“Ok Stand back” I said as I formed a giant Buzz saw Blade above my head, and launched it straight at the rushing onslaught of demons. Cutting a line straight to the Back of the crowd, and through the legs of the one giant monster.
“The dragon huh, well you’ll need help getting up there. Need a lift” I said as I formed a platform for Angel to stand on, he jumped on it and I through him up into the air “up you go”
Angel grabbed a horn on the Back of the dragon’s head and started slashing away at it with his sword. Spike Gun and Wesley where all slamming into the own demons as the army still cam charging. I quickly formed blades from each arm and looked at Lobo.
“Main Man, Fastball Chain attack” I yelled, and Lobo came and picked me up ad through me straight into the Crowned of demons, I also formed a chain around Lobo. As I flew through the air Lobo came rushing about twenty feet behind me. As I landed in the on coming mob, Lobo went flying straight at the giant monster. Lobo was gunning into the face of the giant whatever and slashing at it with his Hook. I was on the ground slashing and hacking at everything that wasn’t a member of the good guys. I formed and reformed different Blades or swords as need, I mainly ended up forming stuff like I was wearing the WitchBlade, or well pretty much Carnage. Hellboy was Shooting, Punching, or slashing, thanks to the Sword he picked up off of one of the dead demons, everything that came at him.
Illyria was simply kicking the ass; her strength and Powers simply gave her endless ways to kill these enemies, slowing the down and just ripping off their heads, speeding them up so they slam into the grown at a speed approaching light. Throwing them into any number of Dimensions, or sending only part of them into other world, like their heads, and countless others. That girl/demon is very creative. I even think she throw one or two Vampires into a one way portal, that opened up into the sun.
After a little while Lobo had the Giant Thing out into the main street. Half of the Monsters face was torn away, but was still charging at Lobo. He however was now throwing Car, Trunk, and any other vehicle he could get his hands on. Some how I was pretty sure that Lobo was only toying with the Giant whatever. I was pretty sure that He could of ripped its arm off and beat it to death with its own Claws. But He kept slamming cars into its head, and Laughing his head off.
Angel slammed the dragon into the ground, after gaining control over where it headed. Angel jammed his sword through its neck and using it like the handle bar on a bike. As it crashed into the still large crown of demons the wings of the dragon slammed into the buildings, forcing it to be grounded. Angel, flipped over the top of its head and grabbed an Axe off the ground, he slammed into the neck and cutting off his head in three chops.
Wave after wave of monsters and demons kept coming at us. After a while I started to get Dog pilled by them and I would just formed myself Giant spike covered armor. Jamming all the demons into the walls and pinning them to the ground. Still they kept coming. So I took to the air, I started to fly around blasting everything I could with ever kind of projectile I could think of. I would form my right arm into Mega man’s pulse cannon, blasting all the demons I could see. I also started to form random floating swords that I made fight right along side all the other. I almost had a small league of my own. I started to form just random Fighters, heroes, and Beasts. Everything I made started to take some toll on my concentration, but it was working. Altogether we started to force them back, and taking them out more and more.
A few surprises came as an earthquake tried to knock the build behind the Hotel down on us. But all this did was give me a reason to fight full force, all the damage we do now can all be blamed on the Earthquake. So I moved everyone out of the Alley and on top of the one building. Then I gathered Up all the energy I could and used it in one giant blast, vaporizing all the demons that where trying to climb up over each other to get at us. Leaving us alone in the alley.
“Well is that it then?” Wesley asked.
All of sudden a loud roar and slam was heard from the end of the ally leading the main road. The giant whatever was crashing to the ground in a giant bleeding pile. Lobo could be seen jumping on its head. And I could hear him yelling
“Stupid giant…. whatever, thought you could go against the Main Man!!!!!!!! Stupid bastich!!!!! HA!!!!!”
“I think we can go get Lobo not,…Come on Illyria, lets go clean that up by transporting it into the sun” I said
“We did it though” Gunn said, “ I mean we won”
“Yeah. I guess so.” Wesley said
“Well what do we do next?” Spike asked
“Back to the Hotel” Angel said, “Looks like Angel investigations is Back Open. Besides I know just here I want to mount this.” Holding up the head of the dragon with both hands.
Finally this battle was over. All the evil the could of sent to destroy Angel got their ass handed to them. But I still had to get home.
At the hotel we sat around talking, about what was going to come next.
“Ok John, so what’s this big Plan you have?” Wesley asked
“I know this is going to sound weird but I Plan on cloning her.”
“What?!?!” the rest all said together.
“Clone, you know, a copy of a person. But I really I plan on doing a lot more. Wesley can you make a copy of a soul.”
“What, well yes, it’s a simple spell really. But a Copied soul is not a real person.” Wesley yelled
“I Know. I don’t plan on putting the copied Soul into Fred’s Clone. I plan on putting it into her real body” I said pointing at Illyria.
“WHAT?”
“Well I plan on using Illyria’s powers to first go back in time to the night just before Illyria infects Fred. We copy her soul, and replace the fake soul for her real one. Then return to the present with her real soul and place it into the clone body. Pretty much giving her a new body.”
“Why do you need to put the copy in the body Illyria is going to take.”
“So she still has all of Fred’s memories”
“How long will this take, I mean clones age the same as everyone else.”
“Again, you see why I need Illyria at full power. She can put a time bubble around the clone and will speed up time. The clone will age to Fred’s age in a few hours.”
“Really and how do you plan on doing this? We don’t have the technology anymore the lab was in the office.”
“Well I planned on ‘borrowing’ it from somewhere, like we did you lobo’s weapons”
“Wow you really thought this out man.” Gunn said
“I want to get home; I think Fred and Illyria together will be able to do that.”
Well after awhile we started off. First opening a Portal into a Local genetics lab. We got the gear we needed to get this done, and in the hotel we had plenty of room to set everything up, and my ring easily powered it. All the information I had gotten from S.T.A.R. Labs in the DC world was all about Cloning showing all the information to clone someone and keep their muscle and tissue fine even with out long term use.
Next was to head back in time, to the night before Fred got infected. We returned to the point in her room when she was asleep, so one we didn’t mess up the time line, and two so Fred will just wake up and not know what all happened.
Copying the soul was tricking, but thanks to Illyria we had all the time we needed. Illyria was weirded but the implant of the Copied soul. She said she had a rush over her as the time displacement happened. Other then that, she was fine, and we headed back.
Then we went about cloning her. First we set up the machines, I got a bit of Fred’s hair and used the DNA sample. As we started the process Wesley implanted Fred’s soul into the embryo just at the start of life, again Illyria giving us the exact timing we needed. Then with a time field in place and my ring giving more then enough power to it. The cloning went along nicely. The Information from S.T.A.R. labs gave up all the proper tectonics to in sure that the Clone would reach for maturity, with out suffering muscle breakdown. Being that we where going to age he at a normal rate just speed up time, her growth should be natural. With Illyria and my own powers we where able to have constant attention. The whole ordeal was planned to last for One week, giving that was the rate of time to have everything running like clockwork, and to not have the time field running at a year an Hour. But soon everything worked out and the process was complete.
Wesley was the one who woke her up for the first time.
“Fred…wake up dear.” Wesley said
“Yahhhooonnnn…. oh Morning Wesley, umm what’s going on” Fred asked
“Yes!!!!!!!” I yelled as I jumped into the air
“Umm…. Fred…..I have something to tell you.” Wesley said hesitantly
“Look, Hi Fred, my name is John. We’ll explain it more in-depth but. For now here is the short version.” I said, and then waved Illyria into the room. “This is your original body. The Demon Illyria here infected you original body. So we cloned you a new one and moved your soul into it. It’s now about seven weeks from when you remember going to sleep…..there is a lot more, but let’s just leave it till later.”
“Hmmm but it’s still me though, right” Fred asked
“Yes, completely. You just have a brand new body, and a Demon Twin sister.”
“Ok, well not the weirdest thing I have heard of. But I’m still alive and still me, guess that’s all the matters.”
“You’re taking this rather well,” Wesley said
“Well not really but, I guess I could be totally dead, instead of just in a new body”
Well after that we all started to tell Fred what has all happened as she has been “away”. All the Battles, all the worlds and all the things needed. Fred seemed to enjoy everything about it, except the part of he folks coming and her not being “here”. Also she didn’t seem happy on explaining what’s happened to her parent.
After the She got working on that it would take to get me home. Finally!!!! She and Illyria began talking back and forth to one another. The both seemed to enjoy having the other around, Fred’s mind is a very amazing thing, and now they both had someone to talk to about it. Illyria kept talking about how she would simple randomly finds which world was mine is going to one after another. Fred planned on trying to see if my body was producing any different energy then the things in this world. When trying to find a way to get Illyria powers to open a hole into my World by matching her powers frequency to the frequency my body is putting out.
As they worked we also took time to Tie up all the loose ends. First off all of us went to the DC world to drop off Lobo and give my Ring back to John Stewart. Illyria transported us to the DC world easily. Right into the watchtower, but this time we all came. Angel and Spike wear long cloaks just to be on the safe side, but other wise we all enjoyed ourselves. The Justice league seemed to be enjoying talking to use too. In fact they have said that any time Angel investigations needs the help of them all they have to do is Stop by. I also dropped of the Gold to Lobo at the Watchtower as we got there before handing my ring in.
So back we went and I finished saying my good byes, as we left Lobo in his world. Hellboy was interested in sticking around to help out with Angel and his crew before heading back to Jersey. So finally it was my turn to head back to my own world, Fred and Illyria had finally finish and where sure that this would indeed send my home. So I gathered up all my things that I came here with. I said my good Byes and wished everyone good luck, because they are not in Uncharted waters. No one could of planned for me to have show up. I was happy to Help and keep everyone Alive.
So I waved good-bye, smile, thanked them all for the help they gave me as well. Finally I stepped through the portal. But something went wrong. Just as this all started with. A random Bolt of lightning struck the portal, at the same moment I stepped into the portal. The portal closed behind me as I passed it.
“Oh god John” Fred yelled
“The Portal is not at the same frequency anymore” Illyria and Fred both said at once.
“Illyria, do you know where he’ll come out on the other end” Angel yelled
“No, it is any random world of thousands” Illyria said, “this is know way to know where it let out at. I’m sorry”
“I hope he is alright where ever he ends up.” Spike said, and then yelled “Best Of Luck Mate!!!!!!!”
All I remember is that wasn’t a very comforting thought. All I could figure is that something decide this little Journey of mine wasn’t over. Then the portal opened up and all I saw was sky.
“Oh no good will come from this.” I said out loud. “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
Ok yeah I screamed like a little girl…..I thought all that time with the Green Lantern ring got rid of my fear of heights, But nope the came rushing back as a fell from the sky. Then as I looked down, I could see a castle rushing towards me. I just I feel like the giant sperm whale that just coming to grips with itself.
As I fell I could see a kind of large patch of earth, a field beside the castle. It looked like it was mostly Mud. I hope that I would not be hurt too much. Then Slam…
I feel the ground slash around me and feel half of my bones snap. All I could do now was once again look at the sky having landed on my back. Then Three Kids about fifteen or sixteen ran up to me, a girl and two boys.
“Oh my god, is he alright?” the girl said
“I don’t know he looks pretty hurt. We need to get him to the hospital Wing.” The boy above me said.
I looked up and saw a boy with dark hair, and I could see he had a scar on his forehead. It was then I know where I was. I managed to say.
“Harry… potter………. Oh boy….”
Then I passed out.
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